Pregnant And Paranoid

[Lainey Gossip] She’s pregnant. It’s still early but she’ll start to show soon. And she’s happy, they’re both happy, but also really, really freaking out. Because around the time of conception, they were both using rather frequently. It’s just what they do together. Besides, she thought she was past the point of another child. So it was a surprise, to say the least. A pleasant one, yes, but she’s not sure if it’s one she wants to keep. She is convinced the child will not be right. She is convinced, in her mind, in her words, that she’ll “be paying for it” for the rest of her life, in the form of care and stress, and that this will be her punishment for such recklessness – to be attached to a kid that will need her, in ways she’s afraid to imagine, forever. She’s also super paranoid that if she does have their baby and the baby has health problems, he’ll turn and blame her, and be disgusted by her, and leave her. Without all his access, it’s a totally different life. And ultimately she still wants to be desired, she prioritises being desired. It’s a decision she is agonising over but she’s running out of time.

The good news? The drugs have stopped completely.

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184 comments to Pregnant And Paranoid

    • Populista

      I’m pretty sure this is Uma Thurman, Lainey just posted in today’s intro (2.28.12) that she is sure we have figured out the blind riddle, and the news of Uma’s pregnancy just broke yesterday.

      • kittyconfidential

        I think you’re right. When I heard Uma’s announcement yesterday this blind was my first thought.

      • Sea Turtle

        On Lainey’s website for Feb 29, 2012 under Smutty Tingles it says “This is NOT When She Conceived. Which I revealed already this week. (Dlisted)” (“When She Conceived” is her title for her BI, and the link goes to an article on Dlisted about Snooki’s pregnancy, so NOT Snooki). As for already revealing the answer, yesterday on the 28th, Lainey posted this article about Uma Thurman’s unexpected pregnancy, confirming this is about Uma: http://laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/22827/Uma-Thurman-expecting-with-Arpad-Busson

  • ChiChiLaRue

    I have two guesses.
    One is more fathomable than the other but the idea of both is just as sad.
    My first guess is Rebecca Gayheart & Eric Dane.
    And my more “out there” was Brooke Mueller (lawdy lawdy! Could you imagine?)

  • Brittttt

    “she thought she was past the point of another child”

    So it’s somebody that’s close to menopause and already has at least one child?

  • idotherobot

    Angelina? Faith Hill?

  • Quanah

    After seeing some recent pics, I’m going to say Paula Patton and Robin Thicke. Although, I doubt he would leave her for this. They seem like a pretty rock solid couple.

    I know some people will think Brangelina, but I doubt that.

  • Booby Jones

    Rebecca Gayheart.

  • grgirl

    i’m pretty new to this site but I think this post lacks any hints at all. Is this an actress, singer, politician?

  • LolaVee

    So, these are our clues:

    1. She is a woman
    2. The father is a man
    3. They used drugs
    4. There is already at least one child (who may or may not be his).

    I’m having a hard time thinking of a couple who DOESN’T fit!!

  • kangaroov

    Feels like Camilla and Matthew, though I can’t work out why she would think she was past having another child.

    • msp96302

      She is already currently pregnant. As in, its been announced already. So, she is not in early stages anymore.

      • LolaVee

        They have not announced a third pregnancy. They did announce their engagement recently (maybe that’s what you’re thinking of…?)

      • msp96302

        Nevermind! It has NOT been announced that she’s pregnant – only engaged. So, I am backing the Alves/MM guess on this. Just because she is only 30 doesn’t mean that 2 kids would be more that enough for her in her mind.

      • Bromance1979

        I agree with this guess. I thought it implied that she was older and was beyond the years for another child, but it just says past the point, so it could work. There was also a blind about a couple, who was possibly them, using cocaine (or similar hard drug) frequently. It said he used to be a pothead and did mushrooms, but is now onto much harder drugs due to her.

      • lolocolo

        I don’t think so… “She thought she was past the point of another child – it was a surprise, to say the least.” That doesn’t sound like she has enough kids already, that sounds like she was not expecting that she could get pregnant and thus wasn’t taking any precautions.

