[Celebzter] Eeek! This is just gross!
It is hard to know how to describe this guy. “Famewh*re” might be appropriate given that he seizes every opportunity to steal the spotlight away from his equally attention-grabbing family.
We know that booze and drugs have been on the menu in the past. We just didn’t know that hidden cameras and secret tapes of him and his gal pals doing the deed were too.
You’ve heard the expression “Making a mountain out of a molehill”? Well, this dude has both. He has a mole that gives aways his identity when you can’t see his face in the tapes because it is strategically placed in his nether regions (read: balls). And he has mountains and mountains of these sex tapes ready to “leak” to the media if the attention on him starts waning.