The Venice Beach Vegan

SOLVED!

[National Enquirer] This film star has publicly battled depr*ssion and dr*gs, but he still shuffles into his favorite Venice Beach, Calif., eatery st*ned out of his mind. The actor – he’s currently in an Oscar-nominated film – repeat­edly slurs “I’m a vegan” during his smashed lunchtime outings! Who is he?

SOLVED!

It’s Owen Wilson! Source: BlindGossip.com

Owen was in Woody Allen’s Midnight in Paris, which was nominated for several Oscars.

The restaurant is Gjelina, a vegan place in Venice Beach that he frequents. He would often show by himself and just sit around getting drunk. He was also seen drinking at The Otheroom.

We suppose that Wilson justified his alcohol consumption with the argument that alcohol is derived from plants. What a mess. The only way he could be in worse shape is if he got back together with Kate Hudson.

Everybody got this right. NiceVixen was first!

For a bit of levity, check out the Owen Wilson impression this actor does in a Funny or Die spoof of Woody Allen Europe films. We just like the way he says “Wow.”

 


 

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