Actor Is Drunk and Willing on Gaydar

gaydar[PopBitch] Who is ‘bitchforu18’? The celebrity who was prowling around Gaydar chatrooms on Monday, posting such delightful messages as:

bitchforu18: I NEED SOMEONE TO COME AND NAIL ME

bitchforu18: I’m drunk willing

bitchforu18: im an actor

bitchforu18: well known

bitchforu18: I NEED TO BE F*CKED NOW, IM IN SOHO. IM GOOD LOOKING, DEFINED, 29 AND GOT A FAMOUS FACE. IM ALSO SO F*CKING DRUNK. WHYS IT HARD TO FIND SOMEONE TO BREED ME??

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103 comments to Actor Is Drunk and Willing on Gaydar

  • nycgal212

    Andrew Garfield

  • Kerzep

    Daniel Radcliffe?

  • MissNormaDesmond

    I feel like “All of them” is going to be default response of the day :)

  • OohDoTell

    Chace Crawford?

  • packerpoke

    Needs not but on the computer when drunk.

  • Up the Coast

    Why he asks? Ewww, cuz you’re gross!

  • MaryQuiteContrary

    Michael Pitt?

  • PumpkinPie

    Dave Franco?

  • MzDBDB

    Joseph Gordon-Levitt?

  • triggerua

    Jonathan Groff?

  • Metrosplash

    My guess is Andrew Garfield. 29 and in NYC. I think his beard needs some more glue, cause it’s starting to fall off.

  • rudy

    kellan lutz?

  • DesertEvergreen

    Chace Crawford. Or Emile Hirsch.

  • ImWearingVersace

    Andrew Garfield

  • lindy555

    Jonah Hill is 29 and I think he has a house in Hollywood. Also, perhaps Jesse Eisenberg?? hmmm…

  • OrganicFac

    Andrew Garfield

    In NY shooting the sequel to the Amazing Spiderman.
    Gaydar – a UK chatroom.
    Likes to get drunk and parties and let his cock out.

  • mrsjaymack

    I Googled actors born in 1983 & the ones who stood are:

    Aaron Tveit
    Andrew Garfield
    Henry Cavill
    Jonah Hill
    Jesse Eisenberg
    Matt Lanter
    Xavier Samuel

  • ValleyOfTheGalls

    The only 29yo actors I can think of are Jesse Eisenberg and Jonah Hill.
    Since Eisenberg is from NY, I think he’s more likely to have a place in Soho than Hill is. Jonah Hill is firmly attached to his mother in LA. I don’t think he has a place in NY. I doubt he’d refer to himself as “good looking” online to someone he’s planning on meeting ASAP. He doesn’t need to. He’s a famous actor. There’s plenty of guys who would hook up with him for an hour or two just for the hell of it.
    I’m going to guess the blind is about Jesse Eisenberg.

  • getstronger

    joseph gordan levitt.

  • stolidog

    Andrew Garfiend or Jesse Eisenberg, although I find it rather difficult to believe they’d run into any difficulty in SOHO. From the sound of it, maybe they were covered in vomit.

    • ValleyOfTheGalls

      Hahahaha! I was thinking the same thing (no tricks in SOHO?). Maybe Eisenberg(my guess) was sober enough to attempt discretion……. or, he was covered in vomit!

  • LovelyLiar

    Jesse Eisenberg?

  • kookywooky

    Andrew Garfield? Spiderman II is being filmed around NYC now. Joseph Gordon Levitt? Michael Pitt?

  • axiva

    [All links must be fully explained]

    now only if I knew who could’ve been in soho…

  • Nuggs

    i would have said Josehp Gordon Levitt or Jake Gyllenhaal but but are early 30’s now. i’m stumped!!!

  • rosiedoes

    Andrew Garfield.

  • kpoakes

    Jesse Eisenberg. He said he loves cats in an interview, and they’re what comes to mind when you say the word “prowling”.

  • travoltasbeard

    Garfield (Andrew not the cat)

  • kermit1969

    Emile Hirch and Jordan-Levitt are dating. I am thinking this is Harry Potter – Daniel Radcliffe (he has a drinking problem), he hasn’t had a beard in awhile and I could just see him doing this. Michael Pitt – all he would have to do is walk outside so I don’t think he’d be on a chat room. LOL

  • fleagirl

    Henry Cavill. He’s 29 and British.

  • cheefskiver

    I think this is the new superman, Henry Cavill. I’m sure popbitch means SOHO, London.

  • Longstreet

    Could this be referring to the Soho neighborhood of London instead of New York since it’s British site?

  • VoiceofReason

    yeah there’s a lot of gay bars/clubs in Soho London and I think they’re talking about the UK Gaydar site

  • gigipeach

    I refuse to believe Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone are not really together.

    We had brunch right behind them in Soho once, and they were adorable sitting on the same side as each other and he kept stroking her hair, and they were so into each other.

    (ps for some reason BG didnt post my comment last time i wrote this on another guess, which i dont understand why?)

