[EOnline] Charlotte “Chuck” Finger-Dingle is young, über-gorge and has H’wood by the family jewels (metaphorically speakin’, at least).
See, Chuck is still relatively fresh to the scene but she’s managed to nab some of the splashiest flicks served up by the biggest studios and has certainly caught the eye of Tinseltown—and all the eligible bachelors in it too.
But all that steamy hetero chemistry Chuck has onscreen stay strictly in celluloid, ‘cause Chuck has a taste for…
The ladies, of course.
Chuck has sparked her fair share of rumored romances with T-town’s hottest fellas (more than a fair share of which are also members of the Blind Vice Hall of Fame), but when it comes down to whose bed she’s hopping in and out of, Charlotte prefers her lovers strictly chick.
Which isn’t to say Chuck gets lonely during those long months on location.
Oh no, Chuck—with her fashionista figure and cheekbones to kill for—has plenty of ladies lustin’ after her as well and makes sure to pluck only the hottest babe from the crowd to keep her, well, “entertained.”
So while the tabloids plaster their covers with snapshots of Chuck and her ab-tastic male costars, the real juicy scandal is going on behind the scene where CF-D is getting hot and heavy with one lucky gal or another.
And her usual same-sex selection? Women with power—ya know, like directors or producers or any broad who’s calling the shots.
How friggin’ hot is that? Keep it up, Chuck, ‘cause even if you don’t win an Oscar, you’re certainly one of our new fave Vicers.
AND IT AIN’T: Ashley Greene, Lily Collins, Lea Michele
For some reason want to guess Emma Stone.
I think the reference to “family jewels” comes from the movie superbad where her character’s name was Jules…i remember she and jonah hills character making a joke about “family jules” in the film
I would LOVE IT if it was her <3
Emma Stone is my guess too but only because she makes my gaydar go off.
Emma Roberts?
Blake Lively…”chuck” as a guy’s name being a clue?
CF-D=Cameron Freaking Diaz. High cheek bones, check. Linked to hot guys, check. I don’t think she is “relatively fresh to the scene” though.
Blake Lively?
First time poster – Kristin Stewart, Ashely Greene is from Twilight, Lily Collins dated Taylor Lautner from Twilight and is in a Snow White movie, like Kristin, and Lea Michelle was once interviews saying Kristin was hot…. phew!
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I like your guess! I hadn’t a clue when I first read this blind, but I kept thinking the pic reminded me of a princess character. I like your links with the “and it’s not’s” too.
I really wouldn’t describe her as having a “fashionista figure and cheekbones to kill for”, though.
Definitely does not have a fashionista figure. Kristen is supposedly Terry Tush Trade.
Can’t be Kristin Stewart – she is already one of Ted’s blinds!
Blake Lively – star of Green Lantern with Ryan Reynolds and formerly a beard for Leo DiCaprio
I like the idea of Blake. She’s been on Gossip Girl for a while but is recently getting into movies and is always linked to some actor in Hollywood!
Kristen–Rob Pattison’s beard..
even though she is not gorgeous to me
I guessed Kristen too, and I think the “gorgeous” could be a nod to her most famous character Bella (beautiful).
wouldn’t it be something, if this were Blake, LOL
nothing surprises me anymore.
Emma Roberts – Family Jewels (dad and aunt), Aquamarine (Splashiest)
leighton meester?
Oh yeah, Kristin Stewart!
Emma Stone?
Kristen Stewart?
I’ll start: Kristen Stewart?
Kristen Stewart.
Ab-tastic male costars — Pattinson/Lutz/Lautner.
Ashley Greene is in the Twilight movies with her.
Lily Collins is also in an upcoming Snow White movie.
Not sure if the Lea Michele AIA is a clue.
Hooking up with female directors and producers explains how someone with less acting ability than Channing Tatum has become so famous.
hmmm…methinks Kristen Stewart? ‘ab-tastic’ seems to mean the twilight cast, and ‘Chuck’ may be a tip since she’s always wearing chucks. also ‘family jewels’…she just had the vampire baby…but it’s tricky since she’s only ever rumoured to be with r-patz, so who knows…but kstew’s my guess.
