She was the chick who couldn’t quite keep her hands to herself despite the fact that she has an oh-so-loving (and pretty damn hunky) guy at home.
Well, Car has had a change of heart. And it all has to do with her best gal-pal, Carmelita Salami-Climber.
Let’s back up a bit: Remember how Carm’s close friends were worried that her dude wasn’t up to snuff?
Well they were right and he hit the road, leaving Carmelita to nurse her broken heart (trust us, that split is so not worth a Vice in itself).
Here’s the thing: While Carol Anne lets her bestie cry on her shoulder, she’s secretly scheming how to keep her own relationship together…ya know, so she doesn’t end up like her forever alone amigo.
That’s right: Carol Anne is getting her s–t together!
And the first plan of action? Get herself knocked up pronto.
Carol Anne has convinced herself that if she can get her man to get her preggo, everything will shape up in their sometimes rocky relaysh. As in, she’ll stop parting [sic] and then they’ll stop fighting.
How terribly old fashioned of her, no?!
And It Ain’t: Naya Rivera, Jennifer Aniston, Blake Lively