[EOnline] They’ll all be there! Well, almost all: Fake à la Ferocity, Topher Hairy-Tuchus, Charlotte “Chuck” Finger-Dingle and even one of my personal oldie-faves, Trent Spent!
What fun the Academy Awards will be, after all (since we all pretty much know who’s going to take home gold, right?), sniffing out all that award-winning private Hollywood Vicing:
Let’s see, here are a few things to look out for while you’re so busy judging (and cheering!) what everybody’s wearing.
Take note:
Fake à la Ferocity has not completely gotten off the synthetic h*roin she gets prescribed to her by various fancy doctors round town, but she is indulging less than she used to. I guess that’s progress, right? Absolutely! Her head’s in the right place—and direction—and her family’s way happy about this news, trust.
Topher Hairy-Tuchus, after much finger-pointing and bitching from his peeps, has pretty much given up online hooking up. Just not entirely. And between you and mean and a million other folks, let’s just say Fake à la, above, stands a much better chance of ultimately cleaning the Vice outta her life than does our eternally horny Topher. Poor thing (or not).
Trent Spent sold his Vice soul to the domestic devil years ago—news that saddens us every day. After all, nobody had more naughty and mischievous sexual potential than the gorgeous, often insecure bisexual star. But then he met his match and got all cleaned up, dammit! Total waste for everybody except his Trent’s lucky S-O-B S.O., ‘course.
Chuck Finger-Dingle is in so many ways the new Fake à la Ferocity. Bitchy and bossy for days, more talent than she really knows what to do with—and a completely equal-opportunity sexual ladder climber. Only thing is, most likely Chuck’s going to keep treating her conquests like the crap she so often does and we see a major, major backfiring in the babe’s life sooner than later—and we don’t just mean professionally.
Oh, and guess what? Fey Oiled-Tush will also be on hand for the super-exciting Oscar Sunday, cannot wait. But the thing is, Fey, who’s so busy reheating his career, has gotten overwhelmingly caught up in the A-list projects he’s totally busy with that he’s completely forgotten that we’d all prefer to be gossiping about his kinky-on-the-floor activities. So don’t forget to have some fun with all that podium banter you’ve been so busy with lately, Fey!
All work and no same-sex play a boring movie star makes!
And They Ain’t: Nicole Kidman, Jennifer Lawrence, George Clooney
Fake à la Ferocity:
Topher Hairy-Tuchus:
Trent Spent:
Charlotte “Chuck” Finger-Dingle:
Fey Oiled-Tush:
I’m totally clueless on this one and got totally lost in translation.
What is SOBSO….TIA
Son of a bitch significant other
L “Trent’s lucky S-O-B (son of a b*tch) S.O (significant other).” Tedspeak is challenging sometimes, but once you get the hang of it he’s not so weird.
SOBSO=Son Of B^tch Significant Other.
I was wondering this too XD
Thanks you’all.
Fake: Angelina J
Topher: Bradley Coop
Trent: Brad Pitt
Chuck: Rooney Mara
Fey Oiled: Tommy Cruise
Sounds good.
I think Brad is Buzz Mutt or something like that, and Ted already said that Rooney isn’t Chuck. But I agree with everything else!
When did Ted C “not” Rooney Mara as Chuck? That’s new information!
I’m not completely sold on Rooney Mara being Chuck either, but I like Brad for Trent Spent. Agreed on all the others.
Fake à la Ferocity: Angelina Jolie
Topher Hairy-Tuchus: Bradley Cooper
Trent Spent: Brad Pitt
Charlotte “Chuck” Finger-Dingle: Rooney Mara
Fey Oiled-Tush: Tom Cruise
Fake à la Ferocity: Angelina Jolie
Topher Hairy-Tuchus: Bradley Cooper
Trent Spent: Brad Pitt
Charlotte “Chuck” Finger-Dingle: Rooney Mara
Fey Oiled-Tush: Tom Cruise
Well, after much googling, and time wasted, here goes:
Fake: Angelina Jolie
Topher: Bradley Cooper
Trent: Brad Pitt
Chuck: Rooney Mara
Fey: Tom Cruise
Man, I need a life. And a job.
Me too-but it’s so fun to check in here in between interviews and resume send-offs, eh? ; )
Happy Friday, Ace!!! xoxo-
Awww, chin up! You really know it’s time for a life and a job when you can answer these without Googling because you have spent so much time in the past hunting down answers, LOL!
This made me laugh so hard – I am right there with you
How did you guess the names?I got lost after the second paragraph.lol
Hah! That comment made my day!
The only moniker I know is Topher which I’m pretty sure that’s Bradley Cooper… other than that ???
Fake à la Ferocity: Angelina Jolie
Topher Hairy-Tuchus: Bradley Cooper
Trent Spent: Brad Pitt
Charlotte “Chuck” Finger-Dingle: Rooney Mara
Fey Oiled-Tush: Tom Cruise
Done.
