Top Actress Is A Racist Backstabber

[CDAN] This actress is A list through and through. She has achieved about the most success an actress can receive. Money, fame and awards. She wanted to be the world’s sweetheart, but if they knew how she got to her lofty position they would be rethinking their judgment.

When Backstabber came to Hollywood she thought she was hot and that she could make it on her looks. Back home she was always the prettiest and she figured she would be here too. Nope. Not even close. She was smart enough to figure that out and also learned about the casting couch really quickly. Her first roles were secured via the casting couch and also led her to do some things she has never done since on film. It is true that she has attempted to buy some of those earlier films and then make sure no new copies are ever released.

In one of her casting couch experiences she met a mentor who has guided her almost every step of the way. Although they stopped sleeping together after six months when Backstabber threatened to tell his wife, they have been good friends ever since and Backstabber makes sure to send over some young actresses she runs into looking for a break to his office to keep him happy.

It came to Backstabber’s attention that there was a role which would be perfect for her but the lead had been promised to someone else. Another actress who had very similar qualities and beat out Backstabber for a career defining role and made her white hot. Destined for A list (and still with great name recognition, but not Crash & Burn from yesterday), she made a few more movies and now has one bomb after another on television and in movies. Backstabber started whispering in ears that this actress had a drug problem and could not be relied on. She told everyone she could about the drugs and booze and erratic behavior. None of it was true, but what was a shoo in for the actress and her spot as the actress to watch disappeared in a flash and went to Backstabber.

This is where it gets interesting. On the set, Backstabber met her soon to be husband, but he was already having sex with two of the other still B list co-stars and would have laughed if you told him what Backstabber had in mind. Aside from the casting couch, Backstabber was not and is not a sexual person. She does it out of duty. For this guy though, she knew that would not work. She seduced and teased and the next thing you know, the guy had left the other two co-stars in the dust and was on his knee in a second trying to marry Backstabber. To be the world’s sweetheart you needed a husband. Mission accomplished. The only misfire Backstabber had was that her husband would chat in a second and with Backstabber only having sex with him once a month at the most, he would go wandering and straying. She did not mind when he was quiet about it, but after she paid for the third abortion for him, he was out the door.

While they were married, Backstabber continued to climb the Hollywood ladder. Dr*g accusations here, sending over some of her “friends” from back home to spend the night with a studio executive. To get the ultimate prize, she actually did have sex with a few people who could make or break things for her. She has no actress friends left in Hollywood because she has talked smack about everyone of them. She works for charities but only because it is expected. She has said privately that she keeps every penny she has ever made and that she is not going to give her money to a bunch of broke people or the N word on the street. Oh yeah, she is racist. Probably more so than anyone at a KKK rally. Movies with black people? Not if she can help it. Earlier in her career she could not control it. Now? Casting approval. No black people. Other minorities? No thank you. If she sees you drinking she will try and have you fired. Swearing? She better not hear you. Yeah, so it was a real treat when she had to work with a guy who dropped F bombs every five seconds and had a string of hookers and booze in his trailer the whole shoot. You can see her grimacing the entire movie.

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407 comments to Top Actress Is A Racist Backstabber

  • TamaraLewis

    Drew Barrymore?

  • Goatboy83

    The more I think about it, the more this seems like Courtney Cox, as a lot of the clues fit her profile (allegedly :) ; please help me film in the rest…
    • A-list actress: Check
    • Money, fame and awards: Many TV awards
    • World’s sweetheart: As Monica in friends?
    • Came to Hollywood: She’s from Alabama
    • Prettiest back home: Cox left for Mount Vernon College in Washington, D.C., but did not complete her architecture course, opting instead to pursue a career in modeling and acting’ (Thanks, Wikipedia!)
    • Mentor: Ian Copeland?
    • Role she wanted: ???
    • Other A-lister: ???
    • Bombed movies: Masters of the Universe, Cocoon 2, Mr. Destiny? Altough I’m not sure if it’s Backstaber or Other A-lister whose movis bombed
    • Now has one bomb after another on television and in movies: Dirt, Cougar Town, etc
    • Met husband on set: David Arquette, Scream
    • Husband’s 2 other co-stars: ???
    • Husband would cheat in a second: David Arquette had affair(s)
    • Only had sex with husband once a month: “(David)… made claims about their sex life, telling listeners they hadn’t shared a bed in ‘four months’. (from ‘David Arquette admits to fling in bizarre radio rant’, Oct 2010)
    • Paid for his abortions: Could be…
    • “Friends” reference(s): She was in Friends
    • Charity work: ???
    • Not working with people of colour: ???
    • Hates swearing / drinking on set: ???
    • Swearing / hookers / drinking co-star: Could be Adam Sandler, Bedtime Stories
    • Backstabber: Reference to Scream?
    • Picture: Could be a Scream reference

    Don’t think it’s…
    a) Nicole Kidman: TC does not seem like a cheater, or shagger of women. She an’t don TV. And there were some prominent dark-skinned actors in her 2008 film Australia.
    b) Jennifer Aniston: Think Brad can pay for abortions himself, and I think their split was because of his affair with AJ.

  • Goatboy83

    Also: Jula Roberts, Nicole Kidman or Reece Woodenface have not done proper TV (maybe some cameos).

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