And those long months on location in the wilds of the great northwest. Like it.
Kristen Stewart
Sounds like Olivia Wilde to me….
That’s exactly who I thought of. The high cheekbones, being linked to a ton of hot guys and she is relatively new to Hollywood.
Kristen Stewart is already the popular guess for Twyla Babe Sucker (I think I might’ve remembered that wrong but oh well) but I could also see it being JLaw.
Guess #1 – Olivia Wilde
Guess #2 – Jennifer Lawrence
Jennifer Lawrence sounds good to me. Amber Heard fits a lot of those clues, at least to me. But she is openly gay.
My first thought!
Blake Lively. She has a male name like “Chuck”, she’s certainly a fashionista with good cheekbones, and she’s been linked with all kinds of leading men who I suspect are gay anyway, so it’s a double beard situation, a win-win, if you will.
Just to hedge my bets, my second guess is Emma Stone, because she’s gotten better film roles than Lively, although I don’t personally find her uber-gorgeous (face or figure). Regardless of who “Chuck” is, I’d lay money that both Stone & Lively are lesbian.
Ashley Greene, Lily Collins, and Lea Michele are all vegetarian or vegan. Olivia Wilde is as well AND is slated to have 8 movies coming out within the next 2 years so far…
Wow… This has me getting on board
Hmmmm. Emma Watson???
Paging Kristen Stewart.
Longtime lurker, first time poster! I’m going to guess Emma Stone for this one.
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I can’t stop thinking of Blake Lively, but can’t put my finger on exactly why.
oliva wilde?
Olivia Wilde? I know she’s not New to the acting scene but she wasn’t really that known until this past year…
I want to say Blake Lively, but I’m not sure.
Kristen Stewart
Rooney Mara or Jennifer Lawrence. Both have “cheekbones to die for” and got famous recently by being cast in big studio movies, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo for Rooney and X Men and Hunger Games for Jennifer.
I thought of Rooney as well.
Emma Roberts
Family “Jewels”: Her aunt is Julia Roberts, hollywood royalty and a play on the name
She’s been in a ton of films, most recently Valentine’s Day and Scream 4; both “splashy” and produced by “big studios” but she is definitely still making a name for herself out there.
Has been linked to Taylor Lautner (who is Ab-tastic) and Chord Overstreet
AIA: Ashley Greene was in Twilight with Taylor, Lily Collins was a costar of Taylor who was linked to him too and I think she looks similar to Emma, and Lea Michele is in Glee with Chord, Emma’s most recent beau.
It must be this one! Also, Emma’s “family jewels” include her father Eric Roberts.
Julia Roberts is also currently filming Snow White with Lily Collins.
I’m on board with Emma Roberts!!
Jennifer Lawrence
This smacks of Blake Lively. Hi BG!
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Thought I should add:
“…has H’wood by the family jewels” Per imdb Blake was born into a showbiz family.
Also, beard to Leo and Ryan.
And isn’t “Chuck” the name of a 90210 character?
Blake Lively is Veronica Bee-Stings.
I remember Ted making it clear though that Strippa Rip-Ya (who is obviously JLO) and Veronica Bee-Stings have never shared a lover (cough ben affleck)
So either Blake didn’t actually sleep with him like believed or she’s not Veronica Bee-Stings
Kristen Stewart Photo reminds of a fairytale – Red Riding Hood?
Jennifer Lawrence?
Emma Stone
Kristen Stewart.
i was thinking olivia wilde but the tips and the AND IT AIN’T part sounds that is someone with a young image so i think it is naya rivera (people say she is chiquita on blind vice, so i don’t know if one person can be two blind vice at the same time)
Naya Rivera hasn’t “managed to nab some of the splashiest flicks served up by the biggest studios”. She’s on a hit TV show, but isn’t known outside of Glee.
Olivia Wilde.
Amber Heard.
Amber is an out and proud member of the family!
Kristin Stewart
Emma Stone?
My only clues though are: fashionista figure (it looks like fashion editors appreciate Emma’s style) and ab-tastic male costar Andrew Garfield for “Spider Man”.
