[The Morton Report] This goes back a few years but is still worth telling.
A well-known chef was most upset to find that rats had made a warm and comfortable home beneath his industrial-sized dishwasher. After much cursing, and amid fears of being shut down by public health authorities, our chef had the unwelcome rodents quietly removed by a company sworn to commercial secrecy. Mysteriously, the tale ended up as a blind item in a newspaper diary.
A few days later, the columnist was amazed to receive an irate, four-lettered phone call about the item … but it was from a different celebrity chef!
Well-known Chef:
Different Celebrity Chef:
Wolfgang Puck and Emeril Lagasse (hahah, idk)
This has to be Gordon Ramsey.
I’m assuming with all the language, it’s Gordan Ramsey as the chef with the infestation. He famously doesn’t get on with Jamie Oliver, so I’d imagine Oliver might enjoy the retaliation of getting one over on Ramsey perhaps?
Please explain? There is no retaliation described here…
Well known chef: Gordon Ramsay
Other chef: Jamie Oliver
Well Known chef -Emeril lagasse
Different celebrity chef – wolfgang puck
Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsey (Ramsey doing the foul mouth ranting, of course)
Emeril
Hmmmm, Ratatouille is French, but The Morton Report is British, and BG is American, so could be just about anyone…no real clue, so I’ll guess,
Well known: Jamie Oliver
Potty Mouth: Gordon Ramsey
hmmm.. the only well-known chef i know is Gordon Ramsey, so I guess that’s who I think it is
Well-known Chef: Gordon Ramsey
Different Celebrity Chef: Heston Blumenthal
Heston probably serves rats in his menu.
“After much cursing” points to Gordon Ramsey for the well-known chef, although I would say he was famous rather than well-known. Perhaps Marco Pierre White for the different celebrity chef?
Or alternatively, perhaps Marco Pierre White and Jamie Oliver? They have a rivalry too…
THIS ^^
gordon ramsay was marco’s protege and Marco had a reputation 10 times worse than Gordon. So i can see Marco calling up the writer for his friend. (until Gordon stole his own restaurant’s reservation book and blamed it on Marco) and its so obvious that Gordon’s ‘bad boy’ schtick is a rip off of Marco’s who was the ULTIMATE bad boy chef. he even made Gordon Ramsay cry! HA!
Gordon Ramsey is one of them lol
Well-known Chef: Mario Batali, I guessing him because recently he was suppossedly installing special alarms to alert staff to the inspectors [http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/mario_serving_up_duck_special_yucoWzPrC7vNefUnxgK84L], so obviously he may have a history with public health authorities.
Different Celebrity Chef: Scott Conant, for no other reason than he sticks me as shifty.
Oops, just realized this may be British. If so, going with:
Well-known Chef: Jamie Oliver
Different Celebrity Chef: Gordon “Four Lettered Mouth” Ramsay
Jamie Oliver
Gordon Ramsey
Well-known chef: Gordon Ramsay
Different celebrity chef: Jamie Oliver
(maaaaybe it’s the other way around since the four-lettered phone call is more like Gordo)
Jamie Oliver. Swearing chef would be Gordon Ramsay.
Robert Irvine. Dood has a metric ton of enemies.
This is gross – remind me never to eat at Ramsay’s restaurants.
If this is Gordon Ramsay I will lose it hahaahh
I was thinking Ramsay/Puck.
Morton is a British site and I think these chef’s are brits.
Chef: sssssuper ssssssspecial Jaime Oliver
Foul Mouthed Chef: Gordon “Ranger’s Man so I swear a lot to look tough/ignorant” Ramsey