Ratchet Rapper Probably Isn’t A CHiPs Fan

chips 3[Hollywood Street King] His recent arrest blew the whistle on this lyrical poser of a pimp, exposing the Oakland rapper as a middle-aged dr*g add*ct. But that’s not our blind item’s first run-in with the law. He’s got four DUI’s — two in L.A. and two in Vegas.

We’re told his drug of choice is crystal m*th and Mollys. Our blind item could be self-medicating himself over the financial turmoil he’s reported to be facing, from tricking off all of his money on hoes and drugs.

The money our mystery man squandered is what’s said to have led him to previously shack up with fellow rapper Richie Rich, a roommate he lost after dude checked into the slammer a few months back. His years of makin’ it rain around gangsters and str*ppers is what’s said to have left him owing money to some Oakland OG’s, leaving him banned from his native city.

His record contract with Jive Records divided his cake – a third to his manager; a third to his label; and a third to him. It didn’t make sense, but sources say he signed it regardless. Now, with our blind item reportedly left with just $20K, he’s said to be planning to jump into the world of reality television as his next hustle.

But…he really could be reality TV gold. Know why? Because he’s so ratchet that he pulled out his business in front of a group of people outside of West Hollywood’s, House of Blues — before letting a groupie drop some head game.

Today’s blind item is 46-years-old but his years of partying have worn away extra years, making him look like he’s well into his 50′s.

Now, can you guess who I’m talking about?

BG Note: Some blind items are easy, and some are difficult. HSK’s blind items serve a very clever and distinct purpose. HSK conveys information that can’t be printed in the mainstream press. So, instead of commenting on how easy or difficult it is to “solve” the blind item, try to focus your comments on what HSK is trying to tell you.

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  1. JeanRalphio says

    Too Short. Sad to hear he’s in bad shape. “Gettin’ It” was my jam back in the day.

  2. Virgo826 says

    Ummm, I think HSK is saying that Too Short is a washed up, penniless, less than intelligent, skeeze that let someone bl*w him in public.


    • jmk says

      Yes – that the blind is about Too Short isn’t the point. It’s the rest of the story that’s interesting.

    • phlyfiremama says

      Molecule~it is a common ecstacy analog in white powder form. You can find actual, real, not hysterical information on ALL recreational chemicals at the Vaults of Erowid or Lycaeum websites.

  3. poodlemonkey says

    Howdy Ace! Longtime reader, first time posting :)
    RZA is in his 40s and has a song called crystal meth.

  4. SouthJerseyGirl says

    I’ve never heard of him but a quick search came up with someone named “Too Short.”

  5. arielade says

    Too Short! Ha has already dabbled in Reality TV though with VH1’s “:Couple Rehab”. Seems to have done a lot of good… Hope his gf left him once and for all.

    • Ati2d9 says

      ….right! And he was acting as though he finally had his shit together on there too. He needs to get with it. I used to LOVE me some Too Short!

  6. nonsequiturchica says

    Too Short!

    Born in Oakland, one of his songs is called “Blow the Whistle” and he’s 46 yrs old.

  7. RavnJade says

    Too Short, you’re that rapping man
    I said it before and I’ll say it again
    Life is…Too Short

  8. anthroMajor says

    Too $hort: been running from the police (TMZ has the video) is the CHiPs (photo) reference. He grew up in East Oakland and had a contract with Jive records. He will be 47 years old next month and does look much older.

  9. Kerstster says

    Too shorts 😉 the video of him running from the cops trying to avoid arrest is hilarious

  10. gossipgal123 says

    LOOOONNGGG time lurker, first time poster.

    I think it could be the rapper, Too Short. He’s 46, and CNN (and I’m sure other news agencies) wrote about him being busted with m*th, and having a recent DUI. Apparently he is/was kind of a big deal, especially in NorCal rap? In the past, he partnered with Tupac and Notorious B.I.G….


  11. vizsla4life says

    First time poster! The rapper is Too Short, from Oakland, 46, recently arrested and he’s signed to Jive

    • MrsGosling says

      So I’m wondering from Ace’s note if HSK is trying to tell us that Too$hort is bisexual or gay? If you read between the lines there are some interesting clue.

      This is my analysis:

      1)Molly’s (aka ecstasy) and Meth (the former more so than the latter) are known to beclub drugs
      2) he spent his money on “the gangsters and the strippers”… I believe HSK is trying to tell us he Too Short was into both the ladies and the Fellas
      3) he shacked up with another rapper (now this alone does not make him gay or bisexual, but if you look at the hidden message HSK is trying to give us, it is worth noting)
      4) He got a bj outside a club in West Hollywood. Approximately 41% of WeHo is made up of gay and bisexual men (source: 2002 census, listed as note 2 in wikipedia)

      summary-I think HSK is trying to give us clues that Too $hort is bisexual or gay. The issue with drugs and his poor financial state may be due from him not being able to be out and comfortable with his sexual identity.

      • MrsGosling says

        PS…HSK can’t just say “he’s gay/bisexual” b/c he could be held liable for libelous information!

      • thebutlerdidit says

        It also serves as a warning that all current rappers in the game should use as a “what not to do.” Mr. Short has a crappy manager, or else he’s not letting them do their job, and he obviously doesn’t have family that will give him ultimatums for this behavior. Same age as me, so I just find it sad.

  12. CarrieAnne says

    Too $hort, no wonder he had to stoop so low to appear on that VH1 marriage counseling show…

  13. NJDevilGirl14 says

    I know Too Short had been involved with gangs early in his career, but wouldn’t have thought once he made some money that he’d have left that debt open, and making sure he was a persona non grata in his hometown. I have to say that, Too Short may actually be more entertaining than “Flava of Love”.

  14. Lizzie616 says

    This is too easy…it’s Too Short. He’s been seen fingering nasty hoes in public so his getting a BJ in the street is no surprise.

  15. zoey13 says

    Too-Short..Hi all, I just recently found this site. Yikes, all kinds of shadiness in Hollywood!

  16. MrBettyWhite says

    This has to be Tone-Loc, but with his March 3rd b-day, he’s 47, but it’s gotta be….right?

  17. travoltasbeard says

    O.K. Ace,

    HSK is trying to tell me that Too-Short is long in the phallus. Also, Two-Short is looking old because he partied hard. Also, To-Short is broke and looking to use his blood-sausage and ram his way into reality t.v. (but not on the Real Househusbands of Lake Merrit, California because some guys near Fairy Land do not like him at all!)

    Finally, 2-Short is not very business savvy and should not be glorified, which would make Reality T.V. a perfect place for him. I am wondering if the Crystal M@th and Molly’s made him easily persuaded to “shack-up” with Richie Rich. I do not know if that was an erotic or fraternal friendship. Looking at the picture though, my guess is fraternal. See my college roommate, (who was an actor and dated this girl who he didn’t like but took photographs with him so that he could send them home to his parents when really he just wanted to hang out with his friends) had that same poster on his wall!!!! So it has to, just has to be fraternal. What does his publicist say?

  18. Andreinac13 says

    Too short wants to be on reality show biz. Wasn’t he on couple’s therapy with his wife?

    • Andreinac13 says

      Also, nobody is taking him seriously because of his drug problem, so they are nicke and dime-ing him?

  19. tiara107 says

    Too Short. Judging by some of the wording in the blind and the picture, I’d guess that Too Short might be gay/bisexual.

  20. DiamondGoddess says

    Too $hort!
    (Whatta messed-up record contract.)
    I liked him on “Couples Therapy”.
    He shoulda called himself “Too Rich”, ‘cuz now his cake is short.
    Is he bi?