[CDAN] What Jersey Shore star has been spending every penny he makes trying to impress one of his actress crushes from back in the day. She is now a C with A list name recognition, but the guy thinks she is at her back in the day prime (did she really have a prime?) Anyway, he coughs up dough and follows her around and she keeps demanding more. He has upped his fee for appearances just so he can keep up with her financial demands. He does say the sex is good.

OMG. Lindsay Lohan? Vomit.
Vinny. No idea on the crush.
Gotta be Vinny.
Ron has Sammi.
Situation thinks hes God’s gift to women so I highly doubt he would pay this much for a girl.
Pauly has his new show starting soon, and never really seemed into settling down.
not to mention The Situation is gay!
But Vinny sounds good, he’s probably the only one that would go the distance for a girl.
Completely agree with all your reasons.
Sam and Ronni are no longer together, just as an FYI. The current season showing was filmed last summer. In recent interviews she’s stated that they aren’t together anymore.
Is Lindsay Lohan sucking money from the Sitch?
Vinnie and Lohan
i manage focus groups for products that reach 15 – 25 yr olds (globally) and we’ve found NO evidence to support advertising during this show. On the network yes, but the show, no…My question is: What is the demographic that watches Jersey Shore, 34 – 55 yr old winos? sorry, go ahead and lay into me – i opened the door. blame it on the solar storms : )
Maybe you can answer this:
Are all those rumors about Satan being a nightmare boss true?
(I couldn’t resist)
Are your focus groups at the mall with clipboards?
you have no idea how much “dumb money” is out there. people sign off on all the stupid ads that need to get pulled immediately because they are so breath takingly ridiculous. most TV advertising is down the drain. the fact that there are reality celebrities is a joke. but a lot of people make money convincing them that an ad on the Real Housewives is going to sell credit cards.
I’m gonna guess Pauly for this because it sounds like him sort of. And for the actress…I’m drawing a blank.
Situation seems desperate enough to do this, but I don’t have a clue as to the actress. Amanda Bynes?
I hope she takes this retard to the ‘cleaners!’Boy, talk about a bunch of narcissistic/overrated tu*ds, it is them! But you have to give them credit, they conned a lot of females into thinking they were the answer to their most perverse fantasies, smirking all the way to the bank with money provided by their viewership!
So agree.
Yep.
Vinny
Pauly D said he had a crush on Eve Longoria a couple years ago.
I love this guess!
And Eva and her boyfriend just split…
I would say the star is Pauly D since he’s probably the only one who could ask for more and actually get it. As for the star…no clue.
I’m going with Vinnie and Alyssa Milano FTW.
My exact thoughts, but isn’t she married?
Jennifer Love Hewitt for the actress.
She’s my first guess
I could see this being Vinny and someone like Jennifer Love Hewitt or…???
The situation and Demi Moore?
I’m thinking Kate Bosworth for the celeb? “Prime” for 21 and “penny” and “crush” for Blue Crush. As for the guy, Vinny?
Vinny and Vanessa Williams?
WTH? Vanessa Williams wouldn’t even wipe her rump with Vinny. Besides, she doesn’t need the money.
my guess is vinny – he doesnt make as much as say a pauly in appearances and hes seems like a sucker
i dont know who the actress wis though
Not… Lindsay Lohan, surely?
Vinny was once seen with Meagan Good, but idk if I could say she has A list name recognition and she’s more like D list. back to the board!
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vinnie and meagan good
Chloe Sevigny was photographed at a Knick game with one of them
I think the only one straight enough and desperate enough to do this is Vinny.
only one I can think of when I hear “did she ever had a prime?” is Tara Reid.
Pauly D
Pam Anderson for the actress.
hmm…..the situation and jennifer love hewitt??
I don’t think this one is Lindsay for the girl. Lindsay most certainly had a prime (Mean Girls, Herbey, Freaky Friday)
I’m leaning more towards Tara Reid or Jennifer Love Hewitt
Actress: Tara Reid
Vinny I guess….Pauly doesn’t need the money and the others are bigger *….
snooki claimed the situation was broke so i’m guessing him… dunno the actress. lilo is desperate enough.
pauly d and chloe sevigny
Vinny and Jennifer Love Hewitt ?
I was at the “no name saloon bar and grill” at sundance this january- and the jersey shore guys were there and stiffed the waitress over $100 tab and did a dine and dash- after several of their credit cards were declined she said.
True story- I witnessed it!
I can’t tell any of the Jersey Shore guys apart except for Ronnie, so no idea on that.
For the actress, I want to say Alyssa Milano. But it’s probably LiLo.
Pamela Andersen.
These boys are about mY age..when I was younger Pamela andersen was like…today’s Angelina Jolie or Megan fox..she was the top of the food chain. And these trashy boys wouldnt care that she’s old and haggard now..he probably jerked it to her a million times in his youth so now he is actually banging his life long fantasy, and that makes his ego even more inflated..even if she is a withered old hag now.
It’s vin and meagan good.
The blind should be rephrased as C-list with A name recognition in the urban community. She was in Stomp the Yard and got nominated for a Teen Choice award and an mtv award in 2007. She hasn’t done anything else memorable since.
You BG’s have to think outside the box. All the blinds aren’t about Lindsay.
Meagan Good was never A list. B+/B- maybe.
Was she even ever B list? Stomp The Yard wasn’t very memorable in itself.
Probably not but I was, in a very rare moment, being nice.
Meagan Good co starred in Californication’s season 5. So she has done something recent, but no she was never A list. And Vinny has stated that Alyssa Milano was his childhood crush so it can’t be him given the fact that she is unavailable with new baby and all. I vote it is The Sitch. But i can’t figure out who the girl is. The Sitch may appear to think he is God’s gift to women, but his bravado seems more like someone who is over compensating and self conscious. I say it is him. Now figure out who the girl is.
I doubt very much this Lindsay. She loves attention. She loves press. She can’t even get a movie right now. She’s signing deals with Lifetime. Do you think she would have ever considered Lifetime movie in her Mean Girls days??? HELL NO! IF she was involved at all with the Jersey Shore crew, you can bet she’d call the paps herself to take the pictures! she would hitch her wagon to their 15 minutes in a New York minute. For reals. Lindsay isn’t the actress.
Uma Thurman for the actress (2005 movie “PRIME”) and Pauly D?
I’d guess Pauly – “What Jersey Shore star..” Pauly uses a star as his logo on his t-shirt line AND he has that star tatoo on his left elbow. I’d do him…..
If they’re spending any signficant amount of time together, there would be pictures. Has anyone seen any of the JS guys with a recurring companion who could be the crush? It’s definitely not Lindsey, she doesn’t even brush her teeth without turning it into a photo op.
Mto posted pics of them and said they were dating about a month ago.
Vinny and Alyssa Milano although that would be ironic considering Alyssa Milano participated in a campaign to keep Jersey Shore from even airing as a part of that Italian American association. Does anyone else remember this?
Vinny and Aubrey o Day. Kind of a list recognition. But definitely d list.. i would say.
Alyssa Milano demanding more “dough”. Highly doubtful. Alyssa is married and has a son.
Chloe Sevigny.
I can picture Vinny for this – he is the straightest and most desperate of the guys. As for the actress, no idea.