Entire Cast Would Rather Spit Than Swallow

man broccoli[Naughty But Nice Rob] Which super healthy, fitness and diet fanatic has been trying to convert the cast of her new film into an organic, whole grain bunch of men?

Bringing ‘special treats’ on a recent trip that were glutton free, she hoped that the guys would see the benefits both physically and emotionally to eat ‘right.’ Not to offend her, cast members pretended to devour the tasteless snacks until her back was turned and then would spit out the dry food and pretend it was delicious.

Insiders say they are doing a better acting job off camera than they did on [camera], as she has no idea her lifestyle program has not been embraced as much as she thinks it has!

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  1. SouthJerseyGirl says

    Isn’t Gywneth working on a new Ironman film? Gotta be her. Robert Downey Jr. would be one of the men.

  2. Herkeda says

    Film: “Iron Man 3”

    Woman: Gwyneth Paltrow

    Men: Robert Downey Jr., Don Cheadle, Jon Favreau, Guy Pearce, James Badge Dale, Ben Kingsley (yes, I looked it up!)

    These fellas need to man up and tell her that they don’t like her “special treats”. She’ll only continue offering them during the promo tour.

  3. igotthisone says

    This sounds a bit GOOPy to me… Looks like Gwyneth Paltrow is working on 33 Dias currently. Would not be surprised at all if international cast members are not on board with her hippy, Cali, gluton-free malarchy. Most non-Americans live to eat and think that lifestyle, without medical need, is just crazy.

  4. Rumormill says

    Film: Iron Man 3
    Woman: Goop
    Men: RDJ, Don Cheadle, Jon Favreau, Guy Pearce and Bem Kingsly. I would have spit it in her face.

  5. NOTellebee says

    Goop, with the cast of Iron Man 3? They’re on the promotional tour now, so could work. Doesn’t make it clear above if they’re filming or promoting, and I don’t know what other super-healthy gluten-free-r is hanging out with a bunch of boys right now.

  6. Andreinac13 says

    Woman: Gwyneth Paltrow FTW!

    Clueless about the rest. Although, I don’t know if she is a fitness fanatic.

    OMG, now I’m confused! IDK!

  7. BritishPound says

    Sounds like Paltrow & the latest Iron Man? – 3

    Men:

    Robert Downey
    Don Cheadle
    Guy Pearce
    John Favreau
    Ben Kingsley
    Paul Bettany

  8. lizard49 says

    I don’t know who this blind is about, but “Naughty but Nice Rob” should know, the correct term is gluten free .. LOL.

  9. GrannyGoose says

    Woman: Gwyneth Paltrow
    Men: The cast of the Avengers, so RDJ, Chris Hemsworth, et al.

  10. up2trouble says

    Film: Iron Man 3

    Woman: Gwyneth Paltrow

    Men: Robert Downey Jr.
    Jon Favreau
    Ben Kingsley
    Don Cheadle

  11. rorythedragon says

    This is totally random and I’m submitting this based on the broccoli equaling Broccoli Rob equaling The Office equaling Steve Carel:

    Film: Anchorman, The Legend Continues
    Woman: Christina Applegate
    Men: Carel, Ferrel, Rudd, Reilly, Marsden, Wilson, et al.

    • KWDragon says

      I like your answer the best. Goopy has a number of (ghost authored) cookbooks, so I would assume her gluten-free treats would actually be pretty good. Christina Applegate could be living a healthier lifestyle due to her previous bout with cancer. Maybe she can’t cook? I can also see that whole cast of guys not wanting to hurt her feelings.

  12. FamousPeopleDoStupidThings says

    Sounds like Goopy
    Iron Man3 – they’re in promotion mode
    RDJ/Kingsley/Cheadle etc.

  13. MrsBreeder says

    Whatever Iron Man film that is out now….Goopy and Robert Downey Jr. I recently saw a picture of them touring to promote the movie.

  14. LooLoo says

    Obviously Goopy, but that’s a really crappy way to act. Be men and just tell her thanks but no thanks. There’s no reason to be so sad and cowardly about it.

    • FamousPeopleDoStupidThings says

      Yes but I would you want to endure the wrath of Goopy’s side eye the rest of the tour?

  15. DelilaMars says

    Gwyneth Paltrow and the whole male cast of Iron Man 3.
    Robert Dodney Jr made a joke about that yesterday on French television. He compared Gwyneth as a guru.

  16. Samie says

    Sounds like Gwyneth. The “irony” is that there’s so much gluten free and vegan foods on the market these days that are delicious, there’s no reason to give those products a bad name by picking out the worst ones. For that matter, french fries should be gluten-free. The annoying thing is when gluten gets shoved into things that don’t need it. Anyway, slather a little cheese on something and you can eat the hideous crackers, no problem. She just picking the wrong products to foist on them!

  17. Jilly From Philly says

    this immediately sounded like GOOPy Paltrow to me and I’m wondering if using “glutton” instead of “gluten” is a clue – being that Gluttony is one of the seven deadly sins, which Gwyneth was in a movie about titled “Se7en”??

  18. doomdreamer says

    Gwyneth, obvs.

    Maybe ‘glutton’ is a clue referring to the deadly sins in Se7en (which she was in)?

  19. DiamondGoddess says

    Gwyneth, who doesn’t look so great to me, so I’d hardly want to eat her food!
    (I think she’s food-obsessed because Chris Martin has been cheating with Natalie Imbruglia for years.)

  20. rudy says

    Iron Man 3
    Goopie
    Cast: RDJ – I bet he spit it out behind her back. I love him. He is the actor I would most want to have lunch with.

  21. matthew netting says

    it probably is gwyneth, her macrobiotic eating habits
    could drive anyone up the wall