[CDAN] This could turn out to be a tweener catfight. You know even , when you are a tweener, there are apparently jealousies and lots and lots of s*xual backstabbing.
So, this former A list female tweener (No Love)has not said two words directly to this also former A list female tweener (Not So Innocent)since despite having to sometimes work together. It all goes back to when they both were on the same network. No Love used to hate how goody goody Not So Innocent was or at least pretended to be. Turns out that Not So Innocent was the queen of the quickie when it came to or*l and No Love felt like Not So Innocent should have the horrible reputation. So, whenever Not So Innocent liked some guy, that is who No Love went after. It is how she ended up with her long term relationship which just ended. Of course No Love ended up looking trashy during that too which killed her because she waited forever before she even had sex with the boyfriend while Not So Innocent was with anyone and everyone. If not for the fact one of these tweeners is not a fan of women, she would have probably had the whole family. Not So Innocent’s current boyfriend was deciding between No Love and Not So Innocent at one point, but No Love, as much as she hates Not So Innocent, could not stop laughing everytime this current A list tweener opened his mouth to speak. So, he made his second choice. Well, actually third, because his second choice ended up in reh*b after they had sex.
No Love Girl:
Not So Innocent Girl:
Network:
Tweener Guy:
Rehab Girl:
BG Note: Any complaints about the author’s writing style should be sent directly to the author.
Not So Innocent-Britney? And they other one Xtina? And network Disney!
I think this is about the newer tween generation. Britney and Xtina are too grown up for this.
Yep.
No Love: Miley(who has a TERRIBLE REPUTATION!)
Not So Inoocent: Selena (who I never believed was as cute and innocent as her baby face)
*don’t know who they refer to as Miley’s just-ended relationship, but I know they BOTH dated Nick Jonas, and that is in reference to Selena “wouuld have had the whole family,” but speculation is that Joe likes dudes…
Tweener Guy: Justin (he seems like a dimwit, like really dumb)
Rehab girl: Everyone’s favorite COKE-HEAD IN DENIAL, Demi Lovato.
oh and the Network is Disney, obviously. And the title calls them trashy, which is the best word to describe Miley Cyrus, trash trashy trashy girl
Luv this guess
Mean, Thefantastics. She’s just a kid and going through a lot.
Yup that’s basically it. Plus he has friends who read the site, so they’re more likely to understand and decipher what he’s really trying to say, and it could come back to bite him if he spills too much.
LOVE the picture. So appropriate and yet cute.
No Love Girl: Miley
Not so Innocent Girl: Selena
Tweener guy: Justin Beiber
Rehab Girl: Demi
If I’m reading correctly, doesn’t this mean Miley and Liam Hemsworth had to have broken up recently?
That’s the problem I have with the Miley being No Love. But I can’t think of anyone else that fits either. CDAN’s blind can be written pretty poorly though, so maybe we’re misreading? Although it does seem to clearly stay No Love was in a long relationship that she just got out of and her and Liam and still together. Unless CDAN is referring to an old relationship and old break-up (like when she dated one of the Jonas Bros)
I think it’s badly written and they’re referring to Nick Jonas. That seems more logical.
I think Jeannie and ComicalEquation are correct. It is Miley but it doesn’t refer to Liam but her previous b/f. This blind is referring to events that happened awhile ago because Beiber and Selena have been dating at least a year.
i see a demi as the rehab girl but also as the no love girl- and they had a rift- vilmer as the guy- network disney-selena is the not so innocent girl
No Love Girl: Miley Cyrus
Not So Innocent Girl:Selena Gomez
Network:Disney
Tweener Guy:Justin Bieber
Rehab Girl:Demi Lovato
No Love – Miley
Not so innocent – Selena
Tweener guy – Bieber
Reba girl – Demi
co-sign. seems quite obvious, maybe too obvious?
No love Girl: Mylie Cyrus
Not so innocent Girl: Selena Gomez
Network: Disney
Tweener Guy: Justin Bieber
Rehab Girl: Demi Lovato
No Love Girl: Miley
Not So Innocent Girl: Selena
Network: Disney
Tweener Guy: Justin B
Rehab Girl: Lovato
No Love Girl: Miley Cyrus
Not So Innocent Girl: Selena Gomez
Network: Disney
Tweener Guy: Justin Bieber
Rehab Girl: Demi Lovato (their was a blind by Lainey a while ago about these two hooking up)
there*
No Love: Miley
Not so innocent: Selena
Network: Demi
Tweener: Bieber
Rehab girl: Demi
Oops… Network: Disney
Sounds like Miley and Selena with Demi as rehab girl but i’m not really sure.
