[NationalEnquirer] Which squeaky-clean pop star is desperately trying to keep his p*t-smoking habit and hookups with a Las Vegas ho*ker under wraps? The young crooner’s famous girlfriend wouldn’t care so much about his wacky weed habit, but she probably wouldn’t appreciate the cheating!
It’s Justin Bieber! Source: BlindGossip.com
Yes, you can now add ho*kers to the list of Justin’s vices!
Contrary to some reports, Justin Bieber is not a lesbian. And he’s definitely not squeaky clean anymore. He is actually just a typically horny teenage boy.
And when you give a horny teenage boy lots of money, you shouldn’t be surprised when he spends it on alcohol, dru*gs, gold chains, tattoos, cars… and girls.
So, when Justin was in Vegas about a year ago, he figured that Nevada would be the perfect place to hire a pro (prostitution is legal and regulated in Nevada). You might be wondering: Why would a young pop star hire an escort instead of just taking one of the millions of screaming fans/actresses/models/singers who would kill/die/cut themselves to spend five minutes with him?
Esc*rts don’t squeal. They are professionals. You don’t have to worry about them running to the National Enquirer, or filing paternity suits, or posting their fanfic-come-to-life stories on Tumblr. We don’t know if the esc*rt thing happened more than once, but given his love for Las Vegas, you never know! Hey, Biebs, there’s still a day left until the end of the 2013 Consumer Electronics Show!
BTW, the pot thing made Selena Gomez mad, but the h*oker thing made her furious. Hope you wrapped it up, Justin!
Lots of you got this right. Congrats to Sweet Toulouse for being first!