Very Single White Female

single white female 2[Reality Tea] Imitation should be the highest form of flattery, but sometimes it’s downright creepy.

Z-List is a reality TV cast member, hoping to shoot to fame and popularity like her idol D-List has done over the past few years.

Z-List is copying everything about D-List in a very “single white female” sort of way. Z-List is befriending the same people, trying to network in the same social circles and even hiring the same press teams.

Z-List has also had D-List’s sloppy seconds in the man department, though Z denies it and hopes to vanquish the rumors ASAP. Eye witnesses say Z and Money Bags were very openly cozied up at an after bar party, where Z was incredibly rude and obnoxious to party goers whilst she snuggled in his lap. Random tidbit: Z also fancies herself a bit of a fortune teller.

Hint: it’s NOT the duo you will all immediately assume.

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