SOLVED!
[BlindGossip] She’s not a regular Mom. She’s a cool Mom! When her daughter has a gig, she doesn’t just show up and clap. She parties hard with her daughter’s friends until the wee hours of the morning. And when Mom’s partying, she and her mouth get totally out of control.
On a bender last week – and while her daughter was on the other side of the room – she regaled a large group of people with the most intimate and disgusting details of her daughter’s sexual conquests. She told stories about a famous singer who thought her daughter was beautiful (“He likes to take the virginity of his groupies!”), an heir to a family fortune (“Good thing he has a handsome face, because his penis is really small!), and a slimy actor (“He likes the back door, and he said that [my daughter] was the best sex he’s ever had… and he’s had everybody!”). It’s nice to see a Mom so proud of her her little princess.
Mom:
Daughter:
Singer:
Heir:
Actor:
SOLVED!
It’s Dina Lohan, mother of Lindsay Lohan! Source: BlindGossip.com
Mom: Dina Lohan
Daughter: Lindsay Lohan
Singer: James Blunt
Heir: Harry Morton
Actor: Wilmer Valderama
Dina Lohan has a big mouth. And when she gets drunk, she spills secrets even more often than she spills drinks.
Of course, we don’t know if Lindsay Lohan actually slept with James Blunt, Harry Morton, or Wilmer Valderama. And we don’t know if James thinks she’s beautiful, or if Harry has a tiny peen, or if Wilmer likes the back door. We’re just telling you what Dina said.
Clues: At the time this blind was published, Lindsay Lohan had just appeared on Saturday Night Live, where she played a Disney princess. Of course, she was also a Disney girl herself in her younger days. “I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom” is a line from Mean Girls, which starred Lindsay Lohan.
Although we don’t see anyone who got all of the players right without making multiple guesses, many of you got pieces of this right. Congratulations!
Mum: Orange Oprah
Daughter: Lindsay
Singer: Jared Leto
Heir: Harry Morton
Actor: Jude Law (I had to google this one!)
I would venture the East Indian guy for the family fortune guy, but Harry Morton & Stavros are good guesses as well.
DNA Lohan is just further ruining Lindsay’s career. People want to see that she’s CHANGED not stayed the same. SMH. Why is DNA so stupid?
Agreed on the last count.
But you’ve got to wonder, too – WHY would she share those details with her mom?!?!?! (Aside from the obvious fact that the whole family is highly dysfunctional and needs a year or five of intense therapy.)
If her mom made that up, that’s even worse.
I don’t think one needs to look any further than the obvious, Saucy.
The family is highly dysfunctional; Dina, especially. Dina is a deeply disturbed woman. She’s pathologically narcissistic and has passed said mental disorder on to her daughter.
She is the *main* glue that keeps her daughter unhealthy. She is the desperate, weak, enmeshed parent that couldn’t help but set the bar so low boundary-wise, that even the most taboo discussions and behavior feel normal. More pointedly, Dina looks at detailed sexual discussions and (possibly shared, definitely enabled) sexual behavior as a way of bonding -bonding in a way that I’m sure she feels that only mother and daughter can. She feels privileged to share this connection. She’s pleased that Lindsay looks to her for approval and is dependent on her. And she takes pride in how aware she is (boasting of Linday’s exploits) and how successful her daughter is at it (mom helped teach her well.) She regards Lindsay’s sexual boldness and “competence” with the esteem equal to a normal fathers pride in his son for winning a race or the schools spelling bee. And any hint of her almost nondescript conscience is dulled with the steady stream of drugs they both enjoy.
In this framework, is it surprising that so many audacious stories have come out about Lindsay and Dina and their family? Is it _that_ shocking that we hear Dina may literally be pimping her girl, bragging like there’s no tomorrow, seeing suggestible photo/s of the two of them together and on and on? So sad.
I like all of your guesses except for the slimey actor. I think that one is Wilmer Valderrama.
Oh yeah, Wilmer is such a nobody that I forgot about him and the fact that he’s an “actor”. He’s slimey for sure, so I change my guess from Jude to Wilmer (sorry to insult you Jude!)
