Two Days And Twenty Years

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[Lainey Gossip] She’s married and they have a child. And these days she’s much more visible — all over — than he is. There have been rumours, since they seem to be apart so often, that their relationship has been unstable. Though they’ve recently been seen together, and appear to be happy, he might not feel so secure if he were to find out who she’s sleeping with behind his back, and so indiscriminately.

My sources confirm that there was a boy, a very young, very famous, pop boy with his own fragile love situation who she f-cked for sh-ts and giggles. Just 2 nights later, it was another very famous former pop boy (of sorts) 20 years older who, obviously, specifically targets her small demographic. One night only. Those would be her more famous indiscretions. But they say she’s been cheating all over the place and all the time.


Her Husband:

Younger Pop Boy:

Older Pop Boy:

miranda kerr orlando bloomSOLVED!


It’s Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom!

While we don’t know who the Pop Boys are, the couple is definitely Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom.

Miranda Kerr has always been quite the flirt, but BG knows that she’s taken things beyond flirting many times. In fact, she may even be the subject of a BG blind. Or two. Or three.

Lainey didn’t actually solve this one, but she dropped a hint in another article about Kerr and Bloom. While talking about how Miranda Kerr and Gerard Butler were trying to get photogs to delete photos of them chatting at the Met Ball, Lainey Gossip casually dropped a familiar phrase :

Anyway, while Miranda’s been enjoying the NYC party circuit, she’s run into Gerard Butler several times. He too was at the MET Gala. And on Tuesday night, Spittle showed up at The Great Gatsby screening where, according to Page Six, he and Miranda were talking very closely, an extension, ahem, of a conversation they were having the night before, and photographed doing so. When they found out that there were pictures, I’m told Spittle made a deal with photographers to get rid of those shots in exchange for some other ones to be arranged at a later date. He apparently promised it would be worth their while.

If you’ve been reading my blog a while, for more than 2 days and less than 20 years, you’d know this isn’t the first time Miranda’s put a green hat on Orlando Bloom’s head, right? He wears them all the time.

Congratulations to all who guessed the Kerr and Bloom portions correctly!

And, hopefully, time will tell us the identity of those two Pop Boys. Feel free to continue to speculate on who they might be!

justin bieber 2UPDATE:

She: Miranda Kerr

Her Husband: Orlando Bloom

Younger Pop Boy: Justin Bieber

Older Pop Boy: Leonardo DiCaprio

Lainey doesn’t actually solve her blind items, but she does sometimes drop hints about who the subjects might be. In this case, our two pop boys got a special mention on the day that Kerr and Bloom announce their separation. From Lainey Gossip:

Miranda Kerr & Orlando Bloom no more

They’ve confirmed that it’s over. According the official statement it’s been over for a few months. But they didn’t want the announcement to overshadow his Romeo & Juliet on Broadway. Now that the play has opened, it seems a good time to let it out, even though he was just on Kelly & Michael this morning and they made a point of NOT talking about it which just made the entire interview a complete bore.

But it’s not like this is unexpected, especially if you’ve been, ahem, reading up. For all the practical reasons and for the gossipy ones. They’ve been together for longer than two days and shorter than twenty years. Six years, in fact. Since she was just 23. She gave birth to their baby just a few months after their wedding. He’s 36 now. He wants more kids. They have different priorities.

Not that they have anything to do with anything but… do you think Justin Bieber is surprised? Or Leonardo DiCaprio?

Justin Bieber? Justin Bieber?! Sometimes, there are just no words.


Boy, this Miranda Kerr/Justin Bieber affair is the gift that just keeps on giving!

Blind Gossip readers already know why Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber last night in Ibiza. That punch was a year and a half in the making!

Yes, those two were fighting over the fact that Justin Bieber slept with Miranda Kerr while she was still married to Orlando Bloom.

Here is the video of Orlando Bloom punching Justin Bieber. You will see three guys wearing white: Orlando on the left, unknown guy in the middle, Justin on the right. Justin walks out a while later stroking his jaw.

Another bystander took the following video, but it doesn’t start until after the punch was thrown. From TMZ:

TMZ is “getting different versions of what incited Orlando, and people are taking sides. One account is Justin extended his hand to Orlando, who refused it, and when Justin asked what’s your problem … Orlando mentioned Miranda. Justin then tried to walk away and that’s when Orlando swung. A second version — Justin said something to the effect of, I had sex with your wife … and THEN Orlando swung.”

Since he didn’t get to swing back at Orlando Bloom at the restaurant, Justin Bieber got his revenge by posting a Miranda Kerr photo on his Instagram account and then quickly deleting it.

miranda kerr justin bieber instagramLater the same day, Bieber posted another photo, this one of Orlando Bloom crying. He left it up for a few minutes, and then deleted it.

orlando bloom crying

That Bieber is sooo gangsta.

Orlando would probably be even more pissed if he knew that Bieber probably had UNPROTECTED sex with his wife. He’s lucky that Bieber didn’t get her pregnant (see link below).

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  1. RuHa says

    I’ll say Bieber for the young pop boy but have no idea about the older guy.

  2. jennabo says

    I’m going to guess Bieber as the younger pop boy and Chris Martin as the older

  3. minx says

    I’m assuming the “boys” would be Bieber and Leo, one born in 1994 and one born in 1974.