  • MrsGosling

    Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt? The woman in the picture is wearing all white and Angie is pretty well known for wearing solid color outfits. Also without Brad, there is no ‘Brangelina’ hoopla. Also the word ‘desired’ makes me think of ‘Wanted’ her 2008 film. Wouldn’t it hurt her ego if she got left by Brad when she was supposed to be the desirable temptress that lured Brad away? Just a guess. I’m new at this!

    • MrsGosling

      Also – ‘running out of time’ makes me think of Angie’s film ‘Gone in 60 seconds’

      • JKLSMM

        “she thought she was past the point of another child” does not fit her. She’s always talking about the possibillity of another child. Plus I really don’t think she’s been on drug since before she adopted M. She’s probably the one in Hollywood to take motherhood the most serious.

      • MrsGosling

        Changing my guess to Uma Thurman. People just came out and reported that Uma is expecting her 3rd child (at 41) with her multimillionaire fiancee. http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20574089,00.html
        Never would have guessed Uma, but after reading more about her fiancee….this could fit!

    • Mermaid

      I’m going to support you on this one. Not because of the photo since Ace mentioned previously that when it’s not their blind it’s usually a stock photo. But I do like the “Wanted” and desired link.

      Additionally, it’s a Lainey blind and Lainey is not like Ted. She wants people to figure them out. Lainey may not post too many clues in the blind itself, but she posts clues AROUND the blind. Meaning, around the time the blind is posted (either before or after she posts the blind) she’ll post about the subject of the blind in another post and include a subtle reference to the blind. That’s Lainey’s way.

      In this case, after she posted this particular blind, she posted about 2 women referencing babies. One was Sienna Miller who obviously doesn’t fit. The other was none other than Ms. Jolie. Here is the link where she comments on Angie’s emotional state and even writes “baby” in quotes: http://www.laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/22700/Angelina-Jolie-emotional-in-Sarajevo

      So for that reason alone, I think it’s Angie.

      Also Angie is OBSESSED with being viewed as desirable. That is her image. That has always been her image. Angie’s career is powered on sex. And “past the point of having kids” to me means that they had not planned for anymore kids (because Lainey’s pretty blunt and would have said “too old to have kids” if that was the case). Angie has SIX KIDS….maybe by now she is “past the point”.

      So, Angie FTW!

      • MrsGosling

        This is exactly what I thought too when I read “past the point”. It could have been worded differently if the woman in question was too old to biologically have children. To me it meant indifferent to getting pregnant again or content with the size of their family. With six kids already maybe they weren’t necessarily thinking of adding to their family intentionally!

      • Populista

        Also, Lainey “notted” Sienna, but did not “not” Angelina. Also, at the end of the Angelina post, Lainey said “Ain’t it shocking what love can do”, referring to Whitney Houston’s song “So Emotional”, and as we are finding, Whitney did not live a healthy lifestyle, similar to the person in the blind, Angelina.

      • Mermaid

        Absolutely. Seems to me Lainey meant that tongue-in-cheek as in “AS IF Angie was so moved by her standing ovation that she broke into tears” as well as what you said re the Whitney Houston reference.

        Also, the Brange are notoriously litigation happy so Lainey would include as little detail as possible in the blind itself and the fact that she hasn’t notted Angie yet is very telling. Let’s see if Lainey nots her in the future for this.

        In truth, this never has to be revealed if she ends the pregnancy – no one will ever know. But I hope she doesn’t end it (if this is her). It’s been shown that consuming alcohol at the time of conception is way more dangerous than consuming drugs (bizarre, huh?) and lots of women go on to have healthy babies regardless (of consuming alcohol and/or drugs at the time of conception). Nicole Richie was heavy into drugs around the time she got pregnant with her first and Harlow went on to be normal, right? (Hopefully, though who knows really?)

      • Populista

        Okay, Lainey just “notted” Angelina (2.21.12) in the intro.

      • KatarinaJ

        While I agree with how you reference past the point of having more meaning the sheer NUMBER of kids Angie and Brad have, does she fit for the ‘needing her man’s access’ part. Angie is by NO means less famous than Brad.

        And can Angie really be afraid of having a kid with any issue ‘attached to her’ forever? She has six kids. Her life IS her kids. She makes it this way, even with having outside help.

