[Celebzter] Her life is one long real-life soap opera played out in the traditional tabloids and on social media. So, it seems only fitting that she wants a piece of the pie in this money-making machine.
She is rich beyond belief, but she is also media and business savvy. So much so, all those photos we see which portray her and her significant other looking the picture of happiness are staged and she is getting 40% of profits whenever they appear on websites and in magazines.
Paris Hilton first started this trend waaaaay back when her pictures had some worth, but this little lady has taken it to a whole new level.
And if another paparazzo tries to get a snap, she claims they’re “stalking” her.
And, no, it’s not Kim Kardashian.

Leeann Rimes and Eddie Cibrian
Jessica Simpson?
JLo
LeAnn Rimes
Miley Cyrus
That was my first thought, too- followed by Halle Berry, strangely enough.
I like the Halle Berry guess
I tink so true. Paparazzi have said in the past that she calls them.
Anniston?
Miley.
With the pie reference I’m thinking Giada or Rachel Ray. Giada is a pastry chef so I’m thinking it’s her.
I agree with the references but in all honesty do tabloids care about Giada and her hubby pics and are they really photographed that much? On the other hand, JLo and her boytoy seem to be EVERYWHERE. Pie does nod to food person though.
Miley Cyrus
Hmmm… Miley Cyrus??
Miley? Don’t know why that’s ringing a bell, but this screams Miley to me.
LeAnn Rimes maybe…
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definitely kristen stewart – she compared being photographed by paparazzi to being raped.
what a shame
Paula Deen, for a laugh.
Oh wait–she’s not a “little lady.” Unless you’re talking in a Southern term of endearment way.
Actually she’s lost a good amount of weight, she is way smaller than she used to be.
This could be Kristen Stewart, her and Rob have always been referred to as the money-making machine. This also conincides with others like Ted Casablanca making references to them as anything we see or read about them is planned like a moon landing or both being a PR genius
Miley cyrus??
This could literally be EVERYONE in Hollywood and I can’t even narrow it down to one person lol
Leanne rimes?
Miley
Lindsay Lohan
Oh sorry she is actually broke beyond belief. My bad! Hehe
HA!
Jennifer Aniston or J-Lo
LeAnn Rimes.
It’s Britney, bitch!
Miley?
Beyonce or Mariah.
LeAnn Rimes, FTW!
I’m tempted to say Jennifer Aniston, as she seems terribly phony (and wealthy and over-exposed) to me, but I can’t really read her in these clues. Waiting to read much better guesses…
Eddie Cibrian and Falkor Rimes.
Leann Rimes
Miley Cyrus.
“Little lady” =Shes 5’5 which is short.
“she claims they’re stalking her”= She keeps complaining about the paparazzi’s on her twitter account everyday.
“She is rich beyond belief”= Isn’t her net worth about $120 or more??
You just may have it. Those “admiring the sunset” pics of Miley and Liam from last week looked completely staged.
Miley can’t be 5’5″. I stood taller than her and I’m 5’4″
irishmarty when i checked online it said she’s 5’5 but she could be shorter. KWDragon Definitely and especially this recent days and funny thing is that she just got sign by RCF? Records…
The average American woman is 5’4″ tall. If she’s 5’5″, she isn’t short any way you look at it.
I am on with this one. Miley certainly complains about them alot but alot of her shots (yoga on the beach anyone?) don’t seem very spontaneous. There are stars who are bigger who are able to not be photographed all the time. Miley def is in contact with them and she is as little as they get. I am sure she is barely 5″4. Those online celeb websites usually bump people up a few inches- especially if they are “little”.
I think she might be worth a tiny bit more than that, sweetgigi1017!
Halle Berry?
Britney Spears? The “piece of” reference like in “Piece of me” makes me think of her. Not sure if she’s dating anyone though.
Could be Selena Gomez as well since everything she does is for money and gets annoyed with paparazzi every now and then.
Jen Anniston.
adrienne maloof- why else would she “date’ someone so young and troubled
hmmm
interesting guess – you could be right….
Jennifer Aniston?
LeAnn Rimes
Selena Gomez?
Jessica Simpson
Halle Berry?
Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge. She waited a decade to marry William (long real-life soap opera).
LeAnn Rhimes??
Leanne Rimes
Oh gads, Oprah and Stedman? She IS the queen of all media, afterall. & she’s always in the tabloids about a family member she never knew of or her friendship with Gail, it’s always something and her life has been one big soap opera, for sure. But she wins. Big time.
everybody’s beard- taylor
Miley Cyrus!
