[CDAN] This B- list television actress has been in this space before for some not so model behavior. She is on a hit show for this almost network and wants everyone in the world to think she is the perfect mom and girlfriend to her B list actor boyfriend who is also on a hit television show. Our actress has gone through a series of relationships with men and at the end she always makes it seem like the boyfriends were the awful ones and she was perfect. The realities? She sets aside time for sex with her boyfriends. They get three times a week but she only schedules it for 30 minutes. If you are late then that is your fault. When 30 minutes is up, she is up too. She considers it a necessity rather than fun. Oh, and don’t forget that pre and post sex shower. Food? She only eats four things. Seriously. Just four. Chicken, rice, Total and apples. Nothing else. No seasonings or spices. If you are with her when you eat, then she insists you eat the same thing too. One of the actresses on her show who is getting to be almost A list said that if given the opportunity she would slip a chocolate bar or pot into the homemaker’s food just so she could actually live a life for two minutes. Red carpet events? She tells her dates what to wear. Why do guys put up with it? Because she latches on to them and does not let go. They don’t have a choice. If you ask her out and she says yes, she will be texting and calling and doing drop ins before you can say boo. She does not let go and it is very tough to get her out of your life.
#1 – Actress
#2 – Her boyfriend
#3 – Co-star who talks smack
#4 – Television show
It seems to me like a someone from Desperate Housewives when I saw these apples.
Except that Desperate Housewives is on ABC, definitely not an “almost network.” I can’t think of a better guess though, and could totally see any one of those DH actresses acting crazy like this. But I don’t think that’s it.
First post here, have been reading this site for a while now but very bad at guessing. But I had to register an account just to post this
.Whilst I don’t think it’s Desperate Housewives (not an almost network, I still think it’s a additional clue to the Kelly Rutherford guess as she is and Marcia Cross are supposedly close friends.
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Oh…my…this is terrible. What a life to live. I feel really bad for her.
Co-sign. I can’t imagine a life without chocolate or fun stuff. Why even bother?
annalynne mccord
jk completely take that back. she doesnt have a kid or anything of the sort. i just guessed annalynne based off the diet and clingy girlfriend act hahah. i have no clue who it is
But AnnaLynne McCord’s boyfriend does have a kid. It could very well be her.
Her show must be on the CW, the “almost network.” I’d guess “Gossip Girl” for the show because Blake Lively is (sadly) getting to be an almost A-list actress these days. Through deduction, I’d say that the B- list star is Kelly Rutherford (she has a couple kids and there was a big bust-up regarding her most recent marriage). As for the boyfriend, I have no idea…
My guesses are:
#1 – Actress: Kelly Rutherford
#2 – Her boyfriend: Co-star Matthew Settle
#3 – Co-star who talks smack: Blake Lively
#4 – Television show: Gossip Girl
Although, I don’t really think Matthew Settle is B list
But who knows.
The problem with this guess is that they’ve never admitted to dating, and the blind says that she “wants the world to think” she’s the perfect girlfriend to him.
Google says Kelly’s boyfriend is a lawyer named Marcus Ernst ?
Only in hollywood where skin and bones are considered sexy.smh
I thought “almost network” always referred to the CW, but I’m pretty sure that there are no actresses on CW shows that fit this description. Stumped!
#1 – Actress: Josie Bissett (Didn’t she used to be a model? And she’s written parenting books.)
#2 – Her boyfriend: John Schneider (maybe?)
#3 – Co-Star: Shailene Woodley
#4 – Television show: Secret Life of the American Teenager
This sounds v plausible…..
Melinda Clarke from Nikita, and previously The OC, perhaps? Is she dating any B-listers? Tate Donovan?
Melinda is married though.
Apparently she’s separated from her husband, so I assume that doesn’t preclude her from taking a boyfriend?
wait, three times a week? my husband would give his left nut for that.
i think i’ve said too much.
Snug, that’s great! You made me laugh out loud. And ditto about the husband thing
that’s funny, snug~
Very funny, Snug. I choked on my Red Bull when I read that.
(And many thanks to the makers of Red Bull for making that phrase read like I bl@# animals.)
Ahhhaa!
I think “the realities” and “before you can say boo” are supposed to be hints..i was thinking maybe someone from a reality show or a horror-type show. couldn’t think of anyone though. the only possibility I could think of is cobie smothers and taran killan, but it does not fit the description
good point~
American Horror Story is on FX, which may be considered an “almost” network? Not sure if anyone from that show fits either the description of crazy, clingy girlfriend or almost-A costar though…But just IMDBed Connie Britton and she has a movie currently filming called The To Do List…sex 3x a week as a necessity might be like having it on your To Do List…
And I know this is beyond even a SUPER reach for a clue, but FX is channel 30 in my area…30 minutes of sex was mentioned a couple times…
Eww! Just eww!
I’m sure i’m wrong but for something different: Anne Heche? Is James Tupper B-list? I doubt it.
I want to say Jennifer Love Hewitt, but I don’t think she’s a mom.
I would totally agree with JLH if it weren’t for that very thing. But maybe it’s supposed to mean being a (step)-mom to the child of her boyfriend? I have no idea if or who she is dating atm but it’s a thought.
JLH definitely has the clingy role down to a tee but she seems too dizzingly desperate to know how to go about controlling a man.
She also seems like too much of a people pleaser to insist others they eat what she eats when in her presence. And let’s not forget- JLH does NOT look as if she eats just four foods.
And is she currently on a hit show? I looked it up and though she was in a Hallmark movie this year, she didn’t star or support in a series in 2011.
She was dumped via text msg by the last person she was seeing a few weeks back & is papped too often at the ice cream parlour to only eat the above 4 foods. Not a mom but I think she might make a good one. I really like her & hope she finds someone.
Is Alyssa Milano in any “almost network” show now?
Very interesting BI. I regret to say, however, with the exception of maybe two names, I never heard of any of these people!
January Jones?
Hmm, January Jones seems really strange to me so I can see that. She is also a new mom and her show isn’t on one of the big networks. Honestly though I don’t know much of anything about her other than that.
Except JJ is a slut who’s done half of H’wd and hasn’t had a “boyfriend” unless it was someone else’s. Ha!