[EOnline] Forget Ashton Kutcher and whatever tabloid allegations have him tweeting mad today.
‘Cause we’ve got a Vice star that we know can’t keep it in his pants, much to the dismay of his poor partner and kiddos. Yep, Chubster Hunkster—who’s looking less hunkster and far more chubster these days—is back and still sneaking around.
Thing is, he’s starting to get nervous. Real nervous:
‘Cause one of his chicks on the side is ready to blab.
So Chub did what every good stud worth his star power would do: he lawyered up. And Mr. Hunkster’s legal team told that gal if she even breathed in the way of the tabloids, they’d sue her for every penny she’s worth.
And trust, these are not the kind of lawyers you wanna mess with.
So the broad did what most other sensible peeps would do: she shut up and disappeared. And Chub can keep on with his cheating ways.
But for how long?
This par-tick chick wasn’t the only one whispering about Chubster’s inclination towards infidelity. It’s only a matter of time before his extramarital bed hopping gets back to his gorgeous honey.
Or worse, the press.
Stupid P.S.: Why do men cheat with not-exactly-knockout str*pper types when they’ve got goddesses at home?
I know, I know, stupid question.
And It Ain’t: Ben Affleck, Brad Pitt, Channing Tatum
The AIAs include married and unmarried partnerships. Plus kids. Could Ben A and Brad P be tie ins to Matt Damon? I sincerely hope not, but it would seem to fit. His wife is beautiful, but not famous in her own right, which would fit with the blind not mentioning her much.
Cindy Crawford and Randy Gerber
Sorry, that’s Rende.
Liev Schriver (bad spelling!). Saw something about this last week now the girl in question is adamantly denying it (paid off). Don’t think he is married to Naomi Watts, sp partner fits, and they have two children.
Totally concur. Great guess.
Good guess. I heard some other blabbing about him cheating. I hope it’s not, but people are people.
This was my first thought, too.
Donald Trump. Aledgedly someone exposed and affair of his to a website. What is a vice star?
A person who happens to have a lot of blind items a.k.a blind vices written about them
Summer, I believe it’s someone who has appeared in these posts previously and whose actions lead to a lot of “secrets” for us to guess about. I think.
Also saw some pics of him looking decidedly bloated recently, hence the name. Is the pic Ryan Phillipe? He was married to Reese Witherspoon who did a couple of movies with LS, plus tenuous links that Ryan also did several movies with a few if the woman in the scream movies like Sarah Michelle Gellar, Neve Campbell. Have LS and RP ever done a movie together?
Sunday morning, bored, so just checked, don’t think they did make a movie together, however, both have sons named Kai and have been in significant relationships with famous Australian women (Naomi Watts and Abbie Cornish). Although, to contradict myself, most people assume Naomi is Australian ut she was actually born in England and grew up in Australia. Anyway, I am pretty sure this is Liev Scriber (however it is spelt!).
Is ‘partner’ meant to imply that they’re not married?
It also says extramarital.
Jerry O’Connell. He’s the top suspect for the previous Chubster Hunkster blind vices.
I like this guess!
Now, this is a good guess, too.
“Stupid P.S.: Why do men cheat with not-exactly-knockout str*pper types when they’ve got goddesses at home?”
According to the movie Moonstruck: its because they fear death. Me? I think its because they love the excitement of the chase and conquer.
Whether you are talking about athletes or movie stars my guess is because of their massive egos that require constant feeding.
Michael C. Hall, Will Ferrell and Joe Manganiello were eliminated for this vice from the previous blind item about Chubster Hunkster.
Considering all these Nots have a double L in their name (and Affleck, Pitt, and Channing all have double consonants), I’m going with Jerry O’Connell.
Oh great clue!
Russell Crowe and his wife Danielle Spencer both have double l’s.
Great catch!!! I’m sticking with my Jerry O’Connell guess!
Don Johnson.
I just googled some images, and it looks like Don has grown quite a big beer belly lately.
His fifth wife, who he has young three kids with is rich and a stunner. And he’s had money troubles, lawsuits, foreclosures. It’s kind of adding up.
The first thing I also did was Google current pictures of him. “Vice” jumped out and his boozing has been a problem for years. As is his well known problem of keeping his pants zipped up and making threats of legal action against people.
He is my first guess too.
interesting guess. don has always had issues with booze & cheating (as others have already said) CHUB could be clue to TUBBS (miami vice)
there was another blind item awhile back that folks thought was don, about an actor who’s wife was cconsidering divorce because he hit her and he was nonchalant about her deserving it.
i loved miami vice…. but is don even on the radar enough these days warrant a blind item?
What do Vice and Chubbs hint at? I thought Miami Vice- so I was going to say Jamie Foxx who has two kids, but doesn’t appear to be married. Hmmm.
vice is another word for blind item. not a clue
The Donald
It says “vice” because Ted Casablanca’s weekly blind items are called “blind vices”. So that’s not a clue…
Chubster I think is a reference to the fact that this guy has gained weight and isn’t as hot as he used to be.
That was my interpretation of the meaning as well buy then I realized it could possibly mean what’s in his pants. Sorry, I know that’s a gross thing to say.
*but
I think the popular guess for this is Jerry O’Connell, which would make the “goddess at home” Rebecca Romijn (she’s a former Victoria’s Secret / SI swimsuit model).
With the guesses above plus your clue, I’m sold. JC FTW.
oops. JO?!
He also was chubby as a boy. Doubt that matters but I thought I’d add that in, just in case.
Jerry O’Connell.
sorry…gotta change my answer..has to be jerry O’connell
For some reason I thought about Matt Damon. Trying to pick the clues out, without success.
Liev Schriber
That’s who I was thinking.
I thought he was a lock for this one too.
