[BuzzFoto] This big-time celebrity who just had a baby is loving motherhood, but is having all sorts of trouble with her body. She’s frustrated her figure didn’t magically snap back into shape and she’s hired a team of experts to help her look even better than before her pregnancy. Her doctor’s are concerned about her diet and plans (which involve surgery) but she is determined. 620
Well we know it’s not Beyonce.
Actually, I think this IS Bey. The Blind just leaves out the “fake” before the “pregnancy”. I do believe she wasn’t pregnant, but towards the end, it did appear she was taking some medication to swell herself to make it believable. Well perhaps she didn’t “unswell” like she would have expected and is now freaking. Oh the irony…
I agree with 4sixx2. If the blinds were right about Bey taking prednisone, she could be frustrated that the weight didn’t just fall off like she thought it would when she stopped taking it. She has been looking all kinds of post-preggers chunky.
Here’s a link that talks about weight gain from prednisone
http://ibdcrohns.about.com/od/prednisone/f/predweight.htm
Yeah, i’m not easily led but in the industry its commonplace to use experimental measures to keep up appearances, and according to other blinds, Bey and Jay were well aware that a lot of people were not buying their crap. She took prednisone, and then “stagged” a breastfeeding in a restaurant.
On another topic, anybody curious as to whether Blue Ivy is actually INSIDE of those baby bjorns she wears??? Never see a face sticking out of there; is she intentionally smothering the baby? Conspiracy theorist unite, LMAOOOOO!!!?
Crazy Beyawnnnnnnnnnnce.lol
That is true. Well, she wanted the real experience, she got it! Partially, that is…
I believe she was pregnant.
King B?? Beyonce by a long shot
it could be a planted blind. publicists have to get creative, you know?
i didnt know publicists would “plant” a blind but i could see the use for it in this case. good one wendyhood!
This.
well we know this isn’t Beyonce!
Jennifer Garner. She had her son a whole 2 days ago. In Hwood timing she should have been back in tip-top shape 7 hours ago.
lmao
None other than Beyonce! First time posting BTW
My first guess is Beyonce, but I don’t believe she was actually pregnant
Beyonce!
This can’t be about Beyonce…considering she wasn’t really pregnant.
Nat Portman?
Alyssa Milano! Magically = Charmed
First time posting – my favorite site.
Great guess! I was thinking Natalie Portman, but the “magic” clue is an obvious point to Alyssa Milano.
big time celebrity? Since when?
Beyonce.
Jennifer Garner?
A little soon, but to gain weight during a pregnancy you actually have to be pregnant, and that rules out Bey.
Posh. The only way surgery will help her lose weight is if they cut off a leg.
Ha ha love this one!
Well we know it can’t be Beyonce because her body was back in fabulous shape within 5 minutes of the birth, of course!
Dido perhaps?
So wait, did Beyonce really have the baby herself or not? I haz confused…
Oh Mr. Ace, you know this is Beyonce!
Beyonce??
Whether she physically had the baby or not, she definitely gained weight and it doesn’t look to be sliding off super quick.
Well, since we don’t really know if she even had her own baby I suppose this is supposed to be Beyonce. From what I’ve seen of her her boobs are bigger and her hips are wider and that is NATURAL and something that a trainer can’t quite get rid of. She just needs to embrace her curves and move on like the rest of us.
Guess it’s not Beyonce though…
Bey? But …
Bryce Dallas Howard
I agree with this guess. I didn’t see any pictures of her at the Academy Awards, and I would have guessed that she would have gone to support The Help and get a little press in!
She would make the most sense. Beyonce (IMO) wasn’t really preggo and J Garner just had her baby 2 seconds ago.
Yes. Beyonce wasn’t pregnant, and J Gar just popped out the future first baseman of the Red Sox…
Beyonce’s surrogate?
LOL!! Exactly who I was thinking!
Finally! A logical response to this item!
I love this! Almost made me spew my coffee on the screen!
beyonce – it doesnt get anymore big time than that and she seems thicker than pre pregnancy
Perhaps she indulged in her “pregnancy” cravings and that is what is refusing to slide off the hips?