      • Mermaid

        Angie’s image & career entered the stratosphere the moment they became Brangelina. There is NO WAY she would have been this famous without Brad (and Jen neither). And now? Angie is 35. She’s in her decline as a sex-symbol and she knows it which is why she is embarking on the “directing/producing” thing with heavy “borrowing” of others’ material. Brad himself has stated that when he feels he is no longer attractive enough for lead actor roles, he will bow out gracefully and start “directing/producing” as well. Seems women have to unfortunately go that route before men in Hollywood (grrr, we need to change that).

        Also, Brad gives Angie respectability, i.e. access to the “minivan majority” (Lainey term) that Angie would NEVER have on her own. That’s what I took to mean “needing her man’s access” – Brad is a STAPLE with the minivan majority and always has been (as is George Clooney, to digress). Their whole pack (George, Brad, Matt Damon, Julia Roberts, etc) is. Angie’s not part of that pack without Brad. She never has been. She’s the bizarre knife-wielding chick that resonates with the teens to under 25 crowd which she has outgrown.

        Angie’s life IS her kids – that’s her IMAGE. I definitely think she adores her kids, but Angie is like a wild animal. She needs her freedom – at least now. And anyone who leads the kind of life Angie leads tends to heavily discount the future viz “oh maybe when I get old I’ll be lonely and need my kids”. Yeah, don’t think that’s ever been her personality. JMO though.

      • KatarinaJ

        I agree to disagree. while all this is true about brad lending legitimacy in some circles I don’t think wording it as needing his access fits. this sounds more like someone who can’t land certain roles or consideration w out him. don’t think this apples to the minivan fan base. fans aren’t access I don’t think.

      • Nosy51

        Fabulous post, Mermaid. Again, I agree with you and simply don’t have another thing to add.

      • Sunflower

        Brilliant Mermaid!

        So true – the Brangelina is much more than Brad + Angie. And Angie has more to lose from a split.

        I can see Angie, who has self-destructive tendencies like a typical addict, being careless about birth control & “accidentally” getting pregnant. I know – supposed to be the man’s reponsibility too but practically speaking it’s usually the woman who takes care of business.

      • luvprue1

        I think it fit too. Another gossip website said that Angie might be pregnant. I think it could be her. I can see her being worry about Brad leaving her, since he do not want anymore kids.

      • Tru Tru2

        Mermaid, you got this one babe–it fits totally!
        Angie is half of Brangelina..good points, ALL!

        to those that think its absurd that Ang is NOT doing drugs and she is just thin or she is just focused on all of her wordly deeds to heal the world. Brad uses more than just marijuana, please.

        I have a bridge for sale today, just 99.99

        Can you imagine the media blitz, if she and Brad were to seperate?? she’d have to go into hiding, with all of the embarrassing media stories, headlines and assumptions of who he will be with next and since we ALL know Ange is hard on herself–she’d need some serious medical attention.

    • Mermaid

      Oh and love the “Gone in 60 seconds” & “running out of time” sync.

    • lolocolo

      I’m not convinced… Lainey is always taking about how Brange have their “sh*t locked up tight”, etc. I don’t think she, nor anyone else for that matter, would have access to all this detail.

  • msp96302

    For some reason, I get a Christine Taylor/Ben Stiller vibe from this…..?

  • Aurora7247

    Paula Patton & Robin Thicke

  • pattycakes

    Does “past the point of another child” mean she’s older? My guess is Camila Alves, even though she’s only 30.

  • NJackson00

    I want to say camila alves and Matther but she is only 30 so she isn’t past the point of having kids

  • Letmeguess

    I don’t know! Jenny down the street? I got absolutely NO clues out of this blind.

  • SouthJerseyGirl

    First thought that came to mind was Reese Witherspoon.

  • SouthJerseyGirl

    Actually Reese Witherspoon doesn’t make sense after rereading the bottom of the paragraph. She doesn’t need his access at all. No clue who it is.

  • anglonoir

    Paula Patton and Robin Thicke

  • stratacat

    i have no idea. i’ve been trying to figure this one out since Lainey posted it but i can’t make the clues fit. the only hot mess that makes sense is paula patton.

  • starship

    Hey Ace, first timer, love your site! This has got to be Paula Patton, I saw on another blog that she is expecting.

  • tiggerlgh

    Maybe Jessica Biel and JT?

