He Is A Spunky Donor

[BuzzFoto] Which award-winning, aging actor/director has been donating his sperm to his lesbian friends for years so that they could have their dreams of motherhood fulfilled? 659

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51 comments to He Is A Spunky Donor

  • hazel

    Clint Eastwood.

  • Mermaid

    Don’t know who this is and it’s a sweet gesture, but I sure wouldn’t want aging sperm if I could help it. Increases risk of autism, schizophrenia & lowers IQ.

  • up2trouble

    Does Jack Nicholson direct?

  • stolidog

    So, Clint Eastwood is the father of Jody Foster’s kids?

    • kikipedia

      OR … this could explain her weird allegiance to mel gibson.

      • amagod121

        Oh MAN! What a revolting thought! I’m sorry, I’m sure Mel’s kids are all kinds of wonderful but the thought of HIM as a sperm donor…gag!

      • amagod121

        But, to get back on topic, yes, it certainly could explain her intense alliegence to him, even with the sock puppet movie. Good point there.

      • ToadKisser

        The sock puppet movie was actually good! But yeah I’d be pretty concerned about his rumored bipolar diagnosis.

      • Up the Coast

        That would explain alot!

      • dee123

        Yep. His looks, her intelligence. People could do much worse.

      • Okayeah

        Like her looks and his intelligence? Ya can’t direct genes!

      • La Llorona

        Ohhh-kkaaay? What’s wrong with how Jodie Foster looks? She’s beautiful.

      • monlynn

        What’s wrong with his intelligence and her looks? Gibson is a really good director and basically made his own career happen using a surfing movie as a springboard. I wouldn’t call him stupid so much as volatile and prone to substance abuse. So, the looks and smarts sort themselves out either way. Better to hope for her temperament and his business acumen! :)

      • GingerNaps

        Agreed: I think Jodi Foster is beautiful (I once bumped into her, literally, in a [straight] bar ~she’s teeny-tiny!). And although I think Gibson is a hateful a**, he certainly seems very bright.

      • uberkaten

        OMG, I may be sick. This one makes way too much sense. Mel seems to have some sort of complex that can make certain men want to breed and breed as many children as possible.
        Sounds like Mel to me.

  • ImThinking

    Mel Gibson.

  • insider1970

    Yes, I agree, it’s Mel Gibson. Good point about Jodie Foster..

    Clint Eastwood is not “aging”, is “too old”!

  • mrkitty

    Def Mel – it says spunky and Mel was when he was younger

    • amagod121

      Sure is in terms of how many kids he’s made. Maybe he IS a good sperm source, considering how fertile he is.

  • Syd Wishes

    Let’s see: Clint is tall, handsome, intelligent, talented. In fact, very, very tall when he stands on his wallet or achievements.

    Nice gametes.

  • malkatz

    Do we really believe Mel Gibson has lesbian friends?

  • Ralphie

    Spunky has got to be a clue here…The only connection I can make is Gary Oldman, who was in Sid and Nancy (punk rock/spunk?)…he’s won awards but not Oscar, and he mostly acts not directs. He’s produced and directed a bit.

    • Who me

      If “spunky” is a clue, then how about Ed Asner….'”You’ve got spunk, kid. I hate spunk.'”–his famous line from the Mary Tyker Moore Show.

  • Camembert

    Warren Beatty is a contender for this one too.

  • Camembert

    Hey everybody: for those thinking “spunky” is a clue, it’s not: much like the pictures added, the titles of many of these items from other sources are created by BG him/herself. I just looked at Buzzfoto and they do not title any of their items.

    Just don’t want anyone expending extra time obsessing over a non-clue.

  • katycat

    “Well do you, punk?”
    Clint Eastwood.

  • Furfle

    How many has he impregnated? Sounds more like he wants to plant his own seed everywhere. Ugh

  • deetut

    I read that David Crosby of Crosby, Still and Nash has done it several times.

  • momof3

    I think Jodie Foster’s sons were fathered by her good friend Randy Stone.

    • Nancy Droo

      That was the buzz when they were born. But the Gibson guess makes a lot of sense when you consider her loyalty to him. Also, Mel’s a religious fanatic, and they feel a duty to “go forth and multiply.”

  • GingerNaps

    I’m not meaning to be a grinch (it IS almost December…) but I think the ‘spunky’ in this case might be used as the slang term for semen. That said, this is a frustrating blind because of the lack of clues!!

  • GingerNaps

    What about Rob Reiner? It feels like it would need to be a hippie-ish type guy who has more than a token lesbian friend or two, and who doesn’t have to be in control of the kid (ie a David Crosby type). I think Eastwood, Gibson, and Beatty each seem like too much of a control freak to do this.

    • dorothy

      Totally agree. His ex, Penny Marshall, is a lesbian. Perhaps he’s donating to her/their friends.

      • Outlineboy

        Never heard that before. Where did you hear that?

      • Katmandu

        Rob Reiner has suffered from depression for years and years, I can’t see him agreeing to pass on his depressive genes. I never heard Penny Marshall being gay, she is old and sick right now – but not gay.

  • CheshireKitty

    I’m going with George Clooney: actor/director, Oscar winner, age 50. Pretty genes by most people’s standards (I’ve never understood the appeal myself). Has never settled down, likely never will. Seems like the type. He’s generous with money; why not spunk?

    • bugaboo22

      George comes across as a) too self-centered and b) too into his guy friends (does he have any female friends other than Julia Roberts?) to help out any “lesbian friends”. Gorgeous and a waste to not reproduce, but I don’t think it’s him.

  • YoYoMama

    Jodie Foster’s kids have Russell Crowe DNA. Mel Gibson was a conservative Catholic at the time the Foster kids were conceived. He might have gay friends but he probably wouldn’t donate gametes back then.

    I say it’s Russell Crowe. Dude is getting old and fat.

    /would still hit that hard