[Blind Gossip] This story involves three celebrities in an awkward encounter.
Earlier this week, Celeb 1 was sitting in a Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf in Hollywood, drinking his morning coffee and working on his computer. Celeb 1 is a long-haired standup actor/comedian who is known simply by one name. He’s done a bunch of films and has had many guest roles on TV shows.
At another table was Celeb 2, an actor/comedian who has done many films and TV, and who has had a couple of standup specials on Comedy Central. You may know him best as the comedian who got booed on stage when he toured with a very famous actor who had a meltdown a couple of years ago.
In walked Celeb 3, an actor/comedian who peaked in popularity when he starred in a number of films in the 90’s. He is certainly the best known of the three comedians.
Celeb 3 went over to sit with Celeb 2. On the way over, he waved and called out to Celeb 1: “Hey Bro!”
Well, Celeb 1 is no fan of Celeb 3. Last year, Celeb 3 had spread false rumors about Celeb 1 being a drug dealer, and Celeb 1 lost a bunch of gigs a a result.
Celeb 1 went ballistic. “Hey f*ck you, you f*cking assholel! You tried to get me banned from The Comedy Store, and you told people that I’m a drug dealer! F*ck you! I lost work because of your lies! You took food out my kids’ mouths! Don’t you f*cking ‘Hey, Bro’ me! I’m not your f*cking Bro! Don’t you dare talk to me! Don’t you even f*cking look at me!”
Celeb 3 was stunned but had no comeback. He looked down uncomfortably at the floor, mumbled something to Celeb 2, and walked away.
Celeb 1 couldn’t help but throw one last taunt at him: “Yeah, you’d better run, you f*cking weasel! Why don’t you run back to Mommy? She’s the only reason you’re still working in this town!”
Half the patrons in the coffee shop were stunned by the encounter, while the other half giggled over having witnessed a great verbal smackdown.
Celeb 3’s Mommy: