Randy In The Loo

[The Morton Report] This item concerns a famous woman who used to be a bit of a player but is now married to a less famous but notorious man.

She’s keen to stress the romantic nature of their marriage, but the truth is that their relationship is based on a shared need for money and a strong physical connection. Those on the ground whisper that within minutes of their first meeting the randy lovestruck pair made a hasty retreat to the invalid loos (that would be the handicapped restrooms for our American friends). Not quite what she told her world-renowned family.

Woman:

Man:

Woman’s Family:

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