We know that many of you are still battling Old Man Winter. Our condolences.
You know who we’re blaming? That big fat liar on the left! Where’s that early Spring you promised us, Phil?
Will a mixed BG12345 cheer you up? Good, because you’re getting one! And everyone is invited to participate. Except Phil.
BTW, this weekend is the Daylight Savings Time changeover, so don’t forget to set your clocks ahead one hour on Saturday night/Sunday morning. You’ll lose an hour of sleep, but you will gain one more hour of blissful sunshine at the end of the day.