Totally Dina. “I’m not a regular Mum, I’m a cool Mum” is a line from mean girls.
Lindsay Lohan, Aaron Carter (?), Harry Morton, Wilmer V
Guessing this was after snl and the princess refers to the realhousewives of disney skit she was in
and the first line is straight out of Mean Girls, Amy Poehler says it
“Guessing this was after snl and the princess refers to the realhousewives of disney skit she was in” — great catch!
Miley’s Mom
Miley
Bret Michaels
Brandon Davis ?
?
Brandon Davis does NOT have a handsome face!
I think he does. He looks like Elvis to me.
I agree with you to a certain extent Sugar….he is handsome when he’s clean and well dressed and not all gross and greasy…
His best line: Lindsay Lohan is firecrotch!! Haha
mum: Lohan mum
daughter: Lilo
Singer:Aaron Carter
heir: Stavros Niarchos or Harry Morton
actor: Wilmer Valderama or colin Farrell
Definitely think it’s Wilmer for the slimy actor, Ace just had that blind the other day where the popular guess was Joe Jonas and Wilmer Valderama for the “slimy actor” in that blind. I think that’s a direct clue from Ace that it’s Wilmer in both of these blinds.
mum:Demi Levato’s mum
daughter: Demi Levato
Singer: joe jonas
actor: Wilmer Valderama
Whoever it is, ewwwwwwww.
I’m glad Pattie Mallette has finally stood up and said how proud she is of her little princess.
This blind has DINA LOHAN written alllllll over it. Hello! Just look at that picture- Lindsay was just in an SNL skit over the weekend playing the part of Rapunzel in the ‘Real Housewives of Disney’. It was well reported that Dina went to the SNL after party with Linds and that they stayed until the wee hours of the night.
Singer…. IDK Jared Leto?
Heir: Stavros the Greek
Actor:Wilmer V. (Ace is always referring to him as ‘slimy’)
Sadly, you are more than likely right.
Dina Lohan is disgusting small and slimy. As for the the singer, heir and actor, I’ll have to do some waking up before formulating.
Miss Dina Lohan.
Lindsay Lohan.
Singer: ???
Heir: Harry Morton
Actor: Wilmer V.
There doesn’t seem to be a good ending for the Lohans.
Singer – Lisa Bonnett
Daughter – Zoe Kravitz
Actor – Michael Fassbender
Clue – ‘on a bender’..?
oops, meant Mom – Lisa Bonet.
Singer/Heir – ..??
Mom: White Oprah
Daughter: Lilo
Singer: John Mayer (hi John!)
Heir: Greasy Bear/Fat Elvis
Actor: That 70′s Fez
Lohan or Cyrus
I would guess Demi but she wasn’t in town.
Mom: Dina Lohan
Daughter: Linsday Lohan
Singer: James Blunt
Heir: Stavros Niarchos
Actor: Wilmer Valderrama or Colin Ferrel
*The pic reminds me of the SNL sketch Lindsay just did where she was Rapunzel…Also, Dina and Linsday were partying last week after her SNL gig…
Slimy actor is Wilmer Valderrama. No question.
Was thinking Demi Lovato for daughter and her mother but the picture hints the daughter is blonde.
Dina Lohan FTW.
Mom: Dina Lohan
Daughter: Lindsay of course
Singer: I hate to say it but, Julian Lennon
Heir: Dario Faiella
Actor: Wilmer Valderrama
LiLo and Dina or Miley and her mom?
Slimey actor: Vilmer (he’s the first one to pop in my head)
Heir: ?
Singer: John Mayer?
Who else? White Oprah.
could be anyone else besides the vile lohans???
My first thought was Dina Lohan, but she’s old news. Everybody’s known for years that she parties with Lindsay and forgets that she’s as old as she is. Then again the “princess” clue could be pointing to her, since Lindsay just played Rapunzel on SNL, in the “Real Housewives of Disney” princess skit. Lindsday used to be considered beautiful, and apparently slept around with everybody, females included. I’d say the skeezy actor who likes the back door was Wilmer Valderama. Don’t know who the male heir to a family fortune is, or the singer with groupies, since it’s too vague.