Fake à la Ferocity is Angelina
Topher Hairy-Tuchus is Bradley Cooper
Trent Spent is Brad Pitt
Charlotte “Chuck” Finger-Dingle is Rooney Mara
Fey Oiled-Tush is Tom Cruise
1) Fake à la Ferocity: Angelina Jolie
2) Topher Hairy-Tuchus: Bradley Cooper
3) Trent Spent: Brad Pitt
4) Charlotte “Chuck” Finger-Dingle: Rooney Mara
5) Fey Oiled-Tush: Tom Cruise
Fake a la Ferocity – Angelina Jolie
Topher Hairy-Tuchus – Bradley Cooper
Trent Spent – Brad Pitt
Fey Oiled Tush – Tom Cruise
Charlotte “Chuck” Finger Dingle – ????
Fake à la Ferocity:Angelina Jolie
Topher Hairy-Tuchus:Bradley Cooper
Trent Spent:Brad Pitt
Charlotte “Chuck” Finger-Dingle:Rooney Mara
Fey Oiled-Tush:Tom Cruise
Fake a la Ferocity = Angelina Jolie
Topher Hairy-Tuchus = Bradley Cooper
Trent Spent = Brad Pitt
Charlotte ‘Chuck’ Finger-Dingle = Rooney Mara
Fey Oiled-Tush = Tom Cruise
I guess they could all work with the descriptions in the blind.
Fake à la Ferocity: Angelina Jolie
Topher Hairy-Tuchus: Bradley Cooper
Trent Spent: Brad Pitt
Charlotte “Chuck” Finger-Dingle: Rooney Mara
Fey Oiled-Tush: Tom Cruise
Fake à la Ferocity: Angelina Jolie
Topher Hairy-Tuchus: Bradley Cooper
Trent Spent: Brad Pitt
Charlotte “Chuck” Finger-Dingle: Rooney Mara
Fey Oiled-Tush: Tom Cruise
Trent Spent= Hayden Christensen
Topher Hairy-Tucus + Bradley Cooper
Fey Oiled-Tush= Tom Cruise
Fake à la Ferocity:Meryl Streep
Topher Hairy-Tuchus: Christopher Plummer
Trent Spent:Pitt
Charlotte “Chuck” Finger-Dingle:OctaviaSpencer
Fey Oiled-Tush:
Marty Scorses
LMAO
: )
I am probably way off on this one but here goes:
Fake a la Ferocity:
Topher Hairy-Tuchus:Bradley Cooper
Trent Spent: Brad Pitt
Charlotte “Chuck” Finger-Dingle: Ronney Mara
Fey Oiled-Tush: Tom Cruise
Fake = Angelina Jolie
Topher = Bradley Cooper
Trent = Brad Pitt
Charlotte = Rooney Mara
Fey = Tom Cruise
Fake à la Ferocity: Angelina Jolie
Topher Hairy-Tuchus:
Trent Spent:
Charlotte “Chuck” Finger-Dingle: Cameron Diaz (although the talent thing is questionable)
Fey Oiled-Tush:
I am new to all this so I am not sure about all of them. Oh well…this is still fun!
I think Chuck Finger-Dingle is Rooney Mara. The other ones I have no idea!
Fake à la Ferocity: Angelina Jolie
Topher Hairy-Tuchus: Bradley Cooper
Trent Spent: Brad Pitt
Charlotte “Chuck” Finger-Dingle: Rooney Mara
Fey Oiled-Tush: Tom Cruise
I think the leading guesses for them are:
Fake à la Ferocity: Angelina Jolie
Topher Hairy-Tuchus: Bradley Cooper
Trent Spent: Brad Pitt
Charlotte “Chuck” Finger-Dingle: Rooney Mara
Fey Oiled-Tush: Tom Cruise
It’s unanimous!
I don’t think Trent Spent is Brad Pitt. Ted has said numerous times that Brad Pitt is one of the few men in hollywood solely about the women and Trent Spent has some very interesting bisexual items. Considering Trent’s Blind Item from 6 or 7 years ago, it could as well be Ben Affleck, which would as well fit the above. (But then he met his match and got all cleaned up,…)
First Time Poster!!
Ted’s blinds make my head spin, so I just sit back and wait for the answers on BG! You guys make it seem so obvious. I thank you all!
Agreed
Fake à la Ferocity: Angelina Jolie
Topher Hairy-Tuchus: Bradley Cooper
Trent Spent: Hayden Christensen
Charlotte “Chuck” Finger-Dingle: Rooney Mara
Fey Oiled-Tush: Tom Cruise
It’s confusing…i started reading,but lost myself in this blind.I got lost after the second paragraph.lol
Too many names to guess…most of you discovered the names or at least tried to,but i’m not good at guessing names in blinds.lol
I guess i’ll try to read it again,to see if the names match.:)
So the popular guess for “Chuck” is Rooney Mara, but what about Emma Stone? Past blinds have described her as being linked in the gossip mags to several of her “ab-tastic” male co-stars (Ryan Gosling, Andrew Garfield), and we haven’t really heard that about Rooney. Emma is going to be a presenter at the Oscars.