  4. Zander24 says

    The younger pop boy is, of course, Justin Bieber. The older one could be just about anyone — this woman does not discriminate ! Her husband’s friends and associates are fair game (Leonardo DiCaprio), as well as probably the Pizza delivery boy, the meter reader, and the postman!

    Orlando, leave this Tramp!

  5. sherlock says

    I wonder if she was the answer to the 3 blind items here recently about a brawny british actor and a model at a party.It’s alleged she doesn’t care who she sleeps with.The 2 “pop” boys are probably Leo and Bieber.I wonder if she was pushed from VS Models?.wouldn’t surprise me.

  6. LeahLynn28 says

    Poor Orlando.Miranda is a wh*re…she’s married and is a mom too.She should respect her family,they should come first,not her lovers.
    I believe the younger pop boy is Justin Bieber.The older pop boy must be Leo or Adam Levine…both are known for dating VS Angels.
    Orlando should file for divorce before her cheatings become a scandal…it would be bad to his reputation and to his career.

  7. kittypryde777 says

    Pretty sure the pop star is Bieber, famous former pop boy is Leo DiCaprio.

  8. HWOODPR says

    Can anyone figure out the significance of 2 and 20? Those numbers are in both stories and the headline. It has to be a clue! Maybe leading to the identity of the man she is cheating with?

  9. amstone30 says

    EVERYONE who immediately knew who this was, knows young pop guy is Justin Bieber….which is gross like robbing the cradle. Young pop guy is her ol’ man’s bestie….Leo!

  10. devoncarruthers says

    Lainey is very vocal about how small of a dating pool Leo works out of. Back in November and December there were loads of rumours about Miranda with both Justin Beiber and Leo DiCaprio. It’s not hard to figure this one out.

  11. ktbell05 says

    what a (word that rhymes with chore). She is so lucky to have such a sexy husband and she is supposedly cheating with young pop stars (who may include JB)? That is wrong on so many levels.

  12. NeedNoStinkinBadges says

    Ace, you can update this one. Lainey sort of revealed this today in her coverage of the Miranda Kerr/Orlando Bloom split:

    “Not that they have anything to do with anything but… do you think Justin Bieber is surprised? Or Leonardo DiCaprio?”

  13. mugofmead111 says

    Well, I guess older pop boy can’t be Leo as this BI is officially only partially solved (and Leo’s been mentioned in the other solved BI. Leo also doesn’t sing as far as I know.)

    Who could be the older pop boy? I was about to guess Seal (formerly married to VS model Heidi Klum), but he’s 50…about *30* years older than Bieber. I am stumped.

  14. La Llorona says

    Ew, Miranda. That makes you like, a sex offender almost.

    She is nowhere near as hot as people make her out to be.

  15. milady102 says

    Pretty sure throwing Justin Beiber name in the mix was Scooter job to create more hetero bad boy image for that tranny boy

  16. YoGo8c says

    What’s really tragically ridiculous about this is that the British Daily Mail (who else, godammit) is hinting about the Spitter scandal in its latest article about the Blooms… and on the very same page has a ‘how to get Miranda’s look (just like they did with Lea Michele ‘bravely thin’ article)!

    So you can read about her cheating AND get to look like her too. Win-win right? What a stupid paper! 😛

  17. Bamadex says

    Interesting. I wonder what the full story is. I mean, who would cheat on Orlando Bloom with Leo or the Biebs?

    Maybe it’s true that it was an open marriage…with both having boys on the side.

  18. bec215 says

    Honestly, no one even bats an eye when a male celeb sleeps around, and half (more than) of Hollywood has open marriages, so the only things surprising here is that she’d lower herself to sleep with Bieber. On the other hand, it does give me the chance to imagine her laughing at him the whole time, ragging on him for not knowing what to do, when to do it, and for being a minuteman. That makes me very, very happy to think about.

  19. Bamadex says

    Too bad Orlando didn’t get to kick Bieber’s ass. Not for the honor of skanky Kerr…just on general principle.

  20. I Am PunkA says

    I wish Bloom could have wiped the floor with Bieber’s whiny little ass. Of course his security stepped in, because Biebs is a gutless wonder. Dude has no sack.

  21. Jereas says

    Some gossip sites are leaving out details which leave the impression Justin instigated the whole thing such as his behavior before that.
    Examples of inconsistent reporting: Justin leaves right away per TMZ, stays a while per MailOnline. Called a Orlando ALLEGEDLY a ”bitch” before or after punch. And now we have here anoter eye-witness that says Bieber straight up told him he had sex with Miranda?
    Some people love to lie for $$$.

    I am a fan of Orlando Bloom, but taking a swing on a young boy 20 years olders than you, low, very low. He must have been drunk.

  22. Katmandu says

    EW. So sordid and trashy – this is what passes for celebrities now? Ew….I feel protective of Orlando Bloom, it was certainly the worst day’s work he ever did marrying that gold-digging, disease carrying S*. He is so much better off with that thing in his life (except for the poor child, I feel as sorry for that child as I do for Kate Moss’ kid). But it must really sting, knowing what a lemon he picked, and I do think we should all applaud him for taking a poke at the loathesome Justin Beeber.

  23. ravenglass says

    Bieber tweeted he’s “Keeping it Positive” The only positive thing about him are his STD test results.

    Bieber’s about as gangsta as Hello Kitty. That “scuffle” was as cute as watching two puppies wrestle.