[The Morton Report] This Famous Woman has had lots of male admirers — which is surprising as she is rather lacking in the looks department. But she has other credentials that might make up for her unattractive appearance and under that stern exterior lies an unexpectedly hot-blooded creature.
Even so, men must show masculine meekness, as the two who married her soon found out. After one divorce, she maintains good links with her ex but gossip surrounds her second union. Are her domestic circumstances all they seem and do she and husband #2 actually lead separate lives?
Whatever goes on behind closed doors, our Famous Woman likes to show that there is no ill will between the two husbands and sometimes parades them together, as one wag puts it, ‘like two prize studs at a horse fair’.
Woman:
Ex Husband :
Current Husband:
Some Brit ugly chick with bad teeth, I presume.
There’s no need to be rude, and no justification for your insult.
I dunno, could be an ugly American with horse teeth.
Could be an Appalachian with no teeth.
My first thought is Tilda Swinton because I believe she lives w/ two men, but I’m not sure about the backstory, if one is her ex.
yes!
No. I believe one is her partner and the other is her lover. Neither are husbands.
I thought this, too, but in my mind, Tilda is striking (not lacking in the looks department).
This guess makes great sense on the one hand, but on the other hand Tilda has never hidden the fact that she shacks up with two (or more) men simultaneously. Plus even though I’m a straight woman I think she’s pretty damn hot the same way that you might call the extremely scraggly and rough looking Benicio Del Toro sexy.
But Tilda is far from ugly.
Are you kidding me? She was beat with the ugly stick several times over!
Doesn’t Tilda Swinton live opposite her first ex-husband, John Byrne? What is really interesting to note that on her Wiki page both John Byrne and Sandro Kopp are marked as “present” under the partner description. It says that John Byrne lives in Edinburgh with his current partner. From what I can tell the new man, Sandro, is not married to Tilda. Swinton is also rather private person, I can’t see her doing this.
If you like your woman to look like a Viking warrior, she’s gorgeous.
first thought as well. def tilda. great actress tho.
I have no idea who the husbands are, but I believe the woman is Tilda Swinton.
Don’t think so. One is her partner and the other is her lover.
Julia Robers
Lyle Lovett
Danny Moder
haha wow definitely didn’t realize that it was a British site.
I Want to say tilda swinton because she has an open marriage and where she has two guys but I don’t think she married the second :/
My first guess was Tilda Swinton, but she’s only been married once.
Camilla Parker Bowles
Andrew Parker Bowles, and
Prince Charles?
Co-sign this guess!!! I have read that the royals and other upper crust live differently than we down here on earth. Affairs? No big thing.
I absolutely second this. It makes the most sense.
Camilla Parker-Bowles?
Camilla Parker Bowles, Andrew Parker Bowles and Prince Charles?
This is so obviously the Duchess of Cornwall (the former Camilla Parker-Bowles) it isn’t even really blind.
Tilda Swinton,
Former husband, father of her twins John Bryne
Partner/ 2nd husband Sandro Kopp
They live in Nairn Scotland
Very weird set-up
Tilda Swinton, FTW!
Easy peasy.
Camilla and Andrew Parker Bowles. With Charles as current.
i’m not near as good as all of you on figuring these out but like to guess sometimes:)
i’m going with Tilda Swinton on this one. ?
Thought of Tilda Swinton immediately but it’s not an exact match. :/
For some reason I think this could be a royal–so I would say either Camilla Parker-Bowles, her ex and Prince Charles, or Princess Anne, Mark Phillips and her second husband, whose name I can’t remember. Both women love horses –”two prize studs”.
New my Jane Fonda guess was off! I missed the British source of BI.
I like the Princess Anne guess the best! She’s been heavily into horse back riding,oat of her life and her daughter rode for the Olympic team. Plus I recall there being way more attention and buzz around her live life and possible lovers than Camilla. I know Camilla does have the horse face nick name but the Blind says “like two prize studs at a horse fair” this relates far more to Princess Anne’s life than Camilla. There has also been rumours about her and her current husbands actual status.
Good guess!
Geez, sorry for the typos. Ugh…auto correct!
Not only that but Anne and Andrew Parker Bowels (Camilla’s ex) were a hot item at one time, hot enough to be thought of as a possible marriage partnership but he was a Roman Catholic and there was no getting over that obstacle.
Tilda Swinton
current:Sandro Kopp
ex:John Byrne
I’m going to say uma thurman because she is not attractive at all ugh!
Uma Thurman’s been married once or twice, but not currently.
Tilda Swinton came to mind. I think she’s very beautiful though.
Woman: Camilla
Ex Husband : Andrew Parker-Bowles
Current Husband: Prince Charles
clue – horse fair….
Camilla Parker-Bowles
Andrew Parker-Bowles
Prince Charles
I don’t know. All I could thing of was:
Barbara Streisand
Elliot Gould (ex)
James Brolin (current)…
*think
All that comes immediately to mind is Camilla Parker Bowles, now Duchess of Cornwall, her ex, Andrew Parker Bowles, and, of course, Prince Charles.