  • GoodGuessNYC

    Sienna Miller! First time poster, love your website Ace. <3

  • Herkeda

    Paula Patton and Robin Thicke? There are reports that she may be pregnant with her second child, they’ve been together since they were high school (although they married years later). Patton is making her own money now, but Thicke may still be earning more and comes from a celebrity family.

  • torontostaar

    Paula Patton and robin thicke! She’s rumored to be preggo for a second time, and both have apparently had casual drug use in the past. Robin more open about the drug use than her, but it think it’s them. at first I thougt Rebecca gayheart but she Just had her baby…either way it’s a sad sitch

  • thebohemianlife

    Rachel Zoe?? I hope not bc I really like her, but I did see a bit of a baby bump on her and those rumors have been swirling…

  • brunettegal804

    Salma Hayek??? Just a guess based on the statement that without his access it is a totally different life.

  • libragirlie

    I think it’s Paula Patton and Robin Thicke. My first post! I’ve been lurking here for a while! Love this site!

  • darkhare

    Sounds like a shallow, selfish couple. Not good news for the unborn baby.

    • raslebol

      i believe her new pregnancy is unexpected

    • LeahLynn28

      I agree they seem to be shallow and selfish,and the baby is the innocent one in this situation,didn’t ask to be made.But they are very irresponsible,if they had used a condom or a pill to avoid a pregnancy,she wouldn’t be paranoid now.They don’t have to punish the baby because of their irresponsibility.Sad.

  • xosilverecho

    If “the drugs have stopped completely”, why was Robin Thicke just busted for pot possession? I don’t think him and Paula fit…

  • LeahLynn28

    I am confused,so,i have no idea who she is…serious.Could be any celebrity couple.Most of them do/did drugs;most have at least one kid;and looks like she’s in her 40′s or more,or she wouldn’t be running out of time.And there doesn’t say if the couple is married or not.Without better clues,i can’t even guess who she may be.I need help,please…lol

  • Anaishilator

    I think all the guesses so far have been way wrong.

    The main clue seems to be that the woman in question thought she was past the point of being able to be pregnant again.

    Angelina, Paula Patton, Reece Witherspoon and Camila Alves are all definitely of child bearing age. Also Paula has announced her pregnancy so, that eliminates her.

    The second big clue is that the woman seems dependent on her man’s success and access. Obviously Angie is a huge star on her own. Nobody knows who Reece’s man even is, and Paula Patton and Robin Thicke are about even on the fame level.

    Hmmmm….Id guess Aaron Johnson and his gf who is waaaay older than him. But Ive never heard rumors of them being druggies, especially considering he lives with her and her children from her previous marriage. And she was alread a well established and famous artist in London long before they got together.

    The best guess seems Rebecca Gayheart and Eric Dane. Known druggies. Have kids already. Rebecca Gayheart hasnt worked in forever and is definitely dependent on his Grey’s Anatomy status.

    • LolaVee

      Thinking she was past the point of kids doesn’t necessarily mean pushing 50′s…. it may not be a reference to her age at all.

      Maybe she just figured she wouldn’t have more kids. Or maybe she tried for a couple years with no luck and then stopped trying.

    • Ihave4Boys

      I completely disagree with you on the age. She doesn’t have to bee too old to have more children. I am in my 30s, absolutely still physically capable of having more children, but feel I am “past the point of another child”. I have 4 boys, of which the youngest is 6 years old and I don’t plan to have any more.
      That being said if I found out I were pregnant I would be surprised as I feel I am past the point of having more.

      • lolocolo

        But you probably take precautions. The way Lainey juxtaposed “being past the point of another child” and “being surprised to say the least” made it seem like those two are linked. It sounds like she thought it wasn’t a possibility, thus being surprised to say the least. Whereas if you’re of childbearing age and get pregnant, sure you’re surprised, but not because you’re “past the point”…

  • Arcadia

    Paula Patton & Robin Thicke

  • Anaishilator

    Well dern…I see Rebecca just dropped a baby in December.

    Hmmm ok anyway the salient points are:

    1) woman probably in her early 40′s
    2) less famous than her partner or dependent on partner’s success for access to lifestyle.

    3) drug use by both parties.

    4) couple already has kids.

    I got nothing. My longshot is Melanie and Antonia

  • sophiedg

    It may be because the source of the blind (or I’m just over analyzing,) but could this item be about a British star? Could point to that based on how a couple words are spelled, like “agonising.”