My guess…
Mom: Dina Lohan
Daughter: Lindsay Lohan
Singer: Jared Leto
Heir: Stavros Niarchos
Actor: Wilmer Valderrama
Not sure about the singer/heir/actor, but I am 90% sure about the mom and daughter. The picture is of a Disney princess, Lindsay did a skit about Disney princesses on SNL last weekend.
I like it!
Demi and Rumer?
Picture shows it’s Disney. Either Lilo’s mom or Demi Lovato’s mom. Slimy actor is Wilmer in either case. If it’s Demi I’d go with John Mayor for singer, heir though, idk.
Mom: Dina Lohan
Daughter: Lindsay Lohan
no idea about the guys.
Mom: Dina Lohan. She’s gross enough to do this.
Daughter: Lindsay Lohan. Did SNL last week, was out partying to celebrate her “comeback”. The only half-decent skit was the Real Housewives of Disney where the Cracken played a Disney princess, just like the picture.
Singer: No idea. Jared Leto?
Heir: No idea. Harry Morton?
Actor: Wilmer Valderrama. He has to be referred to as a “slimy actor”. It’s the law.
Mother: Dina
Daughter: Lindsay
just to go with the obvious, dina lohan for the mom, lindsay, the daughter duh. maybe james blunt for the singer, stavros niarchos for the heir and slimy walder valderama for the actor?
Daughtetr: Lindsay Lohan
Singer: Aaron Carter
Heir: Stavros Niachros
Actor: Wilmer Valderrama
“It’s so nice to see a mother and daughter as close as these two”, she said with disgust!
Lindsay Lohan
Dina Lohan
The “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom” is a direct qoute from Mean Girls which stars Lindsay
Ahh! I knew that line sounded very fimiliar!
Miley or Demi?
Wilmer Valderama?
That’s all I’ve got…
i dont know about the guys in this blind
but Dina Lohand and Lindsey Lohan – the picture reminds me of LiLos recent stint at SNL where she was a disney princess
Mom:Dina Lohan
Daughter:Lindasy Lohan
Singer:John Mayer
Heir:?
Actor:?
This is probably a stretch, but–
Mom: Dina Lohan
Daughter: Lindsay Lohan
Singer: Wasn’t she linked to Nick Carter back in the day (in another BI)?
Heir: Harry Morton (co-founder of Hard Rock Cafe chain)
Actor: Wilmer Valderrama
Oops, meant to say that Harry Morton is the SON of Peter Morton, co-founder of Hard Rock Cafe chain.
dina lohan
lilo
no clue
Harry Morton
Wilmer V (douche)
Mom: Dina “Orange Oprah” Lohan
Daughter: Lindsay
Singer: ??
Heir: Harry Morton
Actor: Wilmer V
I like the Bret Michaels guess for the singer… I’ll go with that.
The Lohans. Don’t know who the heir is, but slimy actor must be Wilmer V.
Dina and LiLo. Have no idea who the guys are. But… ewwww.
Mom: Dina
Daughter: Lindsay
Singer:
Heir: Random guess – Paris Hilton’s brother? Dunno his age though.
Actor: Wilmer
The princess obviously a nod to Lindsay’s SNL skit this past weekend.
Agreeing with Mayer for the singer, and sticking with my heir guess.
And we wonder why the poor girl is so screwed up. *sigh*
Mom: Dina Lohan (cool mom, regular mom- Mean Girls quote that Lindsay stared in)
Daughter: Lindsay Lohan
Singer: I want to say Aaron Carter cause the Virginity part would make sense
Heir: Either Harry Morton or Stavros Niarchos
Actor: Wilmer Valderrama, Slimy Actor
Total guess…
Mom: Dina Lohan
Daughter: Lindsay Lohan
Singer: John Mayer
Heir: Stavros Niarchos
Actor: Wilmer
First time poster:)
first timer, please be gentle.
Mom: Dinah Lohan
Daughter: Lindsay
Singer: Brett Michaels
Heir: Harry Morton
Actor:Vilmer V.