If this is yet another Demi Lovato blind I will scream. However Ace’s disclaimer about CDAN’s writing style did amuse me.
I literally LOL’ed, too. CDAN…jeez, who writes that garbage anyway?
Just a wild guess…
No Love Girl: Miley Cyrus
Not So Innocent Girl: Selena Gómez
Network: Disney Channel
Tweener Guy: Justin Barbie
Rehab Girl: Demi Lovato
Interesting….I was pretty sure that 2 of the Jonas brothers were gay.
That is a mess of a blind if I’ve ever seen one and not just the situation it is describing. There’s got to be someone who can write blinds for CDAN without it resembling more of a riddle than a blind is supposed to be.
That being said, I get the feeling this blind involves Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus because they have all been tangled in past blinds and of course JB and SG are currently dating.
No Love Girl: Miley Cyrus
Not So Innocent Girl: Selena Gomez
Network: Disney
Tweener Guy: Justin Bieber
Rehab Girl: Demi Lovato
It’s not perfect because has MC split up Liam Hemsworth? DL split with Wilmer Valderrama so perhaps she should be switched up with MC? I often wonder given Demi’s activities/issues if she and Selena are even friends anymore. Finally, maybe this is all out to lunch.
^I couldn’t even make it through the blind. I think it’s atrocious that a paid blogger could get away with such open abuse of the English language. (And from now on, I think I’m gonna skip the CDAN blinds.)
PS – Ace, I know you didn’t write this!
I’m confuse about this blind.lol
No Love Girl: Vanessa Hudgens
Not So Innocent Girl: – Salena Gomez
Network: – DISNEY
Tweener Guy: – Justin Bieber
Rehab Girl: – Demi Lovato
agree! vanessa probably waited to have sex with zac efron but because of the nude photos she came out of it looking trashy
I have a hard time believing Vanessa Hudgens would ever want to hook up with the Biebs, but I’m stumped for No Love.
Justin beiber for the boyfriend
Demi lovato for the rehab girl
Selena and miley for the 2 girls but im kind of confused at which is which.
I just noticed where it says the one relationship recently ended which rules out both Selena and Miley for no love.
Emma Roberts for No Love with Chord Overstreet being the relationship that recently ended… not sure for the rest.
Yeah but what tween show was Emma Roberts a part of? The split is throwing everybody, but the rest of the clues are what is driving the whole Selena/Justin/Miley thing.
Just for something different:
No Love – Emma Roberts (Was on Unfabulous and has a rep for being a major brat)
Not so Innocent – Victoria Justice (was on Zoey 101 before Victorious and seems pretty wholesome)
Network: Nickolodeon
Rehab Girl – Jamie Lynn Spears
Tweener Guy – No Idea
Relationship that just ended: Emma Roberts and Chord Overstreet
Though I don’t know if Justice or Roberts would ever have been considered as A-list
…I know way too much.
Love BG, first time posting!
Jeez, I have bad feeling about this. Well, no names, just: disney stars…
This was hard to follow but I think…
No Love Girl: Miley
Not So Innocent Girl: Selena
Network: Disney
Tweener Guy: Bieber
Rehab Girl: Demi Lovato
Maybe?
No Love = Vanessa Hudgens who just broke up with Zac Effron, who is rumored to be into guys aka not a fan of women.
Not So Innocent = Salena Gomez
Network= The Mouse
Rehab Girl = Demi L.
i think when it states ‘If not for the fact one of these tweeners is not a fan of women, she would have probably had the whole family.’ its referring to the jonas brothers and more specifically Kevin’s taste for men- so this means that one of these chicks(i can’t figure out who)slept with Joe and Nick…wonder if they both know?
I thought that was a reference to Miley cheating on her BF with his brother. Wasn’t that a blind this week??
Ace, all I have to say is HUH??? Know you didn’t want to here any complaints, but this is ridiculous, my brain is hurting from thinking..only thing I can think of is Demi LOVATO for rehab girl..no clue about the others.
Sounds like Not So Innocent is Selena, Tweener Guy is Beiber, Rehab Girl is Demi Lovato… The only one that doesn’t quite sound right is No Love, who sounds like it could be Miley Cyrus but the clue about the long-term relationship ending doesn’t fit. Not sure of any other former A list tween girls that make sense for this blind.
No Love Girl: Miley
Not So Innocent Girl: Selena
Network: Disney
Tweener Guy: Biebs
Rehab Girl: Demi
Random Guess!
No Love Girl: Miley
Not So Innocent Girl: Selina Gomez (probably not, but I couldn’t think of anyone else!!)