  • PapillonLover

    1st choice BETTY WHITE ftw!
    2nd choice Julia Roberts
    3rd choice Catherine Zeta Jones

  • KissMyGrits

    Am I the only one who feels most of these guess are all too young? Woman in their 30′s are not “past the point of another child”, even women in their 40′s are more than capable of conceiving with no troubles. I’m guessing this is someone pushing closer to their 50′s.

    That being said, I have no guess….

    • brunettegal804

      I agree. I guessed Salma Hayek because she is in her mid-40′s. I definitely think this person is at least in her 40′s and possibly early 50′s.

    • Ihave4Boys

      I am in my 30s yet I am past the point of another child. While I am physically capable of another child, I have 4 boys and don’t plan for anymore, Hence I am past the point…

  • cocochanel

    I was thinking Denise Richards and Richie Sambora but they split in January

  • Very Unseemly

    Catherine Zeta Jones.

    • dallasJAC

      This is my initial guess, as well. She fits all the clues. I recently read speculation that she was pregnant.
      What sealed it for me is CZJ is from UK (Wales) and the blind says “Prioritises” instead of the American version “prioritizes”. In the UK, the “S” is often used in place of our American “Z”.

      • msp96302

        except is says they were BOTH using….I highly doubt that with Douglas having cancer that he is using much of anything. Or hoping he wouldn’t be.

        This sounds awful but……if Whitney Houston were still with us – I would say this is her and Ray J.

      • wykkyd

        Well, what if during this time he was “using” prescribed meds to help manage his illness, while she joined in perhaps abusing some of his pain medication.

      • pinkmouse

        The blind is by Lainey, who is Canadian. That’s why she uses the “s” instead of the American “z”. I don’t think that’s a clue.

  • somethingoriginal

    If it were Angelina do you think there’d be mention of the suspicions that her twins have a touch of down’s syndrome? Is that still assumed?

    • the great chrysanthemum

      There is no such thing as ‘a touch of down’s syndrome’ you either have it or you don’t. The twins just have a slightly odd look , as did their sister and mother when she was very young, they’ll grow out of it, being mouth breathers doesn’t help.

  • brunettegal804

    What about Meg Ryan and John Cougar Mellancamp? Meg probably has some money but she isn’t acting much anymore so funds aren’t what they used to be.

    • Galpal38

      Huh? You must be joking. Meg Ryan still has like soooo much more money than Mellencamp. Probably somwhere around 60-100 mill $. So I’d say this guess is wrong. Besides, she and Mellencamp aren’t drug users and she still has a relatively young child (7 yrs old).

  • ppppp

    kyra sedgewick/kevin bacon??

  • Californialove

    How about Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas??

  • combatbaby

    I don’t know why but I can’t shake the feeling it’s Will and Jada. Especially with her weird Valentine song dedication thing.

    • luvprue1

      Will and Jada are not together anymore,and reportedly are no longer living in the same house, so I doubt it’s them. The blind said she afraid he will leave her….Will already left her, so it’s not them.

  • combatbaby

    I don’t know why but I can’t shake the feeling it’s Will and Jada. Especially with her weird Valentine song dedication thing.

  • terry123

    Just had a crazy thought – saw the clue “paranoid” and Ozzy’s wife Sharon came to mind…

  • jillsey

    David and Victoria Beckham came to my mind for some reason.

  • brunettegal804

    Victoria is still in her 30′s and with her fashion line she has plenty of money.

  • knowitall

    I think its Faith Hill and Tim McGraw based on a recent blind about a celebrity, couple that used coke to stay thin. She looked emaciated at CMAs.

  • louwho

    First time poster, LOVE the site! Just want to say I feel that “past the point of another child” could be simply referring to the decline in fertility past age 35 when your odds of getting pregnant start to go down dramatically. This could totally be the Jolie, except I’m sad to say I can’t see her stopping the drugs completely. I will also add that Brad absolutely ups her access and I doubt she would be able to afford the lifestyle the currently lead without him – constant travel by private plane ( which screams ‘need to get my drugs through security’ to me),4827 nannies and chateaus for days. Brangelina is definitely greater than the sum of its parts, especially HER part. Her actIng sucks and she really can’t count on that to pay her bills forever.

