Lucky Guy Is About To Become Unlucky Guy

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[Blind Gossip] This post will bring the Lucky Guy series to an even half dozen sets of clues. That’s about twice as many as we should have given you!

Here is a summary of all the Lucky Guy posts. It’s your last chance to make your best guess!

A Little Surprise

He thought he was so lucky. Big career, lots of money, big name, lots of pretty girls (famous and not) practically throwing themselves at him. Well, Lucky Guy’s luck is about to run out! Why? Because his latest girlfriend has a little surprise for him. It is something that will tie him to her forever. It is not something that he wanted or expected. And chances are he will find it more shocking than charming. So will you.

Lucky Guy Was There

Some of you wanted to know if Lucky Guy knows about the upcoming surprise. While he was certainly present the night that the surprise originated, he has no idea that it is coming. You will know about it before he does. And it is safe to say that things will never be the same once the surprise is revealed.

An Unlucky Mistake

Some of you will wonder if this was an accident. You know, just an unlucky, innocent mistake. “Hell, no!” She has been planning this whole thing for months! Pretty, sweet, and trustworthy on the outside. Ugly, nasty, and double-dealing on the inside. She looks like an angel, but she is the devil incarnate. Lucky Guy totally got played. By the way, she will never, ever acknowledge that she had any part in this. It will all be a lie, of course, but he just might just fall for it.

Why She Planned This Surprise

Why is she doing this? Simple: She wants to be more famous. Very famous. Not the kind of fame she has now, with most of the attention on him, and her serving as an attractive sidepiece in paparazzi photos. She wants the kind of fame that she has seen others achieve, not by talent and hard work, but by “accident”. She also wants money. While she is definitely not poor, she knows his history with women all too well. There is no guarantee that they will be a couple forever. She has watched countless others up their careers by dating or marrying a bigger star, creating some kind of controversy, and then stepping out on their own. Yes, she has some measure of fame by being all wrapped up in a relationship with him right now, but there is no guarantee that will last. Frankly, she doesn’t even like him anymore and doesn’t care if it lasts. She has watched, she has learned, and she is ready to step out of his shadow. Consequences – to his life and profession and reputation and wallet – be damned.

Lucky Guy Hints

One member of the couple is more famous than the other.

She is not an actress.

Neither is a professional athlete.

The surprise originated in a foreign country within the past two months.

Lucky Guy:

Girlfriend:

The Surprise:

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WARNING: The following material is sexually graphic and is NSFW!

Lucky Guy/Unlucky Guy: Joe Jonas

Girlfriend: Blanda Eggenschwiler

The Surprise: Nude Photos and A Kinky Sex Tape

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[BlindGossip.com] A sex tape starring Joe Jonas of The Jonas Brothers will be released on April 3, 2013.

The video features explicit footage of Joe Jonas, 23, and his girlfriend, Blanda Eggenschwiler, 28, drinking, doing drugs, and engaging in sex using a number of sex toys and BDSM devices, including dildos, a ball gag, and a slapper paddle.

Just five short years ago, Joe Jonas, as a member of the popular Jonas Brothers, won an American Music Award and a Kid’s Choice Award, was nominated for a Grammy, sold eight million albums, and packed stadiums with thousands of young, screaming fans. The Jonas Brothers were all clean-cut, All-American boys who wore purity rings, promised their Evangelical Christian parents that they would never have sex before marriage, and eschewed drugs, alcohol and tobacco.

Since then, Joe Jonas has strayed far from the fold, and now engages in a lifestyle filled with drugs, alcohol, and kinky sex.

Joe has been the subject of a series of blind items on BlindGossip.com, and has now been revealed by Blind Gossip as the subject of those blinds. (Reference: summary post titled Lucky Guy is About to Become Unlucky Guy),

The sex tape was made earlier this month in a room at Park Tower, a hotel in Buenos Aries, Argentina. Blanda, who describes herself as model from Switzerland, is traveling with the Jonas Brothers while they are on tour in South America.