Network: Disney
Tweener Guy: Joe Jonas
Rehab Girl: Demi Lovato
No Love Girl: Vanessa Hudgens
Not So Innocent: Selena Gomez
Network: Disney
Rehab Girl: Demi Lovato
No Love: Miley
Not So Innocent: Selena
Network: Disney
Tweener guy: Biebs
Rehab: Demi
No Love Girl: Miley Cyrus
Not So Innocent Girl: Selena Gomez
Network: Disney
Tweener Guy: Justin Bieber – he was photogrpahed with Miley early on before Selena was in the picture
Rehab Girl: Demi Lovato??
No Love Girl: Miley Cyrus
Not So Innocent Girl: Selena Gomez
Network: Disney
Tweener Guy: Justin Bieber
Rehab Girl: Demi Lovato
Have no idea but those kittehs are adorable!
Not to criticize the writing…exactly… but I can read this as a current female tweener who was formerly A list, or as a former female tweener who was A list when she was a tweener. Hopefully I am not confusing myself here. I thought of Xtina and Brittany, but don’t keep up with the boyfriends enough to secure the connection.
Okay…I may be way off, but I’m going to take to give this a try:
No Love: Miley Cyrus
No so Innocent: Selena Gomez
Network: Disney
Tweener Guy: The Biebs
Rehab Girl: Demi Lovato
No Love Girl: Miley Cyrus
Not So Innocent Girl: Selena Gomez
Network: Disney
Tweener Guy: Justin Bieber
Rehab Girl: Demi Lovato
Everyone else already said what I was gonna say
No Love: Miley Cyrus
Not So Innocent: Selena Gomez
Tweener Justin Bieber
Rehab Girl Demi Lovato
Network Disney
No Love Girl: Miley Cyrus
Not So Innocent Girl: Selena Gomez
Tweener Guy: Justin Bieber
Rehab Girl: Demi Lovato
Oops! Network: Disney
So was Nick Jonas the long term relationship? Miley and Selena both dated him…was that Selena’s revenge toward Miley because she liked him first? so what does the sentence “if one tweener wasn’t in to women she would have gone through the whole family” mean?
It means Kevin Jonas is gay. There were several rumors that Miley also banged Joe as well as Nick, who she dated for 2 years.
Whoops, I swore Joe was the gay one, but NOW I remember its Kevin! The other two are always dating women publicly and I don’t think I’ve heard about Kevin, wait, isn’t one of them MARRIED? Isn’t it KEVIN?
Yeah he’s married. Got a lil beard ahahaha!
Not so innocent: Selena
Tweener: justin Bieber
Rehab Girl: Demi Lovato
But who is No Love??? it cant be Miley because her relationship with Liam is still on, Vanessa Hudgens is not a tweener anymore she is in her 20´s and I dont think she would date Bieber
I agree that this is those Disney teens in one constellation or another, I actually don’t really care. I just had to say that the kittens are awww so cute
1) No Love: Miley Cyrus Not So Innocent: Selena Gomez Rehab Girl: Demi Lovato Boyfriend: Justin Bieber OR Nick Jonas (Niley or Nelena, do you remember?!)
2) No Love: Christina Aguilera Not So Innocent: Britney Spears Rehab Girl: Lindsay Lohan (I’m not sure if she worked for Disney? well I’m not sure at all) Boyfriend: Justin Timberlake
Actually Lilo was in a few Disney movies, but I am still going with door number one.
This one screams:
No Love Girl: Miley Cyrus
Not So Innocent Girl: Selena Gomez
Network: Disney
Tweener Guy: Justin Bieber
Rehab Girl: Demi Lovato
Bieber is on record saying that he wasn’t attracted to Miley Cyrus. It is rumored that Bieber and Lovato got it on. Only thing: isn’t Miley still with Liam Helmsworth? The BI says that No Love “ended up with her long term relationship which just ended”…
I thought Liam and Miley are still together. If so, that rules her out.
BG – I am not complaining. seriously. love you! But I know that there are posters out there who are fluent in CDAN-speak. Can one of ya’all brilliant CDAN translators translate this post for moi?
BASICALLY-
No Love and Not so Innocent worked at the same network, are both “tweens” and hated each other.
No Love was mad because everyone thinks Not So Inn. is better than her, and No Love’s rep is tarnished so she lashed out at Not So. by swooping in on guys Not So. liked.
Not So. basically is a skank who would have slept with a “whole family”, save one gay member.
No Love was in a long term relationship with a guy Not So. had the hots for.