Mom: Dina Lohan
Daughter: Lindsay Lohan
Singer: James Blunt
Heir: Stavros Niarchos
Actor: Wilmer Valderrama
Demi Lovato?
Mom: Lohan’s Mom
Daughter: Lindsay (aka Rapunzel)
Singer: John Mayer
Heir: ??
Actor: Wilmer Valderama
It’s difficult to clean up when your mom’s a Hot Mess. Very sad…
I won’t be shocked if I’m the 100th person to guess this but Lindsey Lohan and her mom.
Since Lindsay just did SNL last Sat, this is my guess:
Mom: Dina Lohan
Daughter: Lindsay Lohan
Singer: Aaron Carter??
Heir: Harry Morton (dad owns “Hard Rock” franchise I think? He owns “Pink Taco” restaurant”
Actor: Wilmer Valderama
Mom: Dina
Daughter: Lindsanity
Singer: Aaron Carter
Heir: Brandon Davis
Actor: Gerard Butler
Cool mom being a reference to Mean Girls.
dina lohan
lindsey lohan
I am not sure about the singer
did she hang out with some rich guy who was indian?
will valderRAMher hahahaha okay not THAT funny
The Princess is a nod to Lindsay Lohan’s gig as Rapunzel on SNL, I’m guessing.
Mom: Dina Lohan
Daughter: Lindsay
Singer: Could this be Aaron Carter? Did she ever publicly date John Mayer??
Heir: Harry Morton or Stavros Niarchos…?
Actor: Wilmer Valderama
Oh, and I’d like to add, Wilmer publicized that she was awesome sex…he did so on HOward Stern. Gross.
oops: and the mom is Dina Lohan (wasn’t she named “mother of the year” by some group…might’ve been that church that protests at funerals…)
dina lohan
lindsay lohan
?
?
wilmer valderama
Mom: Demi
Daughter: Rumer
Singer: ??
Dina Lohan at Lindsey’ after party for her stint on SNL last weekend with her playing Rapunzel in “Real Housewives of Disney”, hence the princess theme. Too lazy to guess the singer, heir, and actor. Just throwing out Brandon Davis as the heir and Wilmer Valderrama as the slimy actor.
Mom: Dina Lohan
Daughter: Lindsay Lohan
Singer: Aaron Carter
Heir: Stavros Niarchos? Harry Morton?
Actor: Wilmer Valderrama
Kathy Hilton
Paris
?
Brandon Davis
?
Mom: The classiest mom ever, Dina Lohan
Daughter: Lindsanity Lohan (sorry about that…so lame I know)
Singer: John Mayer
Heir: Rob Kardashian? (I don’t think he has any game to get Lindsey though)
Actor: Wilder Valderamma
Dina and Lindsey lohan but not sure about the rest
Demi Lovato and her mother.
Singer: I’m going to guess John Mayer.
Actor: Wilmer Valderama
Heir: Hmm not sure.
I have no idea, but as a mother myself I’d like to bi*ch slap this woman.
Me too!
Mom~ Sounds like pimp mama Kris
Daughter~ Kim
Singer~ Ray J
Heir~ Brandon Davis
Actor~ Nick Cannon or that Gabe guy
I really think this is someone else but she could easily fit into any disgusting situation such as this one.
My guess is LiLo but I totally agree that the Kardashians fit!
Dina Lohan
Lindsay Lohan
John Mayer
Barron Hilton
Wilmer Valderrama
Now I must go shower.
Oh, I definatley like y’all’s guess to Brandon Davis instead of my Barron!
And although Aaron Carter’s not bad, I still believe Mayer’s the singer. I think she and Mayer hooked up around ’09 – and he’s Famous. AC, not so much.
Demi Moore and Rumer Willis? Too obvious?
I so wish I had a clue!
Can’t wait to see what everyone else thinks…
I take it back. From IMDB “I’m not like a *regular* mom, I’m a *cool* mom” is a line from Mean Girls, hence Lindsay Lohan, but my guess here is Dina Lohan and Lindsay’s sister Ali.