  • MuffinCop

    It’s Jolie. The picture references her Hello spread:

    http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/bradangiebabies.jpg

    Vivienne has something – not obvious in photos or video – but whatever it is, Angelina is lucky it wasn’t more serious given her drug use. That’s why she knows she’s tempting fate again because the chances of ending up with a severely disabled child are quite high.

  • MacMumma

    Charlie Sheen & Brooke Mueller

  • ddmsdelta

    Going out on a limb here….Helena Bonham Carter & Tim Burton

  • dorothy

    I like the Brooke Mueller guess. Perhaps the ‘past the point of another child’ line doesnt have to do with her age but refers to her not needing to have more because she’s already set financially for the next 16 years from the first two.

  • PinkyDinky

    Denise Richards and Richie Sambora???

  • ppppp

    kyra sedgewick and kevin bacon??

  • nickygil

    I say Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas,

    Over 50 (could still get pregnant if she takes hormones)

    Her career does not mean much anymore, she has exposure because of his career.

    Always has been insecure and jealous around him…

    Did not post in years, had to open a new profil :)

  • KatarinaJ

    take back Angie being past the point as in having so many kids already. if u use and aren’t using birth control u just don’t think u can get pregnant period,as in how it is worded, not a social implication of past the pont being mentally past expanding your family any further, dont u thin? also do any of us think them using together doesn’t quite fit brad and Angie either….he talks about frequent pot use but she was a heroin addict right? totally different drugs. this blind sounds like two addicts who indulge the same vice.

    • KatarinaJ

      I just thought of something tho….maybe angie had trouble getting Oregon after Shiloh. twins smack of n Vito and multiple implanantions. much greater chance of multiple births in many embryo implantation. their twins are fraternal not identical which also speaks to this. in which case maybe Angies drug use or weight issues affected her fertility and so now she just figurednshencouldnt get pregnant again. that would counter one of my own arguments against it being her.

  • Dana5570

    Catherine Zeta-Jones? I just saw a pic of her with what looked like a baby bump. I can’t imagine Michael Douglas using though. She’s had all that trouble with being bipolar too.

  • NutsnFruits

    Both Brooke (her first birth) and Angelina (her last) had twins, which as KatrinaJ suggests above, does raise the possibility of IVF for either/both of them. As far as I know, people use IVF when they are having challenges getting pregnant, which covers the whole “thought she was past the point” thing. That said, with Brooke in rehab the last couple of months, I’ma go with Angelina.

    p.s. I am a long time lurker posting for the very first time!

  • xoxogg

    I’m gonna go with Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis

  • lcl222

    I’m sooo sick of the guess Angelina for everything camp. Before you guess Angelina you should be required to read the blind 7 times :)

  • princesslisa

    I also think it’s Brad and Angie. First of all, everyone says Brad only smoked pot, but there was a blind *supposedly* about how he and Julliette Lewis used to do heroin together. Which just so happens to be- ding ding ding!- Angie’s *alleged* drug of choice. Angie has said she doesn’t like pot (actually that it’s the only drug she doesn’t like.) And, honestly, to be worried about your child having severe problems- especially around conception- it would have to be a hard drug. Weed or alcohol in early stages could have some effect, but if you quit upon finding out you were pregnant, it wouldn’t be devastating.

    Also, I think the twins have some problems due to her drug use while pregnant, and she may have had a scare when she was PG and thought it could be much worse at some point. Most addicts aren’t aware of their actions affecting others (because being an addict is selfish- truthfully.) My guess is this is someone who had a close call before and would realize it could have serious consequences.

    Plus, everyone wants to say AJ is ‘A list’ before Brad b/c of her dumb Oscar, but everyone thought she was a FREAK! She made out with her brother, stole Billy Bob from his fiance, wore his blood around her neck, was openly a drug addict who was openly bisexual with a fetish for knives and self mutilation.

    She was not nearly as important or relevant before Brad, and if he didn’t leave Jen for her, she would be a has-been. There’s some sort of mysterious draw to Brad’s relationships. And, if he left her, everyone would focus on Brad’s new love or whatever- not necessarily AJ or the kids.