Miley
Britney Spears? “piece of pie” = piece of me, maybe? Plus, the whole paparazzo stalking reminds me of her problem with them… oh well.
But she split from her significant other recently and he was a non celeb and fake relationship.
Miley cyrus
LeeAnne rimes
Jennifer Aniston and/or Angelina Jolie
Jessica Simpson
Miley.
This has to be Miley Cyrus..
Jennifer Lopez
Could it be Swifty??
Another easy one, LeAnn Rimes!
Does saying that it’s not Kim Kardashian in this case mean that it is in fact Kim Kardashian? Otherwise this has to be Miley Cyrus with all of her beach posing with her fiancee. She recently said that the paps were stalking her.
agreed the whole not kim k is a throw off but this fits her to a T
Miley Cyrus?
Tori Spelling!!!
Katy Perry
Miley Cyrus – she filmed the paparazzi following her and her dogs the other week and said they were stalking her:
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I’ll go for Miley Cyrus with this one.
Lea Michele??? little lady could be a clue… She appears everyday on the web and on magazines with her beau Cory Monteith, they were in Hawai for New Year and they said a paparazzi followed them there but the photos were soooooo staged…
“Poor lonely” Jen Aniston. When are they gonna quit begging her to have a baby?
Lea Michele earns 75.000 dolars per episode on Glee, it makes her a very rich girl I think, plus Glee is a money-making machine with all the songs in I-Tunes and all the merchandising…
Gonna take a wild guess: Paulina Gretzky?
Kris Jenner, just for sh!ts and giggles.
Miley Cyrus– definitely. She’s been complaining a lot lately.
Hilary Duff?? Way too many pap pictures of her coming out w/o any projects happening right now.
Adrienne maloof
Am I missing something… how is Miley Cyrus’ life one loooong soap opera. She’s fairly boring and if not for Liam would probably already slipped into irrelvance
Miley Cyrus?Her last trip photos with Liam seemed to be staged.She knew she was being photographed and she even posed.He was always miserable near her and very happy when away from her,but she was always posing in the pics.If it’s her,it means the whole trip was fake,a PR stunt.And she’s been complaining about the paps lately…maybe it’s her.
Or Jennifer Anniston…but her “vacation” was boring and both looked miserable and unhappy.Can’t be her.
This is Miley Cyrus
“little lady”….is an endearing Southern term and she’s from Nashville
“And if another paparazzo tries to get a snap, she claims they’re “stalking” her.”….she recently shot video of a paparazzo shooting pics of her and a friend walking their dogs.
And thanks to Disney, she’s rich.
Victoria Beckham
Oh please this is TOTALLY Kim K. but Blind Gossip doesn’t want to make it too easy or obvious, hence the “this is not Kim Kardashian” bit. She’s an old former hangout pal of Paris Hilton; that was actually how she first came to the attention of the paparazzi before her sex tape came out, way back when. This woman would sell her soul for $$$ if she hasn’t already.
catherine zeta jones…and mr. douglas
Nicole Richie. “Rich” being a reference to her name. She’s had a tumultuous life (abandoned, adopted, drugs, etc). She also did a show with Paris Hilton, who is mentioned here.
LeeAnne rimes
I think this Miranda Kerr. She’s papped more than she should be.
Miley -y’all convinced me!
Makes me think of Blake lively. All of the photos of her and Ryan Reynolds looking so perfect in love. And those newlywed pictures of them seemed oddly set up.
She says she loves to bake so maybe that is the connection to “piece of the pie”
Leann Rimes is the one that posts photos of herself and Eddie Cibrian pretty much every day, usually in a bikini. And her life is definitely a bad soap opera.
Taylor Swift
Tori Spelling.
1.”Long” rules out Miley or anyone who has gained fame in the last 6 years.
2.”Soap opera” is a nod to all of Aaron’s dramatic TV shows.
3. She’s one of the few celebs who can be realistically “rich beyond belief,” all of those other celebs are just rich.
I think Tori Spelling is a good guess, igotthisone. Seems to fit the best, and she has called the paparazzi stalkers.
I’m thinking Jennifer Lopez might be a good guess – she certainly is business and media savvy and has a significant other – with her comings and goings looking quite staged.
For some reason. I tthink pie is a huge clue…I just hope it’s not some lame non celeb from a reality show… they’re so pathetic!