Mom: Dina Lohan
Daughter: Lilo
Singer: ??
Heir: The Greek guy that Paris Hilton dated
Actor: Jude Law ? (years ago she supposedly flew across the country to meet him to have a one night stand)
the Mom: Demi Moore
Daughter: Rumer Willis
the others??????
okay, I take back my guess. Ya’ll are right….this screams Orange Oprah and Lala Lohan. EWWWWWWWWW though.
Mom: Dina Lohan at Lindsey’s SNL afterparty
Daughter: Lindsey Lohan
Singer: Brian Adams
Heir: Brandon Davis
Actor: Wilmer Valderrama
I seem to remember a couple of years ago that lindsey stayed at brian adams house or something. It was odd.
Mom: DINA LOHAN
Daughter: LINDSAY LOHAN
Singer: AARON CARTER
Heir: STAVROS NIARCHOS
Actor: JAMES FRANCO
This definitely! At the after celebration for SNL. That woman is such a sick freak. No wonder…Except it is Brandon as the heir and not Nachos.
LOHANNNN AND HER MOMSTER DINA
Mom: Dina Lohan
Daughter: Lindsay Lohan
Singer: John Mayer
Heir: Brandon Davis (only because I remember the fire crotch incident)
Actor: Wilmer Valderrama?
**Dina Lohan is the only mother I could see pulling this crap so this is my guess.
Well this is definitely Dina Lohan.
1st Major clue: The first two sentences of the blind is taken straight from Mean Girls.
Mom- Dina Lohan
Daughter- Lindsey Lohan
Singer- ??
Heir??
Actor- Wilder Valderamamamama
Heir- Harry Morton
Singer- Aaron Carter
Phew! All googled out!
Obviously Lindsay Lohan. The princess pic points to her attempt at SNL this past weekend.
The mother being Dina Lohan
The heir may be Greasy Bear
Slimy Actor would be Wilmer Valderama
not sure about the famous singer though
mom: mother of the year Dina Lohan
singer: Nick Carter
daughter: Lindsay Lohan
Heir: Morton, the Hard Rock Casino heir
Actor: Wilmer Valderama
White Oprah, you so crazy
Other possible Heir: Greek heir Stavros Niarchos or Rock Cafe heir Harry Morton…… Missed the handsome face reference so I’m going with one of these two as potential heir rather than Brandon Davis.
Mom: Dina Lohan
Daughter: Lindsay Lohan
Singer: Bryan Adams
Heir: Vikram Chatwal
Actor: Wilmer Valderrama
Mom: Tish Cyrus
Daughter: Miley
Singer: Nick Jonas
Heir: ?
Actor: ?
Easy.
Mom: Dina Lohan
Daughter: HotMessBloatFace Lohan
Singer: James Blunt
Heir: Harry Morton
Actor: Wilmer Valderrama (or Colin Farrell)
I am thinking Demi Moore and Rumer Willis on this one…
Gotta find who the guys are though..
White Oprah
LL
Mayer
Oiley B. Davis
Owen Wilson?
Old news Dina…
Mom: Dina Lohan
Daughter: Lindsay (“I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom- a line from Mean Girls)
Singer: James Blunt (“You’re Beautiful” was that song he was successful with)
Heir: Stavros Niarchos
Actor: Colin Farrell
SICK.
Too easy! As if all the clues didn’t point to White Oprah (Lilo’s Mom), the picture gives it away. Lindsay dressed exactly like that Diney princess in the SNL skit.
Disney*
The picture makes me think disney, but the rest sounds like taylor momsen.
Mom: Dina Lohan
Daughter: Lindsay Lohan
Singer: Aaron Carter?
Heir: Harry Morton
Actor: Wilmer Valderrama
Eeew! Gotta be Dina Lohan, but how would she or ANY mother know such details about their child’s sex life anyway? That is so deeply dysfunctional. I’m truly disturbed now.
princess-dont know
singer- John Mayer
heir-dont know
actor- gerald butler
Mom: Dina Lohan (“regular Mom, cool Mom” being a reference to Mean Girls)
Daughter: Ali Lohan
Singer: ?