I think Chuck is Emma Stone as well.
So do I.
I thought of Emma for Chuck as well, but then Ted said that Emma doesn’t have a vice yet, and that was as of Nov 29th 2011.
If you want to check it out for yourself here is the link to the Q&A mail Ted does, talking about Emma Stone not having a vice, and right above the Emma Stone question there is also a little Q&A about Chuck also:
http://www.eonline.com/news/Afternoon_Mail__Anne_Hathaway_s_Engaged__So_How_Vicey_Is_the_Bride_to_Be__/277386
Didn’t one of Chuck’s first BI’s towards the end of last year end with something along the lines of “even if you don’t win an Oscar, you’re a new fave?”
I took that as an indication that the actress in question was at the time on her way to being nominated… Mind you, Emma Stone was in The Help which had its actress nominations fall to Viola Davis, Octavia Spencer, and Jessica Chastain.
I also thought Emma Stone for Chuck, and had a nice lengthy explanation for it but apparently my first post didn’t make it out of moderation for some reason. Anyway, the gist was, on Nov 29th Ted mentioned that Emma Stone did not have a vice yet, and Chuck’s vice debuted before Nov 29th. So not Emma…
I think the other popular guess for Chuck was Lily Collins. A lot of people suggested her. Her “ab-tastic” co-star being Lautner in Abduction?
I thought Fey Oiled-Tush was John Travolta. Everyone seems to think its Tom Cruise. Then what’s Travolta’s monicker?
Seymour Plow-Me-More, allegedly. I get such a giggle out of that name!
I thought Travolta was Seymour Plow-Me-More?
Damn, you guys are good. *bowing down*
Trent Spent: Brad Pitt
Charlotte “Chuck” Finger-Dingle: Rooney Mara or Blake Lively
Fey Oiled-Tush: Tom Cruise
Blake Lively is Veronica Bee-Stings!
I don’t think that Angelina is Ferocity due to having kids recently. Maybe Catherine ZJ? She’s been to rehab recently.
Topher – Bradly Cooper
Trent – Brad Pitt
Charlotte “Chuck” – Rooney Mara
Fey – Tom Cruise
Question to experienced Blinders: Were these names/monikers taken from previous blinds? Or did all info for your guess come from clues written in this blind (BG).jus curious – new at this…thanks!
I’ll admit I did a little google reasearch. Also I googled the list of Oscar presenters. Coop and Cruise are presenting. Rooney & Brad are nominated. Angelina will obviously be going with Brad. So it all fits because they are all going to be at the Oscars.
This is one of Ted Casablanca’s Blind Vices. Ted swears he uses the same monkier to refer to the same person whenever it occurs, and all of these monkiers have been used before. So you can look back at the previous uses of the names for additional clues.
This same cast of characters comes up over and over again in Ted C’s blind vices. With the exception of Charlotte “Chuck”, there have been blinds written for them under these names for YEARS, and many others. If you follow Ted C., he “nots” a lot of people, both in the blinds and in Q&As that people send in. There are entire websites dedicated to solving Ted’s blinds and keeping count of the “nots”, LOL! See: Toothy Tile aka Jake Gyllenhaal and the blog “Waiting for Toothy”.
^ I googled them all and they were (mostly) listed in blind gossip exposed or other pages. Otherwise, I’d have no effin’ idea.
so brad pitt is bisexual mmmmm
i know! its the same thing i said. ive always wondered but never actually thought he was bi.
I think a man who looks like Brad (i.e. everyone thinks he is gorgeous) in Hollywood, where it’s accepted and expected to experiment, definitely will. Scorsese did. Brando did. Brad is no different. But if he weren’t in entertainment, I think Brad would be straight-up hetero. But that’s JMO. Same for Leo D. Same fro Brando. Scorsese not so much. LOL. (again JMHO)
Thank you DeltaBelle, callmedave, and WindyLAX! Good info to have. Appreciate it!
First time poster, long time lurker! As much as I LOVE this site sometimes some of these blinds leave my head spinning! Is there a list that matches the celebrity with his/her Blind Vice name? I would be curious to know if George Clooney and Hugh Jackman have Blind Vice names (I’m pretty sure they’ve been featured in various blinds but not sure if they have names). Also I’ve noticed in several blinds a person will say they are in “moderation”–what does this mean? Sorry for all the questions! Oh and I have no guesses since unfortunately the blind went right over my head!
Did Ted C “not” Olivia Wilde as Chuck Finger-Dingle? In a previous blind for Chuck, I thought it was her…
every time I read one of his blinds I get a headache, now FIVE ppl in one, I need a nap