[The Morton Report] The lesser-spotted Mr and Mrs VIP have been seen once again — a rare sighting of an increasingly endangered species. About twice a year this pair come out and put on a display of togetherness. All very convincing, except to those who have heard the rumours about this famous couple.
They certainly don’t look as if they have left the same bedroom or even the same house. Mr VIP has all the appearance of a well-groomed peacock and Mrs VIP needs a makeover — or maybe just a very large paper bag.
Related: Mr. and Mrs. VIP, Mr and Mrs VIP Go On Holiday

Hope not Victoria & David Beckham!
Brad and Angelina ?
brad pitt is not well groomed.
Hugh Jackman and wife?
i agree
Prince Charles-Camilla Bowles
Then again I think this is the Beckhams
The paper bag suggests Mrs Vip is not very attractive.My first guess were The Clintons, but Morton suggests some British VIP couple.Could be the Blairs,they have property everywhere and she’s no Mona Lisa.Whoever they are they must be pretty famous and middle aged at least.
The Blairs. Tony has recently been seen looking VERY polished, while the Mrs., not so much…rather run down and not looking like they came from “the same house,” meaning No. 10?
Ooooh I like “the same house” guess,very clever.
This is just rude. Damn brits.
Brad Pitt and Ange Voight
The Beckhams. Vicky tweeted a photo of herself with a “large paper bag” over her head. Though I haven’t heard rumours about a split.
You’re right there ,she was seen in the papers with a big bag over her head.You’ve made me think now,even though both dote on their children i’ve never seen them hug or kiss in the papers she comes over as stone cold.
Ahhh, this, yes: the paper bag. And he’s moving to France, while she’s focussing more on her design career. If not for those lovely kiddies, these two would LONG ago have split—but they won’t…guaranteed. They truly are together as a family, and that’s that.
VB’s dealt with his sex addiction for so long now, I can’t believe she didn’t know what she was getting herself into with him.
Does VIP = Victoria Is Posh? Just wondering…
Well dressed Charles and ugly Camilla who SHOULD put bag over that dog face.
Bill and Hilary Clinton. Or Barry and Michelle Obama. Someone not in entertainment.
nicole kidmann and keith urban were just seen “going on a date” last night…
well, there goes the Tom Cruise & Katie theory. Posh & Becks?
Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick .
The Clintons.
Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith.
Matthew Broderick & Sarah Jessica Parker?
He does stay need and she could use a (feed)bag.
Ouch!
Yeah, I apologize for the snark. I was having a rough day. Sorry about that, SJP. I was out of line.
…but funny
Prince Albert and wife.
…except HE is the one who might need the paper bag!!
tony & cherie blah
Brad and Angelina of course. Team Jennifer!
Will & Jada
Brangelina?
I think this is Tony and Cherie Blair.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?
or is it Ben and Jennifer Garner?
Posh and David?
Could this be Mr and Mrs Smith? Will and Jada? It certainly isn’t Tom and Katie. Because TMR is British could it be the Beckhams? In a previous blind it was hinted that this couple is not British, so I’ll go with the Smiths.
Antonio & Melanie?
The Clinton’s – She’s looked really haggard of late. They haven’t been a couple in the romantic sense for years. Also, recent speculation that she’s batting for the other team now…
The Prince and the Camel for sure…
Becks and Victoria- just had NYFW and she sent all those hUUUUUge bags (purses) down the runway.
Nicolas Sarkozy & Carla Bruni.
The Beckhams.
Posh and Becks….saw the pictures of her with the bag over her head.
Mr. and Mrs. Jackman.
The only person I can think of is Princess Royal aka Princess Anne and her second husband since this is from the Morton Report.
Oprah and Stedman. Also, in the solved blind, Nicole Kidman was born in Hawaii and still retains her American citizenship. (Along with her Australian citizenship). So technically she could have qualified as the American actress. Just saying.
Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith
Could it be Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles?
John Travolta and Kelly Preston.
Mr. VIP: Keith Urban
Mrs. VIP: Nicole Kidman
Event: The Grammys
Posh and Becks
I’m going with Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith. She looks so unkempt sometimes and all that plastic surgery is not helping matters.
Melanie G. & Antonio B.
I think this is Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. The Mr & Mrs is definitely a reference to Mr and Mrs Smith. Go back to the linked blinds. Jolie was a no show at Cannes and she was supposed to be there. A gown was picked. The gag order is on NOTW when they printed a story about a custody agreement should the couple break up. What’s odd is they’ve been seen together less and less since the engagement. Remember the show they gave at the last Super Bowl in New Orleans? They didn’t bother this time and the press noticed. So what happens a few weeks after this year’s Super Bowl. Photo-op of Jolie with Pax and Z, then another of Jolie and Pitt with the twins. This after months of not being seen. When you look at the images of Jolie and Pitt that were just released, they couldn’t look more disengaged. Where are the usual stories about what Pitt bought Jolie for Valentine’s day and vice versa? These two are over it. But they stay together because they more or less have to because of the children and of course they have a public image to uphold.
NOT the Beckhams, they’ve been seen a lot lately, what with David’s move to PSG
They haven’t been seen much together at all, and VB recently tweeted a pic of her with a paper bag. Their marriage has become nothing short of a business arrangement.
Ex British PM Tony Blair and wife Cherie.
I’m going to go with the “paper bag princess” as the big clue…sorry to drag you in to this Mr.Munch, you’re my hero.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt…the clue is Mr. and Mrs.Smith…
Why would Jolie need a makeover? Or a large paper bag?
Former Prime Minister Tony Blair and his wife Cherie.
I’m going to go with the Duchess of Alba who married that guy years younger than her I can’t remember his name. She’s had so much plastic surgery she looks awful, and he looks like a gigalo.
the blind indicates that the wife is frumpy and is in need of a makeover, so i don’t think that it’s beckham, paltrow, or jolie.
i don’t know what hugh jackman’s wife looks like, but there was another article the other day about how much the gay rumors bother her.
i live in america, so i don’t know anything about the blair’s marriage. i like the hint, though, especially if they are known to be high brow and peacockish.
Screaming the Beckhams. After the bag comment.
I did see the photo with Vicky with the bag over her head somewhere. But in a pap photo last week, I thought she was looking alot more of healthy and attractive than i’ve seen in years. so?
Tony and Cherie Blair…
‘Peacock’ refers to the pair of peacocks recently installed on their estate http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2203546/Tony-Blair–1m-hour-mediator-lives-opulent-country-estate.html
Danny Moder and Julia Roberts
Julia Roberts and whatever her husband’s name is.
Julia Roberts and Danny Moder. They were just papped holding hands which is a rare sighting indeed.
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner
Kidman & Urban? Nicole was in Paperboy… too much of a stretch for paper bag?
This is Tony Blair and Cherie
Second this! First couple I considered.
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