Heir: ?
Actor: Wilmer Valderrama (how are people attracted to this skeezball?!)
Mom: Dina Lohan
Daughter: Linday Lohan (the picture is a clue to the SNL ‘Real Housewives of Disney’ skit)
Singer: ??
Heir: Harry Morton
Actor: Wilmer Valderamma
Dina Lohan at the SNL after party. Mean Girls Quote about being a Cool Mom.
Lyndsay Lohan
Singer John Mayer or Aaron Carter
Heir the Hard Rock Pink Taco guy she dated a few years back
Slimy Wilmer Valderama. I think he said she was the best sex a few years back in an interview.
Princess reference to her Disney Days and skit from SNL about Real Housewives of Disney.
Dina Lohan, Lindsay, John Mayer, Harry Morton (Hard Rock), Wilmer
Mom: Dina Lohan
Daughter: The Cracken
SInger: ???
Heir: Brandon Davis
Actor: ???
If I really cared enough I would search for the other 2 but…meh.
Going with the Lohans, again . Mom and daughters were out and about in NY this past weekend.
Mom – deena (or however she spells it)
Daughter – LiLo
Singer- James Blunt (that whole “you’re beautiful” sounded more like a pickup line than a song)
Heir- Stavros or Harry Morton. (leaning more toward Harry – Pink Taco says it all folks.)
Actor- Wilmer Valdaramma (or however he spells it) or Colin Farrell. (leaning toward Wilma cause that 70s show annoyed me).
Adding Fred Durst to the singer list.
Ummm… I am going to take a wild guess (psych!) and say Dina Lohan- SNL parties last week- Lindsay played a Disney Princess in a skit- obviously the skank actor is Wilderama- singer- Bryan Adams?
First time poster-
Mother: Dina Lohan
Daughter: Lindsey Lohan
Singer:???
Heir: Brandon Davis
Actor: Wilder Valderamma
Dina, Lindsay, Bieber, most of them, Wilmer.
OMG If this doesnt reek of Dina Lohan I don’t know what does!!!
Mom: Dina Lohan
Daughter: Lindsay
Singer: James Blunt
Heir: Stavros Niarchos
Actor: Wilmer Valderama
All a bunch of grossards in my book.
I’m probably so off on this but:
Mom- Colette Momsen (?)
Daughter-Taylor Momsen (?)
Heir-Armie Hammer
Mom Dina Lohan
Daughter Lindsay Lohan
Singer Aaron Carter
Heir Vikram Chatwal
dina
lindsay
john mayer?
stavros niarchos
wilmer valderrama
i have a bit of overlap in my answers from A Boy in Denial
Mom: Dina Lohan
Daughter: Lindsay Lohan
Singer: Sean Lennon
Heir: Harry Morton
Actor: Wilmer Valderwhatever
This has got to be Dina Lohan. The Mean Girls reference, and the fact that Lindsay played a princess on SNL this past weekend. No idea who any of the other people are though. So sad to see that this family will never change their ways.
Mom: Lohan
Daughter: Lindsay
Singer: John Mayer
Heir: Brandon Davis
Actor: Colin Farell
Mom: Tish Cyrus
Daughter: Miley
Singer: Carter Jenkins
Heir: ?
Actor: Joshua Bowmen
Gotta love those Disney kids! They grow up to be such well rounded people.
probably Dina Lohan.
I kept thinking where I’d heard the “she’s not a regular mom, she’s a cool mom” phrase, and I’m pretty sure it’s from Mean Girls, said by Regina’s mom.
Not that I needed the clue…
Based on that picture I’m thinking Lindsay Lohan especially bc it reminds me of Lindsay’s recent skit from SNL, so here goes…
Mom: Dina Lohan
Daughter: Lindsay Lohan
Singer: John Mayer??
Heir: Brandon Davis
Actor: Wilmer Valderrama
First post! I love this site!!!