Nobody has ever extolled her for her looks. It would make a lot of sense if there was more to her than meets the eye.
Based on a recent round of photos of Jane Fonda leaving a party/restaurant with her ex Ted and current beau Richard and many articles about how her and Ted are good friends and all three get along I’m guessing this is her. BUT the BI refers to HUSBAND #2 and I don’t think she got married again or if they are even common law. Maybe other readers have a better guess.
Jane Fonda
Ted Turner
Richard Perry (live in boyfriend aka spouse??)
BTW I also don’t think Ms Jane is lacking in the looks department but she’s the best guess I have for this BI.
Woman: Tilda Swinton
Ex Husband : John Byrne
Current Husband: Sandro Kopp
Princess Anne?
This would be rather old news, but Tilda Swinton is open about maintaining two relationships. If Wikipedia is right, they would be John Byrne and Sandro Kopp, both of whom are listed as husbands.
Morton is British, right? And I think the multiple horse references could be because:
A) The Royals breed and ride horses
B) Camilla has been called “horse face” in the media (cruel, but eh, speaks to “her unattractive appearance” and “stern exterior”)
Woman: Camilla Parker Bowles, Duchess of Cornwall
Ex Husband : Andrew Parker Bowles
Current Husband: Prince Charles (who has also been mocked for his horse-like ears and general weirdness)
Woman: Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall
Ex Husband: Andrew Parker Bowles
Current Husband: Charles, Prince of Wales
She’s the world’s most celebrated dominatrix. With any luck (or a fast car ride through a Parisian tunnel), Elizabeth II will outlive her eldest daughter-in-law.
Damn, Valley!!! Brrrrrr…
Woman: Tilda Swinton
Ex: john Byrne
Current Husband: Sandro Kopp
They all live together in Scotland!
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dean mcdermott
charlie shanian
Melanie Griffith
Don Johnson
Antonio Banderas
?????
i would say this one is about Camilla Parker bowles, prince Charles and Camillas first husband! The clue being as one puts it, the Queen often refrences herself as one.
I think you mean “the Royal We.” Which I don’t think QE II uses unless it’s a formal proclamation or occassion.
But one could be wrong. One is way off far too often. <–(I mean me!)
Um, Tilda Swinton is a goddess. Everyone should grovel at her beauty. Therefore, I don’t think this blind is about her…….
Agreed. In fact, I may just go say a few Hail Tildas right now.
…don’t forget to grovel, Miss Jackson
I don’t believe it’s Tilda Swinton because she’s good-looking, unlike those descriptions given above.
That is Camilla. She is often likened to a horse, especially regarding her teeth. Quite unfair to horses I might add.
There has been speculation that she is uncommonly gifted in certain areas, as nothing, nothing, else explains the appeal. Nothing.
Nothing in a superficial world that idolizes people like Kim Kardasian simply because they are good looking, anyone who has ever met Camilla says she is a sincere, charming, down to earth woman, very motherly in her approach to people and her charities love her because she works very hard on their behalf. So the appeal could be that she is just a generally nice person, with a stable personality and no drama. I bet if Camilla had been good looking she wouldn’t get 90% the flack she gets now, the Charles/Diana/Camilla triangle would have just been a tragic love story gone wrong.
Woman: Camilla Parker Bowles, Duchess of Cornwell
Ex Husband: Andrew Parker Bowles
Current Husband: Prince Charles.
I watched a documentary about her and while she has never been a looker people who know her find her to be a very carring person. Also, Andrew and Charles have been friends for years.
“Unexpectedly warm-blooded” maybe a reference to Narnia’s White Witch (Tilda Swinton)
I think its The Princess Royal,aka Princess Anne, her ex hubby Capt Mark Phillips & current husband Tim something.
I have heard during the seventies she was the best shag in London.
Horse face and Big Ears with Andrew Parker Bowles being the ex
Hahaha my first thought was Leann Rimes-Cibrian! She’s REALLY not attractive.
Or Tory Spelling?
Elizabeth Hurley?
Or more likely… Katie Price?
Neither of them fit, but both have horsey associations – especially Katie.
Is Tilda Swinton really considered famous? Bet 98% of Americans couldn’t even pick her out of a line-up. Got to agree with the Camilla guesses.
Sounds like Camilla, but I thought she was happy with Prince Charles. Or perhaps the honeymoon is over. The ex-husband and Charles have always been buddies, even when Charles was screwing his wife. The three of them never stopped socializing together.
Charles is really not marriage material, so it’s not surprising that they are living separate lives. He’s in love with his plants and his books. He’s really a loner at heart, but the King must have a wife and children. Anything for England.
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This is Princess Anne.
Ex Husband Mark Phillips.
Current Husband Timothy Lawrence.
I vote for Princess Anne and Tim Laurence and Mark Phillips.
They have been pictured several times all together at the horse trials and with Zara at the competitions.
I think this is much more likely than Camilla and Charles and Andrew P-B.
Sarah Jessica Parker!!!!! Now that is one UGLY woman