Hmm ok now that I read it again too little clues to make me sure it’s Emma, plus she didn’t have so many rumoured romances. Also, I don’t know how to link her to Ashley, Lily and Lea. Hmm…..
The ‘family jewels’ remark makes me think of someone with family connections. Emma Roberts?
Emma Stone?
Amanda Seyfried-the woods in the picture references Red Riding Hood. Seemingly coming from nowhere she’s snagged many leading roles and she’s be seen with many of Hollywood’s sexiest hunks.
Nice one ~ I’m on board with this too.
This was my first thought as well.
Kirsten Stewart.
Emma Stone? I really hope not. I think the Ab-tastic comment refers to a recently scene with Ryan Gosling in Crazy Stupid Love.
Olivia Wilde.
Family Jewels = She was married to an Italian Prince
Ab-tastic costars = She’s in Magic Mike with all those fit guys.
Emma Roberts?
Amanda Seyfried, with the clue ‘uber’ pointing to her German ancestry, and maybe “plaster” referring to the ‘plastics’ of Mean Girls. She’s dated Skarsgard, Dominic Cooper, and Ryan Phillipe ~and she has cheekbones like a lightbulb!
Also, this may be pushing it, but the second paragraph opens with “See” (as in Seyfried).
Seyfried was in Dear John, based on the book by Nicholas Sparks (clue: “sparked”).
I’m going out on a limb to say Emma Stone. Although I think she comes across as being rather nice and sane and such there are a few clues –
She’s apparently been linked to ‘members of the Blind Vice Hall of Fame’
There were rumours regarding her and Ryan Gosling, whom she shared the screen with in Crazy, Stupid, Love. In the promos for that film there was an emphasis on Ryan’s body and abs (anyone remember the ‘you look photoshopped’ comment?) which could relate to the ‘Chuck and her ab-tastic male costars’ part.
Aside from that, she is besties with Taylor Swift, who according to the popular guess seems to be bearding for everyone!!
Kristen Stewart
Blake Lively?
I’ll guess Blake Lively. Both her parents are actors, and she’s famously dated Penn Badgley and Leonardo DiCaprio, who both have been assumed “gay” blinds.
And Chuck is the name of her co-star Ed Westwick’s character on Gossip Girl.
Kristen Stewart?
Olivia Wilde? She was married to a legit prince which could be a connection to the term “family jewels.”
Blake lively
Option number one: Blake Lively
Number two: Jennifer Lawrence
Emma Stone
What happened to my comment? It was in moderation and now it’s gone. Was it not approved? =(
Kristen Stewart?
Riley Keough????
First thought was Olivia Wilde (the cheekbones reference), but since all the ‘and it ain’ts’ have a ‘lee’ sound in them, it could be Lively.
But RR doesn’t strike me as gay. I can’t see Alanis bearding that long, and she was truly devastated when he left.
I have no idea why, but I keep thinking this is Kristen Stewart because I’ve heard rumors of her being gay before, and she’s in that new Snow White and the Huntsmen movie. I mean, okay, I KNOW for a fact that the Snow White picture isn’t necessarily a clue since this is a Ted Casablanca blind item, but still, I keep thinking this is her. Unless she has a blind vice name that I’m not aware of.
When I think Blake I certainly don’t think “fresh.” However, I can’t think of another girl to out.
K-Stew? She’s in Twilight with Ashley Greene, Lily Collins is “dating” Taylor Lautner. Not sure how Lea Michelle fits in?
Also, Kristen is a bit of a fashion darling and has some cheekbones. And of course the name “Chuck” – she’s always wearing some Converse sneakers.
I immediately thought of her sneakers when I saw “Chuck,” so I’m glad I’m not the only one.
The dual male-female name could also be a reference to the fact that she was pretty androgynous in Panic Room; a lot of people didn’t know if it was a boy or a girl.
kstew
Emma Stone?
Anne Hathaway FTW
Clues:
pic looks like the queen she plays in Alice in Wonderland.
“Fashoinista”-devila wears prada
“plucked”-her eyebrow were pretty bushy in that princess movie.