Daughter = Demi Lovato
Mom = Demi’s Mom
Slimy Actor = Wilmer Valderama/ or Ryan Phillippe (both are notorious sleazeballs and douchebags)
Famous Singer = Justin Bieber (judging by his fan demographic, he’s most likely to have the most virgin groupies)
Heir = Hard to guess but either Britosh writer Johnathan Fryer who went to Oxford University and his father is a bussinessman OR Trace Cyrus who’s the heir to Billy Ray’s money?
Plus this would also explain why Demi is still out of control, if her mother isn’t being a responsible parent about her child’s recovery.
So obviously Dina Lohan.
This sounds like Dina Lohan and daugher Lindsay.
Singer could be several.
Heir is Stavros Niarchos
Actor is Wilmer Valderrama
ha ha hee hee ha ha HO
Demi Lovato’s disgusting mother.
Hmmm…Miley’s mom?
Mom: Dina loser Lohan
Daughter: ol’Lindsay
Singer: Diego Garcia, James Blunt, John Mayer
(too many to list all choices)
Heir: Stavros Niarchos
Actor: Collin Ferrell
Sounds like Kris Jenner!
LOVE BG!
Random Guesses…
Mom=Dina Lohan
Daughter=Lindsey Lohan
Singer=Jack White
Heir=Henry Hopper
Actor=Colin Farrell
Or dare I say… Dinah Lohan. Lindsey just played a Disney princess last week on SNL. I stand corrected. the skit was hilarious and got a ton of YouTube hits. no clue on the rest since Lindsay has been linked to everyone in some gossip or another. slimy actor was Wilmer maybe?
Mom: White Oprah
Daughter: LaLohan
Singer: John Mayer
Heir: Stavros Nierchos (sp?)
Actor: Wilmer Vanderama (sp?)
Ewwww I’m sick to my stomach thinking of this whole VD mess. I need antibiotics just typing it out.
I felt the same way too!
Needed a HOT bath, with extra scrubbin of the eyes and finger tips…..lol!
Mom: Dianna De La Garza
Daughter: Demi Lovato
Singer: Trace Cyrus? No idea…
Heir: Joe Jonas? Could be far fetched but since the Jonas Brothers were a family group, I guess you could say it’s a family fortune
Actor: Wilmer Vilederamma
Mom: Dina
Daughter: Lilo
Singer: Aaron Carter
Heir: Stavros Niarchos III or brandon Davis Aaron Carter 2002 – 2003
Actor: Slimy is the clue. David Spade?
oops sorry shouldnt have that Aaron carter under heir.
I also like the slimy actor as Wilmer..
Dina Lohan
Lindsay Lohan
Jared Leto
Harry Morton
I don’t know if Adrian Grenier or Talan Torriero are slimy since I don’t know much about either one. Going by photos I’d say Talan is the slimier of the two.
(Wow…thanks, Mom! Way to keep it classy.)
I know that everybody is backed up and I am probably the 100th response here. Should be interesting to see if everybody agrees!
It IS intersting to read all the responses. And Ms. Lohan has nailed so many dudes that there are bunches of options for all categories. Her STDs probably have STDs.
This was probably the wrap party or after party for Lindsay’s SNL gig
Mom: Dina Lohan
Daugher: Lindsay Lohan
Singer: Jared Leto
Heir: Harry Morton or Stravos
Actor: Wilmer Valderrama
although Miley was Disney right? I still think it is the SNL skit nod toLohan.
I would say that for the singer, since it was RIGHT after SNL could be Jack White. Thoughts?
Classy
Putting in another vote for LiLo and Dina. Aside from the Disney Princess clue, “She’s not a regular Mom. She’s a cool Mom!” is a play off a quote from Mean Girls, which LiLo was in.
These are basically animals with apparently unfettered access to children. I can think of half a dozen moms this could apply to. Nauseating.
I feel like maybe Dina should get a part time job at the mall or something so she has something else to do other than ruin her children’s lives. I hear Orange Julius is hiring… perfect fit!
So sad. Mother Lohan would make me want to numb myself with whatever substance available. Lilo – get a restraining order on your mom! She doesnt motivate she humiliates.
