[BuzzFoto] This B/C list actor from mostly an action genre is happily married to his wife. Our source says it’s because the two have developed a strange f*tish that involves figure skating… naked. As in they coordinate a routine and everything, sans the sparkly outfits. You can’t make this stuff up. 639
Don’t know, but it’s nice to hear about a Hollywood type who’s happy with (and sleeping with) his wife!
Seriously!
Too true!!
Where would they be doing their “routine” at?
No kidding right?
Suzy! Suzy! Be careful darling – don’t skate so fast I don’t want you to get… hurt??? Oh my God! Suzy! SUZY!!! Get back here Suzy!!!
That’s a mom talking to her daughter at the rink, btw. I don’t think the blind is about a girl named Suzy.
And Suzy was forever traumatized.
Paging Dr. Drew! Your psychoanalysis of a stranger is needed, STAT!
Rink security team probably enjoys watching those CCTV tapes!
Clearly they do their routine in their private naked ice-skating rink.
Weird, but at least this blind says they are happily married. lol
so they do this on ice?! lol i’m an ice skater competitive and i can’t imagine this myself….very weird!
Ben A and Jen G
Just kidding… I just love when there is a silly blind like this and then someone pull a name out of no where.
That’s usually where I chime in suggesting Jessica Alba.
Great, my comment saying this is a joke is in moderation…
Lol, can you imagine a naked pregnant chick skating around on the ice? Plus, I don’t think Ben could stay faithful to save his life.
maybe he could if they would just start naked ice skating…
You just made my day. The secret to taming a cheater: naked ice-capades!
What can I say… it works for me ;P
thanks for the laff!
which stars do we know of that can skate??? must be really cold when they fall???
haha! T*Ts on ice!
Just because, Danny Devito and Rhea Pearlman. Would be a very interesting routine…
ughh after that one I need an adult, an eye wash, and a mind scrub!
Thanks for the visual
Maybe after a few shots of his Limoncello? I LOVE this answer, by the way.
Argh – Mindbleach needed!
How about Steven Seagal? His current wife is a dancer, so perhaps she could help out with the choreography!
Sarah Michelle Gellar can ice skate, but I don’t think the clues fit her and Freddie Prinze Jr.
I would be very scared. Sharp blades+ dangly bits? NOT a good combination.
oh wow! what a visual!
Bah. Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves aren’t married. I would PAY to see them ice skate nekid though LOL
I take it from the blind that the husband is famous but not necessarily the wife.
It’s kind of … sweet, I guess?
Quickest way I can think of to get a groin pull.
“Can’t make this stuff up” Buzz Photo? HELLO! Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.
Blades+ dangly bits+ ICE? Sounds like one of the most unpleasant outings possible. Freezing cold, plus a risk of castration.
My thoughts exactly!
Terry Bradshaw and JoJo Starbuck. Maybe this blind is old!
Tom and Katie LOL
If it were a C list action star wife and her husband, I would have said Kirsty Swanson (Buffy) and Lloyd Eisler, the figure skater she seduced and later married after being paired with him on Skating with the Stars.
For fun I’m going to go with Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. The wording, “mostly from an action genre” just seems so odd; why not just say action? Freddie works with WWE – which as we know is “acted” wrestling – making it an “action genre”. Sarah has trained in figure skating. Makes perfect sense and they do seem happy together.
my thoughts exactly
I’m afraid to even suggest this but Bruce Willis and Emma Heming? He’s a mostly action genre actor but I’m not sure if he would be B/C list? He’s definitely A list on name recognition and he’s won Emmys and Golden Globes but no Oscar.
I’m going for Ice-T & Coco…