Your Family Is Ugly

SOLVED!

[Blind Gossip] This reality star has been trying to get producers to cast the rest of her family for the past couple of years. They are constantly hanging around, trying to get camera time to prove what great full-time cast members they would be. They are also very active on social media, launching full-scale Twitter and Facebook attacks on whoever perpetrates the latest imagined slight on their family member. Unfortunately, all of this has backfired on them. The producers think that they are “ugly and negative” and will never bring any of them on board as cast members.

teresa and melissaSOLVED!

It’s Melissa Gorga from The Real Housewives of New Jersey! Source: BlindGossip.com

For the past couple of seasons, Don Caro and Ashlee’s Mother and Stripper and Cannoli thought that if they teamed up against Teresa, that that they could bump her out and replace her with their own family members.

Well, that plan didn’t work out for them.

First of all, Teresa is the freaking star of RHONJ! She is the one who rakes in the viewers and the advertising dollars.

Secondly, the entire plot of the show is about the Juicys fighting the Gorgons in an intergalactic space battle. They’re not going to kick off the Juicys just to make room for some more Gorgons.

Finally, The Gorgonettes (Melissa’s sisters) hold absolutely no appeal for Real Housewives producers. So, back off, Gorgonettes! The producers don’t want you or your “ugly and negative” Bumpits!

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Congratulations to everyone who got this one right!

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