  • drongoski

    Denise Richardson

  • kaygan

    Catherine Zeta Zones or Jada Pinkett Smith

  • liteNOTSObrite

    Does this have to be actors? Or just celebrities period? I’m going with Faith Hill and Tim Mcgraw. She has been a stay at home for quite some time and he has maintained working in the studio. So the access to contacts and record execs/labels would come from him.

  • lala2300

    Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas

  • cposter123

    Lainey says not Angie.

    I’m wondering if it could be Gwyneth Paltrow? They already have two kids?

  • criacuervos

    from lainey’s livechat today

    —-
    Comment From Charlotte
    Can you give a hint about When She Conceived? Is she a TV or a movie person?
    Lainey: Charlotte – movie. mostly. but… maybe not always and lately.

  • lcl222

    Just want to say that Lainey notted Angelina in her column today
    http://laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/22736/Intro-for-February-21–2012

    I’d say most of the guesses were way to young it has to be someone in her 40′s at least.
    My crazy guess Melanie Griffith.

  • idotherobot

    Drew Barrymore.

  • Missy1982

    Drew Barrymore. TMZ just posted a picture of her walking out of a doc’s office with a sonogram.

  • BackinStOlaf

    I like the DB answer.

  • lasvegasnative

    Guessing Drew Barrymore…but the more I read on this thread, the weaker my guess feels…

  • Shouldbeworking

    A good bit of this does fit Melanie Griffith, but Antonio Banderas talked about the intensive rehab she did in 2010, saying, “The whole family took part, Stella included. I was there three times a week at a stretch, and we participated in group therapy with our daughter. It strengthened our relationship in many ways. We participated very directly, all of us.” Griffith’s son Alexander and daughter Dakota were there, as was her former stepson, Jesse Johnson, and Griffith’s mother, Tippi Hedren, according to Wikipedia.

    Lainey added that this is a “mostly” movie actress. That does fit Melanie, who did movies mostly but has lately done some television. But that quote really doesn’t sound like someone who would be using with her after all that struggle, or providing access.

    Other older movie (which lets out some guesses) actresses who prioritize being desired and who have been linked to drug use/users:

    Nicole Kidman

    Demi Moore [the boat has sailed on *ton leaving, but it was only three months ago that they split...exactly enough time to be pregnant but not showing--and I wouldn't describe her as "happy"]

    In neither case, though, does it make sense to say that their lives would be totally different without the man involved. Also, I think these guesses are too high up on that darned “list.” I think it’s someone lower.

    To make a short story long, I’m stumped.

  • jane

    Eva Mendes? She’s had a miscarriage from cocaine in the past, and is in her late 30′s. Her boyfriend Ryan Gosling is more famous than she is. And she prides herself on being desirable and sexy.

  • thebohemianlife

    changing my guess- drew barrymore and will kopelman (sp?) since she was seen holding sonogram photos and we KNOW she’s not as sober as she acts….

  • willow1221

    Uma Thurman- just announced she’s pregnant and will be on Smash.

  • Freggelkop

    Turns out Uma Thurman is pregnant, maybe her.

  • Warholette

    Uma thurman just announced she is pregnant with baby nr. Three.

  • Shouldbeworking

    I think this one just got solved. It’s Uma Thurman! It was just announced that she is expecting. I never saw Uma as a drug user, but absolutely every clue fits: she’s 41, has two kids now over ten, is mostly a movie actress (as Lainey clarified), and her boyfriend is a financier worth over half a billion dollars. And although she has her own money, without access like that, it is a different life indeed.

  • brunettegal804

    Definitely seems like this blind is about Uma Thurman. I just hope the baby is okay.

  • dlm2929

    Has this been solved. Uma Thurman just came out today to say she is pregnant

  • amelia

    Wow, I did not think of Uma as a drug user, but, what do I know about what do I know about what goes on in Hollywood.

  • lolocolo

    Ooh yup I say it’s Uma. Lainey said today in her column intro “You’ve figured out who it is, right” – seems to imply that it should suddenly be obvious. I think about 99% of Hollywood does coke or worse, so it’s no surprise….

  • devoncarruthers

    Lainey basically said it was solved so I think this can be tagged as solved. Uma Thurman. If you didn’t think that Uma & Arki (along with most others in that lifestyle) haven’t dabbled in coke use, you’ve got to have your head in the sand.

  • 15milliondollarbunny

    It has to be Uma.

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