• leshabe says

      AV Club has a recent article about Dane Cook having an awful set (well, worse than usual…) over the weekend and the picture makes me think of him. I’m going with Dane, too!

    • ShennanigansOHoolihan says

      I concur. Allegedly, his recent behavior has been horrific. I still like to think of Jim Carrey as A-list.

    • La Llorona says

      Yup, soon as I read this, he sprang to mind. Lots of websites are reporting that he cut into Bobby Lee’s stand up and went on a misogynistic rant. He basically responded by spewing some self righteous crap about how he’s rich.

      I wonder when this spiral is going to go public. Has the video of this incident leaked yet?

      • La Llorona says

        Okay, so, thought I’d throw in a TRIGGER WARNING because this is about sexual assault.

        Since the blind mentioned assault but wasn’t specific, Dane performed in his stand up that he had assaulted a girl. This was another eyewitness account, taken from ONTD:

        My friend was actually booked for this gig too! But he was bumped by Dane Cook. This is a text that he sent me:

        “It was the worst. He started crying just slightly at one point, and wanted to feel bad, but then you remembered he was talking about he basically raped a girl earlier that day.”

        and then: “Well, I mean, he didn’t basically rape her. He raped her. But his therapist said he needs to embrace and own the power of fame, so it’s okay.”


      • NJDevilGirl14 says

        Wow! I just read the article. Damn, I knew I couldn’t stand him for a reason and now I know why.
        Dude should be in jail, if he did in fact assault someone.

    • saucykitty says

      Because he’s actually a really nice, shy, down-to-earth guy? I’ve met him a few times; this is definitely not him.

  1. SayItAintSo says

    Jim Carey, He was in mask which was green and if I am not colorblind, this looks a bit green to me. lol

    • FamousPeopleDoStupidThings says

      Jim Carey is known to manipulate his face in all sorts of odd ways and the guy in the above pic is at an angle to emphasize his nostrils -which seem photoshopped to look even larger. So maybe it is him. And I think there’s a blind or two about a comic/actor that’s not doing well these days and Carey was one of the popular guesses? Not positive.

      Then there’s Will Ferrell who was known to strip off his clothes for more than one of his SNL skits and behind the scenes, would do so just for fun. I could see him getting drugged up and before he knew what hit him, becoming brash and naked. He’s been in plenty of movies and is a truly funny man but then has been on television a lot as well…so, um..

      Dane Cook impresses me as being on the C- list but that’s my subjective impression. I heard a radio interview of him a couple/few years ago and it sounded as if he was ready for a big come back. Maybe it didn’t go so well and he went off the deep end, ending up as the sad answer to this blind.

    • Singapore Slang says

      If this were Andy Dick, it would have been in the papers already. I feel like I read something salacious about that guy all the time.

  2. Confusus says

    I can’t think of a single comedian who is actually a bitter, unstable person, possibly with substance abuse issues.

  3. tawse57 says

    It sounds the sort of thing Roger from American Dad would do.

    I think it would kill him to be thought of as a B lister though.

    • Deeva E says

      Tawes57, you just made me laugh outloud visualizing an alien in a wig going crazy in a club.

  4. Incuriosity says

    Jim Carrey. The picture reminds me of some of his antics in “The Mask” and the “Ace Ventura” films.

    • ILoveGlitter says

      Agreed on the DC comment. In my mind he’s negative Z list. Can’t stand him and his ridiculous “comedy.”

      • saucykitty says

        ^Agreed, totally.

        I found his bit about the girl trying to open the car door after a BJ to be amusing, but other than that, I can’t find anything funny in his fratboy spewing. Also, he’s stolen jokes from Dmitri Martin and other comedians – just do a search on YouTube.

  5. Deeva E says

    I don’t really know who Dane Cook is so I’ll go with Jim Carey or Jack Black. On the other hand, this screams Andy Dick behavior but he is far from B list.

  6. shannonhumphreys says

    It depresses me that Dane Cook is even B list, but this has GOT to be him. He’s the worst.