I want to say Beyonce, but I’m not convinced she was the one who gave birth to Blue Ivy.
Somewhere there was a photo of her breastfeeding the baby in New York. I can’t decide whether it seems ‘staged’ to stop surrogacy rumors. She can hold the baby there as if she was feeding it, but who’s to say for sure? I just don’t see Ms. PRIVATE BULLETPROOF MATERNITY WING breast feeding in public.
I think that I have read/heard that even adoptive mothers do in fact have the ability to nurse their new infants. You don’t have to give birth for this. Nature is a wonderous thing…
Well, if she did indeed fake the pregnancy, she could also be taking hormones to induce lactation. Just a thought.
Jennifer Garner
Or Beyonce
hmm……beyonce?
queen bey?
Beyonce? She has a live in trainer and I read somewhere that she wants to have lost all the weight by early March.
NOT Beyonce, she didn’t even have a damn baby…
I will be so angry when reports of her slim-down and how she did it start to surface!
WEll it can’t be Beyonce as the rumor/gossip mill says she used a surrogate. I can’t think of another “big-time” celebrity that just had a baby!
Beyonce had a pillow baby so it couldn’t be her! If the picture is a clue I would say January Jones. She’s not a big celeb in the UK but is she in the USA?
Beyonce?
Well, it can’t be Beyonce unless she’s having trouble stuffing her pregnancy pad back into her closet.
HAHA…Mia, this made me laugh OUT LOUD.
Mia, this also, made me laugh out loud!! So funny!
since Beyonce didn’t really give birth, I’ll go with Mariah. Can’t think of anyone else off the top of my head.
My guess, too.
hmmm …i would say beyonce…but i honestly believe she did not have that baby…soo i’m going to say mariah carey since she is working on an album and will start promoting it soon.
Beyonce
Sounds like Ms. Sasha Fierce is rearing her ugly head.
Can’t be Beyonce as she is rumored to have had a surrogate…maybe she didn’t use one…who else had baby recently, struggling with the weight…mmmmnnn? After that awful vicious rumor on George, how can think!
Beyonce
beyonce?
pink?
Other than Beyonce, I have no idea who it could be.
This is either Beyonce or Mariah – I am thinking Beyonce.
Well . . . we know it’s NOT Beyonce. She’s already lost all her baby weight with the new, trend-setting pillow work-out.
Beyonce!
But wait – there’s more. Rumor has it that she had a surrogate so could it even be her???
I would say Beyonce, but that would be true only if she didn’t orchestrate that disastrous surrogate scam.
beyonce… ?
I’m going to say Beyonce; wasn’t there a blind about her taking some meds simulating her “pregnancy”? I don’t remember all the details but I would imagine the side effects are the ones that are making it harder to shake off the lbs. First time poster, usual lurker
I think it is Beyonce . . . not because she had the baby but as PR diversion to gin up attention, etc.
I’m thinking Jenna Fischer from “The Office”. She had a baby a while ago, and is still carrying some baby weight.
Never mind. She’s not a big time celebrity.
Quanah . . . I gotta ask . . . are you from Quanah, Texas?!?!?! My father is from Quanah and there are just not that many of those folks out there. Just curious. Have a good night.
And on topic, I good go with Jenna but she really isn’t a big time celebrity. What about the actress who is married to Sacha Baron Cohen, Isla Fisher? Does she qualify for a big time celebrity . . . prob not. Oh well, I go with conventional wisdom of Beyonce but with the twist that she is doing this as a PR stunt to deflect thought that she didn’t really have the baby herself.
No, not from Quanah, TX. My mother got my name from ‘Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee’. I’m a girl though, named after Choctaw Indian Chief Quanah Parker. You have a good night too.
Christina Applegate.
Totally is 100%
First timer
Beyouce. She was just seen breast feeding so she must have been pregnant.
Believe it or not, you can take hormones to fake your body out and be able to produce milk, all without being pregnant.
well if this aint posted to look like Beyonce…
I believe this is gossip planted by Beyonce’s “people” to convince the public that she physically gave birth. There is also a story floating aroung today from her “people” claiming that she was breast feeding in public. Any woman can take hormones to produce milk to breastfeed. Bey and her camel like husband think the public is really stupid.
