Ice Cream Games: Thursday

Good Morning, Blinders!

New blind items today, plus a new Ice Cream Game!

TODAY’S GAME: Tell us about the funniest or weirdest advice anyone has ever given to you. Keep it short (50 words or less).

TODAY’S PRIZE: The winner will receive a $10 gift card for Baskin Robbins!* Jamoca Almond Fudge awaits!

TODAY’S WINNER: The only advice I ever received from my dad: “Before you grind your pelvis, be sure to wrap little Elvis”.

Congratulations to WrongAgain, who eeked out a very narrow victory! WrongAgain will be soon be licking some delicious ice cream at a Baskin Robbins near them!

Which advice is the weirdest or funniest? (Choose 1)

  • After I had my baby, my dad and grandma told me, “After he has a pee, take the diaper and rub it all over your face… It will make your skin soft and get rid of zits”. (23%, 141 Votes)
  • An older coworker: “It’s just as respectable to be a stripper or prostitute to make ends meet. Keep in shape, cause you’ll never know when you’ll have to “drop it like it’s hot”. (21%, 133 Votes)
  • My sister said to me, “When choosing your lip color, check down there (hoo-ha!) and pick a shade close to it.” (21%, 130 Votes)
  • The only advice I ever received from my dad: "Before you grind your pelvis, be sure to wrap little Elvis". (24%, 151 Votes)
  • "Walk around the tomato plants when you’re having your period. It will keep the bugs away." (11%, 150 Votes)

Total Voters: 620

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161 comments to Ice Cream Games: Thursday

  • gemini8870

    My mother once asked me why I seemed depressed and I told her it was because of my divorce. She rolled her eyes and told me to “jog around the block and get over it!”

  • AmyWinelake

    I read that and went “Oh my god my Dad used to say that!!!” Then I read the name and thought, well we have the same dad so that makes sense :D

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