The people who were in the room while the tape was being made were Joe, Blanda, and the photographer/videographer. The p/v is a friend of the couple, and was asked to shoot the video because they both trusted him. In addition to the video, he also took some very explicit nude  photos of the couple.

At the beginning of the video, Joe and Blanda are sitting on the bed together. They are both drinking and smoking pot, and Blanda explains to Joe what she is going to do to him in detail.

They proceed to engage in multiple sex acts utilizing a variety of sex toys, including a large dildo, a gag ball, and a slapper paddle. Joe participates willingly, but seems less sure of how to use the sex toys, as well as how they will be used on him. He does not enjoy being paddled. At one point he has had enough and cries “Owww! Don’t do that anymore!” Blanda is the more dominant one in the video. At one point she inserts the dildo inside of herself, orders Joe to “lick my p**** juice off of it,” and he complies.

The couple is very vocal and there is a lot of overly dramatic screaming and moaning. The sex is explicit, and there are multiple close-up shots of Joe’s face, penis and testicles, as well as Blanda’s face, breasts, and vagina. In between sex acts, they consume shots of alcohol. The video looks as if it was shot over the course of several hours, and some scenes were shot multiple times, so we do not know which takes will appear in the final cut. Both Joe and Blanda start out sober but appear to be inebriated by the end of it.

BlindGossip.com has received multiple tips over the past year from people close to Joe Jonas. They report that he is very depressed about his career and that they are concerned that his dr*g and alc*hol use has spiraled out of control. They are most concerned about his  close association with people who use c*caine and her*in. They say that he has lost almost 20 lbs over the past couple of months and attribute it to possible drug use. They also report that his substance ab*se has increased significantly in both quantity and frequency since he began dating Eggenschwiler in 2012.

The Jonas family has been acutely aware of Joe’s drinking and drug habits for over a year. They have encouraged him to seek treatment, but he has thus far refused, adamantly insisting that he does not have a problem. Since he is an adult, they cannot force him to go to rehab.

Our sources tell us that Blanda planned the sex tape as a way to bolster her own fame and to make money. She encouraged Joe to participate, recruited the professional photographer/videographer, provided the sex toys, and directed all of the action.

Eggenschwiler has been working in conjunction with a celebrity sex tape distributor to facilitate the release of the video. She will receive a 35% cut of the video’s revenues. Since we broke the story before the official April 3rd release date, we believe that the distributor will now accelerate his time frame and will start contacting media outlets in the next 24 hours in an attempt to sell the tape and photos.

Eggenschwiler has told friends that Jonas was merely a stepping stone for her, that she has no interest in staying with him once the tape is out, and that she hopes that the sex tape will launch her career “like Kim Kardashian.”  Eggenschwiler will deny her involvement in the distribution of the tape, and will express embarrassment about its release in the hopes of avoiding a backlash from Jonas supporters.

While Jonas actively participated in the creation of the tape, we do not know if he is aware that Eggenschwiler has given the tape to a distributor and that she has a significant financial stake in its sale.

CLUES:

In addition to the usual descriptors, there were also a lot of song clues. Since Joe Jonas famously dated Taylor Swift for two years, many were related to either Jonas Brothers or Taylor Swift songs.

Forever: Jonas Brothers Forever was an unofficial biography of the group.

Lucky, Forever: Taylor Swift’s songs The Lucky One, Forever and Always

Things will never be the same: Jonas Brothers song

Innocent, The Outside: Taylor Swift songs

Angel, Devil: Blanda often references Satanic themes in her posts

Never ever: Another Taylor Swift reference

Fall: Another Jonas Brothers song

All too well: Taylor Swift song

All wrapped up: A Christmas album that featured the Jonas Brothers

Tie him to her forever, backlash, etc: Bondage clues

Half dozen…is twice as many: 6 is twice as many as 3. How many Jonas Brothers are there?

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