  • MarkyMark

    In this case “SOHO” = London = Brit actor, possibly unknown to U.S. audiences.

  • callmedave

    Henry Cavill seems to be the only solid guess, although I suspect this is more likely to be a soap actor or daytime TV personality than a movie star. Without doubt this is referring to Soho London, not Soho anywhere else in the world.

  • MamaJunesneckrolls

    This is crazy… Gaydar is primarily a UK gay mens hook-up site.

    Also, for those who don’t know, being “BRED” is gay slang for a bottom getting f*cked bareback and the Top c*mming in his ass (No condom). Its safe to say people who like this practice are usually HIV +.

  • NailPolishJunky

    Theo James- he’s 29, British, pretty well known from Mr. Pamuk in Downton Abbey

  • stolidog

    I can’t think of anyone less likely for this blind than Henry Cavill. I doubt superman has to troll gaydar to get a quickie in one of the gayest places on earth. If it was him, there’d be about 4,000 people lined up outside his hotel room within 20 minutes.

  • waz101

    This sounds a lot like Russel Tovey pissed on a night out in Soho London (where most of the London gay bars are)

    I know he’s 31 now but it isn’t unknown for Gay men to be a little creative about their age!

  • ktbell05

    Jonah Hill. He is 29 and someone who most likely needs help getting laid:P Heard he is a d-bag too.

    • ktbell05

      plus, it sounds like something he would say based on what I have heard come out of his mouth.

  • klouf87

    I have NO idea but I really wanna know!

  • MNGossipHound

    Jackson Rathbone from the Twilight franchise. He didn’t word it as to him being famous but to having a famous face. Enough people have seen the installments to recognize his face but not know his name. I know he and his girlfriend have a kid but there are gay guys that have had children with women; Calvin Klein, Vincente Minnelli and Anthony Hopkins being examples.

  • Psylocke19

    First time posting! :)
    This has got to be either Andrew Garfield or Henry Cavill.

  • Revisionist

    Speaking as a been there, done that gay male, if you are looking for an online hookup, its not that hard unless you are picky. Second. If you have money and are in any major area there are any number of “professionals” available and on call. And 3rd, to hook up often requires info exchanges, so actor would likely have to send out a pic to any prospective “nailers” and i dont see a celeb doing that.

  • bigjinla

    It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s Superman! Henry Cavill. He’s 29, “defined” and has a famous face. Who knows if it was really him or someone pretending to be him. I guys that’s between him and whoever finally came to “breed” him.

  • lovefifteen

    Everyone is way too hung up on the 29 years old part! So many guys pretend to be 29 for a long time after they’ve entered their 30s. This is probably some English actor we barely know in the States. I can’t imagine someone as gorgeous as Henry Cavill needing to troll Gaydar to find hardback sex.

  • mehgs

    My mom claimed to be 29 every year after she passed that point. There might be some flexibility in that age claim.

  • zvonk

    My experience of Gaydar is that NO-ONE gives their real age. So don’t discount the possibilities that aren’t 29.

  • noirgirl

    Long time reader, first time poster. I think there’s a good chance this could be Andrew Garfield. Him and Emma Stone haven’t been seen in public together for months. Plus I have a friend who’s friends with Jesse Eisenberg and I know for a fact he’s straight.

  • pscheck2

    I would not be surprised that it could be Cavill or Garfield. I find it hard to believe who ever it is would post such a request without jeopardizing their career with a possible expose! However, something like this happened with a TV actor in the ’70’s who approached a friend of mine (in a gay bar) and took him to his hotel room. Afterwards, told my friend: You can tell all your friends that you fu*ked George M.”

  • BobNYC

    Actors lie about their age. He could be in his 30s but purposely says 29 because he doesn’t want people to think he’s crossed that 30 line. A hookup trick isn’t going to check IMDB to find out his age.

  • DiamondGoddess

    Wow, it’s weird how lonely these celebs are, even when famous, trolling online!!!
    (I recall Clay Aiken doing the same thing.)
    Andrew Garfield, FTW.
    lol

  • fleagirl

    Well, when I’m drunk- I tend to say way too much, hide or not, especially drunk.

  • lezgurl79

    Garfield or Chase Crawford

  • wonderone

    Cory Monteith–he just entered rehab…

  • scumby

    Spiderman -I mean Garfield. Jesse Eisenberg isn’t defined

  • scumby

    I guess his co-star Jamie Foxx wasn’t around or not interested in a white guy.

  • etobicoker

    There are a couple of clues in there I think. 1) he describes himself as “defined” which means whoever he is has a nice physique but I would guess not too big (or he more likely would have said “built” or “muscular”. 2) Gaydar is British so even if the user wasn’t in the UK at the time he’s probably not American or would be on Grindr. 3) His handle is interesting: bitchforu18. On these types of cruising sites it’s not uncommon to put your age as a number in your handle, especially if you’re young, to attract people’s interest. However later he states he’s 29 sort of contradicting the 18. Unless when sober he passes himself off as an 18 year old. Who fits all these categories and also looks 18?

    Andrew Garfied