[NationalEnquirer] Which “Bravo Housewife” is known for letting her precious little pooch poop inside swanky Neiman Marcus department stores? The annoyed staff have been given strict orders to bite their tongues because the classy lady drops a pretty penny on designer duds!

That sounds a lot like Lisa Vanderpump, RHOBH
Lisa?
Ill go with Kyle Richards tho. Sounds like something Paris would do…apple, family tree, blah blah blah.
Kyle is not that rich and she doesn’t carry a dog around. It’s most def. Lisa Vanderpump and Giggy the pom.
Lisa Vanderplump
Lisa with Giggy would be the popular guess, but if Jill Zarin still counts (since she won’t be back on RHONY), I’m guessing her. Her dog was always pooping in their house!
Lisa Vanderpump! Little Giggy poops.
Might this be none other but Lisa Vanderpoop….i mean, Vanderpump from Real Housewives of Bev Hills?
Lisa Vanderpump
Lisa Vanderpoop (sp)
Lisa!!
Lisa and Jiggy?
Lisa van der Pump and Jiggy from RHoBH. What she lets that dog do is disgusting.
Lisa Vanderpump with giggi or Adrienne’s new dog jackpot. lol
Lisa Vanderpump and Giggy!!
well, as long as she picks it up. If the store is making the employees pick it up, then the employees should sue the store. You can’t make employees do that.
As to the Housewife, it’s got to be that dark haired beverley hills one that always carries her dog around, right?
RHW with precious dogs:
Jill Zarin – Though she brings Ginger with her, she’d have to go to Jersey for a nearby Neiman store. I’m doubtful she’s the repeat offender described in this blind.
Lisa van der Pump – Prime suspect. Giggy goes everywhere with her.
Adrienne Maloof – Possibly as the Beverly Hills Neiman is nearby. However, she was horrified by Giggy drinking out of her Versace wine glass. So I’m doubtful.
Bethenny Frankel – Don’t consider her a RHW any more, so no.
I’m going with Lisa & Giggy.
@crankypants
Great breakdown and I agree with your guess.
What I want to know is this: is SHE picking up the poop or does she expect the poor, hapless employees to do her dirty work?
Lisa V from BH! NM would never make their employees pick that up, they will allow it but never force any employee to pick it up! Worked for them for many years& fab co to work for! The stories I have…. Money def does not buy class!! I’ve seen things that will never erase from my mind ..
It seems like I heard/read that Adrienne Maloof’s pooch has potty training problems, but Lisa van der Pump’s dog does not.
I’m going with Lisa and Giggy. Her husband let that dog drink out of a wine glass.
Lisa, she takes that damn dog everywhere, yuck.
Lisa Vanderpump FTW
I’ve never watched any of the real housewives shows but it’s a good reminder that money doesn’t buy class. I-c-k!
Lisa and she only SOUNDS classy…
Lisa is an easy answer. She does crazy things with that dog, but I don’t see her putting it down to poop in the store. I see Jill all over this one,but if she has to travel to a store…maybe not.
It is a Chihuahua in the picture and that is what Ginger (Jill Zarin’s dog). As for Jill finding Neiman Marcus stores; there are 3 stores in New Jersey. One in Boca Raton where her mother lives. One in Palm Beach just a short drive north from Boca and one in Beverly Hills where she is trying to get back onto TV in a show with Patty Stanger.
Poor little Giggy doesnt seem to be awake when Lisa carries him around and she is too proper to let that happen.
I have spent several hours with Jill Zarin and her little dog. It is pretty well behaved, and didn’t poop inside. That’s all I got.
That’s disgusting, whoever it is. It’s not fair to the other customer’s and also to the sales associates to have to put up with that crap (pun intended).
Jill Zarin.
I’m going to say Jill Zarin for 2 reasons.
1. This is something I thought other people would have picked up on but haven’t in the comments so far- “Bravo Housewife” is in in quotes. She’s a housewife in certain respects, but now she’s a former. Coming right put and saying former would give it away. The quotes take care of that.
2. There was an episode of RHNY where Jill’s little dog was pooing on her carpet in front of guests and I think she had a dog trainer even come by. She kindof blew it off though, like it wasn’t a big deal.
Lisa Vanderpump does let Jiggy do whatever he feels like and acts like he’s perfect so I can’t say it couldn’t be her. I mean she brought him to a dinner party and let him drink out of crystal like he was an invited dinner guest! Lol. I think if he pooed on the floor anywhere shed probably think it was adorable. :/
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