Dear Blinders,
Good Monday Morning to you!
Are you awake enough for a BG12345? No? Well, here’s a hot cup of coffee for you, along with a blueberry muffin. Feel better?
One of the items today will be an exclusive about a popular singer. We expect this item to draw a bit of attention, so if the extra traffic slows down the site a bit, rest assured that it’s only temporary.
Just 100 “Yes!” responses, and we’ll get going.
Love, Ace
UPDATE: Let’s go!