“Oscar”–she hosted last year.
I thought her at first as well, the photo looks just like her and she is a Hollywood darling. The only problem is that she seems to have steady boyfriends (until they go to jail) and they are not celebrity types or “ab-tastic” Everything else fits her, since she has played a princess as well.
Exactly right. I love Anne. She seems genuinely intelligent, sweet, and funny in an industry that is lacking.
She just got engaged though, so I doubt it’s her.
Oh, cool. Then here’s to hoping he’s a quality guy. She deserves it after that last dirtbag.
Carey Mulligan
I thought this for a while too because she has been in some great films but I think she is engaged to Marcus Mumford of Mumford & Sons now.
Kristen Stewart
The ain’ts are brunette – so is Kristen
Ashley Greene – Kristen’s co-star in Twilight
Ab-tastic costars – Taylor Lautner
Long months on location – Vancouver on Twilight set
Uh, Blake already has a vice for Ted. She’s Veronica Bee Stings.
Megan Fox. My Gaydar pings on her.
I don’t see David Silver as being a beard. They’ve been together for years and if she were gay, she’d probably be going around the list of hot Hollywood men like Blake, not married to a D-list actor.
Kristen Stewart.
Olivia Wilde
Jennifer Lawrence? Due to the not winning an Oscar part. I think she was nominated but didn’t win..
Kristin Stewart
Kristen Stewart……
Emma Stone
abtastic costar – gosling
family jewels made me think family stone
Maybe Kristen Stewart .. her moms name is Jules and both parents are in film and tv. Also the abbtastic costars being the boys of twilight. She does have some high cheekbones as well. Although the picture makes me think of Ann Hathaway. But I doubt it’s her.
I think I got this one…Emma Stone? When I think “Abtastic” I think of the scene in Crazy, Stupid Love where she asks Ryan Gosling if his abs were painted on…Movies like The Help, Spider-Man, etc and she’s got 5 in total coming out in 2012. First time poster, love your site BG!!
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Gonna say Blake though I don’t think she qualifies as “uber gorge.”
Kristen Stewart.
Blake Lively doesn’t really do movies though………it’s not her
Ted loves him some Blake! What is everyone in moderation?
Blake Lively already has a vice!
Definitely a fashion muse… Hmmm.
Chloe Sevigny? Dakota Fanning?
Hailee Steinfeld? Zoe Kravitz?
HELP!
Amber Heard?
Just saw “Crazy Stupid Love” and Ryan Gosling’s abs, so am guessing Emma Stone just for that.
Fashionista, eligible bachelors, ab-tastic male costars, I’m thinking Blake Lively too. She’s currently “dating” Ryan Reynolds and he’s ridiculously ab-tastic! I’m not sure she has “cheekbones to kill for” though, but since she’s known for her long legs, mentioning that would’ve pretty much given it away.
KStew? I’m not sure if she has a BV from Ted yet that’s been unofficially “solved.”
The Ashley Greene thing is a Twilight link, and the Lily Collins “not” could be a nod to Snow White, which Stewart is also playing in a rival production. The “chemistry” on screen could reference BD1′s honeymoon scenes, and of course there’s the transparently PR-based fauxmance with Pattinson.
Blake Lively already has a BV, she’s Veronica Bee Stings.
Something makes me want to say Rachel McAdams.
Blake Lively is Veronica Bee Stings. I first thought Olivia Wilde, but the AIAs are relatively young(er). The Emma Stone guess isn’t bad. Amber Heard is openly bi. Some of the people mentioned don’t have “cheekbones to kill for”. I don’t think any of the mentioned people have cheekbones to kill for. I know my comment will be way down on the list.
I agree with those who say Amanda Seyfried!
KStew
Isn’t K-Stew supposed to be Terry Tush Trade or something like that?
oh shoot it is KS, she is making the film Snow White Huntsman..I just thought she was so obviously a girls-girl
While Emma Stone has cheekbones to die for, she doesn’t have the sl&t-about-town reputation that good ol’ Blake does.
And Blake does have some cheekbones.