Now No Love and Not So. were involed with the same guy, No Love having rejected him and Not So. was his second choice, after a girl tweener who has been in rehab.
So………… pretty obvious given the clues. This one is easy, maybe even too obvious, like suspicious…
Or an alternative interpretation
No Love thought that Not So Innocent , who had a goody goody rep, should have a bad reputation for sleeping around.
No Love had a long term relationship and despite the fact that she waited before having sex with her now ex boyfriend, she came out looking tarnished (not necessarily was always tarnished). She started that relationship because she knew Not So Innocent had a thing for this guy so she went after him.
So while she was in the long term relationship, Not So Innocent was sleeping around, including a family of tweeners (except for the gay one).
Not So Innocent now has a man and at one stage this guy had his choice between No Love and Not So Innocent but No Love screwed up her chance by laughing at everything that came out of his mouth. Not So Innocent was his third choice after No Love and Rehab Girl.
I guessed Vanessa Hudgens but I don’t think she’d go out with Justin Bieber – she’s 5 years older than him. She’s also working with Selena Gomez on a film right now which I think would be mentioned. Miley isn’t out of a recent long term relationship. What on earth are we missing here? Is Bieber and Selena the only A list tweener couple out there?
No Love: Miley Cyrus
Not So Innocent: Selena Gomez
Network: Disney
Tweener: Nick Jonas
Rehab Girl: Demi Lovato
No Love Miley Cyrus
Not So Innocent Taylor Swift
Tweener Joe Jonas
Rehab Girl Demi Lovato
Network Disney
or
No Love Vanessa Hudgens
Not So Innocent Taylor Swift
Tweener Zac Efron
Rehab Girl Demi Lovato
Network Disney
The general consensus seems to be for Miley, Selena, The Bieb and Demi but I have a really hard time believing that Selena is the queen of the quicky BJ. I just don’t get that vibe. Now Miley I could see being that but not Selena.
Selena being nice was the surprise because she was supposed to be the anti-Miley (who was considered innocent at the time). What’s funny is that she is STILL the anti-Miley.
I’m sorry but this BI is weird, because the ONLY PERSON EVER that I associate with “not so innocent” is BRITNEY. But it doesn’t make sense here. Britney has never publicly fought with anyone.
Ashley Tisdale has recently broken up from a long term relationship, and has done switch overs with Miley on their Disney shows
Miley and the HSM crowd is always a good guess in my book
I got so tired of the Miley/Selena guesses that I had to come in and say something. As nice as Selena Gomez comes out to be, when she was originally brought in to be the anti-Miley Cyrus. She was the nemesis on Hannah Montana, and the sister that gave no F**ks on Wizards of Waverly Place. I somehow doubt that Selena was doing much naughty stuff before she got to Justin.
Now if you insert the HSM crowd along with Miley and Demi, you’re more likely to go along the right path. Vanessa Hudgens’ reputation was ruined with those naked pics and she just (well about a year ago) got out of a long term relationship with Zac Efron (who probably is gay when you consider that her naked pics were sent to a bf that, at the time, was supposed to be him – and they stayed together). Miley Cyrus was halfway out of the Disney contract before her good name was brought down, but she did that by herself. Was not her last album supposed to show that she was grown up and therefore “not innocent”?
So here’s my pick:
No Love Girl: Vanessa Hudgens
Not So Innocent Girl: Miley Cyrus
Network: Disney
Tweener Guy: Liam Hemsworth (by default)
Rehab Girl: Demi Lovato (duh)
I’d back this if Liam Hemsworth could be considered an A list Tweener
@Tiggy4Real – I like the “outside the box” thinking. My only thought is Liam is 22 now; this wouldn’t classify him as the “current A list tweener” as stated in the BI.
While on that note, what the heck is so wrong with this current A list tweener’s voice which made “No Love, as much as she hates Not So Innocent, could not stop laughing everytime this current A list tweener opened his mouth to speak”? Is it the “my balls haven’t dropped higher-pitch” of someone like Justin Bieber or the accent of a foreigner that could be interpreted as sexy and/or cartoonish like Liam Hemsworth?
Miley & Selena. That picture is priceless.
In the BI it says “…Not So Innocent was with anyone and everyone. IF NOT FOR THE FACT ONE OF THESE TWEENERS IS NOT A FAN OF WOMEN, SHE WOULD HAVE PROBABLY HAD THE WHOLE FAMILY.” This family I reckon is the Jonas Family. Not So Innocent slept with them all (not sure if just the boys or parent(s) included) minus the one that prefers men, Joe Jonas.