Lindsay “Blondie” Lohan
Dina “P!mpMom” Lohan
Singer: Aaron Carter
Heir: Stavros
Actor: Wilmer Valderrama
No wonder Lindsay is who she is. Dina sounds exactly like a p!mp in each of those comments she made.
It’s funny because Lindsay is so past it that although I thought this sounded just like her and Orange Oprah, I discounted the idea, thinking Lindsay wasn’t even gossipworthy anymore and no one would write about her. She’s even lost her “bad girl” luster. She’s done.
I don’t think it’s Aaron Carter… that boy looks more like he was hit by a m**h rock the size of a train. I think it’s Adam Levine… he’s got a ton of groupies, or Jon Meyer (BLEAH) I’m pretty sure he broke Taylor Not-So-Swift. The actor is Wilmer for sure, he was on Howard Stern a couple of years back saying who’s back doors he’s broken into and Lindsay wasamazing in the sack…! See link:http://www.thesuperficial.com/valderrama_talks_about_sex-03-2006
He should take her for a ride now, I bet he won’t make the same comment…she’s been ridden so hard her orifices match!
This whole blind disgusts me. I have a daughter and just the thought of this horrifies me. Poor Lindsay. It’s not wonder she’s so messed up.
Oooo oooo ooo the “She told stories about a famous singer who thought her daughter was beautiful (“He likes to take the virginity of his groupies!”)” I believe to be a clue to Jared Leto’s 30 Seconds to Mars song “A Beautiful Lie” !
My first thought when I read this blind was Taylor Momsen and her mum. Below is an old link that shows her mum does follow her to her gigs and she’s a ‘cool’ mum. My first impression of ‘Gig’ is a concert.
http://www.hollywoodlife.com/2010/10/25/taylor-momsen-flashing-boobs-mom-colette-momsen/
However I have no clue on the lads though.
Whoever it is, she is one sick *!
Going for Dina Lohan as the mom since the beginning of the blind is a quote from Mean Girls. No idea who all the other players would be.
Oh Lindz…poor girl.
Good catch! You’re right. As spoken by Amy Poehler, playing Regina George’s mom.
It’s gotta be “CEILING EYES” Augdrina Patr(whatever her last name is). He mom is a DRUNK and has a mouth on her when she’s passed her 3 glass min.
So obviously Linds and Dina.
The heir HAS to be Harry Morton. He’s handsome. Stavros Niarchos is fugly and Brandon Davis is truly disgusting. The key in the blind is the handsome face.
Harry is heit to the Hard Rock fortune and Lindsay and Harry legitimately dated for awhile. No evidence she ever went near Greasy Bear and Stavros was just a gross rumor.
Wilmer for the slime ball.
Mom: Debbie Reynolds
Daughter: Carrie Fisher (Princess Leia, duh!)
Singer: Tom Jones
Heir: Andrew Luster, “Max Factor” heir AND rapist to boot!
Actor: Warren Beatty
..Nailed it!
I agree that it’s gotta be LiLo and Dina.
Can someone pleasepleasePLEASE explain the “White/Orange Oprah” nickname, though? It makes no sense to me. Dina doesn’t have a talk show. She doesn’t have a magazine. She doesn’t have a mega-billion-dollar corporation. She doesn’t even LOOK like Oprah. So why this nickname?
At first, I thought of Anne Hathaway because of the princess title, but I’m going to have to go with Linds and her mom on this one. I’m just hoping to G-d that slimy actor isn’t my darling Joaquin! Gay I can deal with… the mental image of him and Linds makes me want to run screaming for the hills. lol
I’m going with Goldie Hawn and Kate Hudson. There were pics of the two of them stumbling out of a club in London both looking pretty messed up. Plus both have done Disney films, if the Princess Aurora photo is a clue.
If the Princess Aurora photo is a hint then could it be Elle Fanning? It’s a stretch but she’s rumored to be playing the role in an upcoming movie.
ew i hope not, she’s 13 years old
White Oprah and Lilo. “Cool mom” is a reference to Mean Girls — Amy Poehler’s character says “I’m a cool mom.” As for princess and the Disney character picture, Lilo was in Disney films.
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