[NationalEnquirer] What A-list actor – who’s on the brink of becoming B-list – paid off his actress/ TV personality ex so that she wouldn’t talk about his dark and k*nky secrets? The chatty blonde is about to be very visible on TV, and her manic-depressive former beau wants to make sure she keeps her lips sealed!

MD actor = Jim Carrey, he’s gotta be B list already, no??
Chatty Blonde = Alex Wentworth or Jenny M.