Do you mean Kevin? Isn’t he the one rumored to be into guys? I thought that’s why he got married…it’s a coverup.
yea…don’t think this has to do with selena and miley together like some ppl say. and justin bieber is no way miley’s type.
i’m gonna go with:
No Love Girl: Vanessa Hudgens
Not So Innocent Girl: Ashley Tisdale
Network: Disney
Tweener Guy: Austin Butler
Rehab Girl: Demi Lovato
Ppl seem to think Vanessa & Ashley are close, and maybe they are. For some reason I sometimes get a competitive side to them. When High School Musical was going on ppl kept guessing who was going to get with Zac. Vanessa or Ashley? Vanessa ended up with him. That relationship lasted years that ended not THAT long ago. Even though Vanessa was covered in controversies, I don’t think Ashley was all that clean. She just seems fame-whorish to me sometimes.
Ashley worked with Austin Butler years ago on a movie together. And before it was official that Vanessa got with Austin, there were pics of the 3 of them hanging together. Maybe both wanted him. Some of his fans might consider him in the tween scene?
Since Austin do run in that circle he could have gotten with Demi that we don’t know about.
Hudgens/Tisdale seem to make the most sense. I know people keep wanting to guess Miley and Selena, but they don’t fit esp since Miley is still in a relationship.
yea doesn’t fit with miley and selena at all in more ways than one.
It’s quite a stretch to call Austin Butler “A List.” Even A list tweeners have some real-world adult recognition and I’ve never heard of the kid.
I’m totally on board with this guess. And as much as it kills me to think of Selena in this manner, it makes for a *very* interesting blind. Wow, the intrigues that kids can come up with!
Sorry, this post got misplaced. I wanted to say that I was onboard with thefantasticpazzomatic in guessing:
NoLove: Miley
NotSoInnocent: Selena
Boy They Both Wanted: Nick Jonas
Dumb Tweener BF: The Beib
Rehab Girl: Demi L.
No Love Girl: Miley Cyrus
Not So Innocent Girl:Selena Gomez
Network:Disney
Tweener Guy:Justin Bieber
Rehab Girl:Demi Lovato
Back when H.M first aired, someone mentioned above that Selena was on the show as Hannah’s enemy, “Makayla” on the Disney channel, ALOT of the story lines of the shows are based around what is going on in these kids’ lives and how thier personalities are. For instance, Jonas LA was loosely about the boys’ lives in real life, the same obviously with Hannah Monatanna, and even Wizards. Now what’s funny about that is that Selena was with David her co worker “brother” on the show. She was his toy for a moment until he got back with Lucy Hale and he threw her to the side. Selena used to tweet a few years ago (when it was actually her and not her assistants doing it) and she went on a rant about being the 3rd wheel and so forth. Anyway, it is already known that Selena likes to play behind the scenes, but the innocent act helps her image i.e. $. She has been with Nick, David Henrie, Taylor Lautner, and now Justin, all who belonged to her so called pals (minus Miley) before she went in for the kill. As far as the tweener idol, this is Justin. Miley knew Justin had a crush on her but she couldn’t bring herself to mess with a “little boy” look at her exes and especially her current Liam compared to Justin..who let Demi “make him a man” before she went to rehab. The relationship that just ended for Miley is Nick. When she and Liam broke up again a while back she ran to Nick and Selena still had feelings for him (still does, don’t be fooled guys, but she won’t go back) funny how a cute little smile can fool so many huh Selena?
add to my post, Miley likes girls and Selena if she were into that would definately go after any chick Miley was playing with…
Vanessa hudgens
Ashley tisdale
Zac effron
Demi lavato
No Love: Jasmine Villiegas
Not So Innocent: Selena Gomez
Tweener Guy: Justin Bieber
Rehab: Demi Lovato
Hi, Ace! Hi, everyone. I’ve been lurking for a while, and finally decided to post. Everyone is baffled about how Miley could fit the profile of NL because she and Liam are still together, but remember they had broken up at one time. Then, they got back together. Maybe the blind was written describing the time that they were broken up.
I agree with the poster above who said they automatically thought Brit when they saw the words Not So Innocent. I did, too. But this wouldn’t fit her and Justin, because I can’t remember him actually wanting/dating CA or anyone else from that network. Besides, if the two were on the same show; I think they would’ve included that. It just says same network.
I forgot to add one thing. There was a blind out last year(I think) about a chick who took a tweener’s virginity in a trailer on a movie set. Everyone was suspecting this was Miley and Justin. This was before the Justin and Selena relationship. The details of the memory are fuzzy, but I definitely do remember that blind. I wish I could remember it enough to find a link. I’m too lazy to look, lol.