I still do not believe Bey gave birth. After seeing the fake baby bump at the VMAs, the folding baby bump and fluctuating baby bump, I will never believe she was pregnant.
Also, there were a few things I noticed in the photo of her ‘pregnant’ in the white swimsuit. She had prespiration on her arms and face but there was none on the baby bump. And the style of swimsuit is prosthetic friendly.
Lastly, regarding Baby Blue. She is a cute baby but not extraordinarily beautiful. Her hair is the one thing that stands out. Other than that she looks like the average african american baby.
Definitely agree with you.
Another thing about Bey is – other celebrities seemed to be pregnant ‘forever’ – Hilary Duff, Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Garner – and public had tons of pictures. Bey is completely another story – preggo for a quick second, and zero to none pictures of her baby bump which leads me to believe that if just never existed in the first place.
Please enlighten me on what a “average” african american baby looks like?
And who throws shade at a newborn? Lol
No “shade” (sigh) thrown, just sweet honesty. As I said, Baby Blue is cute. But she does look like the average african american baby. It you interpret me stating that as an insult, then thats indicative about how you feel about yourself. I think it is really sad when people seek racial insults where there are none.
Are you one of Beyonce’s paid Stan online defenders? Or are you one those sad unfortunates who live vicariously through her? Or are you the surrogate? Hmmm
Find self-worth within yourself instead of worshiping and defending so called celebrities who have no inkling of who you are. Especially a newborn baby.
Well, I shall bow out for now and allow you to get your tee-shirts ready for the “Free Chris Brown” rally next week. I’m sure you’re probably the head organizer.
Oh and for the record, I am african american myself.
Jeez tanten, calm down a litte, hey? Instead of insulting, because that’s what it is, Pretty B and going off on a COMPLETE tandem (mentioning chris brown, really? someone must have a major case of the grumps…) honestly your post made me so mad because you seem to be quite hateful and aggressive for no reason! this is supposed to be a fun site, and people like you ruin it. and ps, just because you’re african-american, it doesn’t make the comments you said about blue ivy any less rude.
and also, i am not one of “beyonce’s paid Stan online defenders” before you suggest it.
don’t really have a guess for this blind, hope it’s not jessica alba. just wanted to point out that being rude to people over the internet because they question something you have said is not okay.
Not to mention when she leaped into the SUV the day before she alledgely gave birth…hmmmm.
Either a fake Bey (oh, she really WAS preggers!) or Posh.
First timer!
Natalie Portman, tho she didn’t JUST have the baby…
Paula Patton?
January Jones 4 something diff
Jenna Elfan tina fey or Jane Krakowski
I was actually just thinking this. Fey and Krakowski both had kids in the past year. I’ll go with Krakowski, since I don’t think Fey would give a flip.
This is not Jennifer Garner. I doubt after only 2 days that she would be worried about her body not snapping back into shape. That really would be magical feat. Beyonce and Mariah are big-time celebrities. Even January Jones or Nat Portman is stretching the definition of big-time.
Mariah. Was not impressed by her Jenny Craig ads (weird tube top and black drape?). Not that it’s important or realistic to be stick thin after a pregnancy, but still.
Love all the Faux Bey-bey discussion!
I’m going rogue and guessing Carla Bruni. Being the first lady of France would be a big time celeb, and as a former model, she could easily be frustrated she didn’t lose the weight immediately.
For something different, Maya Rudolph.
Even though I don’t think she’d be that worried about it, I kinda agree with you.
She had her baby, what, last year? She’s still carrying a little of the weight.
Jessica Alba
I like this guess. What a shame if she messes with surgery. I will never understand why these stars think spending mucho dinero to inject, cut, remove, plump your body will do anything but make you look far far worse than staying firm to the beauty that got you there in the first place. THere is nothing shameful about aging, only a different kind of beauty, ageless and full of life experience. Otherwise you are a bloated plastic doll, removing your personality along with the wrinkles.
Kinda thought of Pink for this. Big time made me think of the Funhouse tour, and she hasn’t dropped all the weight since having the baby.
Selma Blair? Daily Mail had something about her big debut after baby on “Anger Management.”