Agreed, he fits this and the previous Chubster Hunkster BV pretty well.
Definitely Liev Schreiber.
Definitely! It is well known that he cheated with Phoebe Roberts.
Yup. He fits this blind, and the previous Chubster Hunkster blind, and there’s been rumblings of a girl ready to spill all about her affair with him!
Yes on this guess
I agree, it’s Liev Schreiber. Which sucks b/c I’ve always had a crush on him, and really thought he was one of the decent family men left in HW.
Except that they’re not married and the vice says “extramarital.”
Agree with Liev.
Yup, Liev, agreed although boooo!
or Russell Crowe
I think it’s Liev Schreiber.
The Dirty just came out with a story about Liev’s wandering peen but the links doesn’t work anymore. Maybe Liev indeed threatened with a law suit??? I’ll post the article via DListed then…ok, “access denied”. I can’t find articles on the names of Naomi Watts or Liev Schreiber, anybody else has that problem?
This is so weird and might prove he’s CH! I don’t know but this is fishy. I’ve been checking previous blinds about CH and I think it’s Liev because:
- Chubster Hunkster has A-list credibility: his marriage and his body of work prove this.
- There have been stories before of Liev’s cheating (allegedly)
- In recent photos, he does seem chubby. He’s always been broad and tall so I think he packs on the kilos easily.
- Naomi Watts is gorgeous (in my opinion), she’s a star.
- CH was at Comic-con together with his wandering peen…Liev was among many of the celebs attending.
- CH was a former quasi loser guy: check Liev’s past. His mother was a bit of a loon, making him adopt Hindu names. Can’t believe he was the popular kid at school.
- CH is doable in an offbeat kind of way, unconventionally handsome: I find Liev attractive but he’s not a standard pretty guy I guess. He’s not a poster boy and quite masculine (considering 90% of Hollywood is a closet gay I guess?).
- CH has partner but they refer his cheating as “extramarital”. Since Liev and Naomi never confirm whether they’re married or not and Liev plays this “are we or aren’ we game” and Naomi’s confession of a “ring”, this duality can be seen in the blinds too.
- The removed, unfindable blinds from “The Dirty” story.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have no clue how you found out Liev Schreiber and Phoebe Roberts but it is 100% true and everyone here at Main Beach is talking about. Here is a little background on Phoebe Roberts, sometimes she goes by Phoebe Grace, she is the face of KULU Swimwear here down under. Phoebe was Tony Colletti’s body double for the movie Mental that they shot here in Australia. On Saturday September 24th, the cast and crew from Mental had their wrap up party at Shuck in Main Beach. Later that night Liev took Phoebe back to his apartment in Main Beach where they slept together, I am reporting this as I know what happened and feel sickened for his “wife” Naomi Watts and their children… Phoebe isn’t shy about this either Nik, she is loving it and everyone in Main Beach thinks she is a celebrity for what she did… Here is her phone number Nik, +61(0) ********7… if you have any other questions you have my email Nik.
taking a leap and guess johnny depp
This is a joke post right? Otherwise.. Yeah Johnny. Shed some of that extra poundage you chubby chubster. ( I’m sure he checks out BG when he’s tired of all that beat poetry, hence the direct address)
Can they really sue her for that?? That sucks.
Not positive but I’d think the lawsuit/s would be classified under defamation of character.
Jerry O’Connell
I immediately thought of Vince Vaughan for this one…but he’s only got the one kid (that we know about).
Is the picture of Channing Tatum a clue that it’s Channing Tatum? Or am I being too obvious?
def Jerry O’connell … he played the chubby little kid in Stand By Me!
Agree. You can do better Naomi!
Neither Matt Damon or Jerry o Connels wives can be considered “godesses”. Pretty only.
There are men… men I know personally, let alone in H’wood… who would beg to differ with your idea that Rebecca Romijn is “pretty only”.
I think “Real” is a clue (‘Real nervous’). It appeared in italics when the blind was first posted, and then they were removed (maybe calling too much attention to the word?). It does sound as if the actor has chubbed up significantly lately. Russell Crowe has….and he has double letters in his name, as per Videlia’s comment above. But like Matt Damon’s spouse (also double letters), I think Crowe’s wife wouldn’t be called a goddess.
I’m going with Boom Boom’s second guess, Russell Crowe:
-kiddos is an Australian slang term
-Crow: the references to chicks and clucking
-’he’s back’: Crowe has been off people’s radar for several years
-’far more chubster these days’: Crowe has gained a lot of weight
-Vidalia’s point about double letters in all the AIA’s: Russell
Just want to add that there was apparently a live-action tv show called The Tick and the Crow (‘par-tick chick’) and in that weird anti-Semit*c twitter rant of Crowe’s (that he later claimed was a parody), he said of the J*wish tradition, ‘I love their hats and their honey’ (clue: gorgeous honey?).
This sounds just like Liev with his cocky self and I just eyed a pic of him–he is not slim like he used to be.
Naomi is not going anywhere.
I see his latest fling received no fanfare..just kinda died out with the quickness.
I agree with Yolatengo – this sounds like Johnny Depp.
He has started to really let himself lately – since before The Tourist and the new pirate thing.
Also, the double consonants apply to “Depp”, and he has unbelievable Star Power. Always keeps his personal/family life quieter than most.
Plus, he (used) to be the typical “hunk”… almost the definition of a hunk!
His partner’s last name is Paradis, which fits with ‘goddess.’
Colin Farrell
Miami Vice
Horrible bosses – chubby
Not married – number of children different partners
Peter Facinelli?
OK, I’m a little confused. Does his partner know? In the first paragraph, the blind says this is all “much to the dismay of his partner and kids”. But towards the end, it says”it’s only a matter of time before…(it) gets back to his gorgeous honey.”