Diva Chiquita Is Sooo Much Better Than Everybody Else

[EOnline] Oh Chiquita, how we missed your crazy ass!

You remember our fave psycho TV starlet, right? She’s the batty babe who slept her way to the top on her hit boob tube series, all while failing to get her former flame written into small screen oblivion.

Well, these days it’s Chicky’s big head rather than her man-trapping nether regions that has everyone whispering:

‘Cause Chiquita is copping some serious diva ‘tude lately.

Sources thisclose to Chicky’s on-set stomping grounds tell us that the entire cast of the primetime staple was asked to do some extracurricular promotion for their upcoming season.

It’s part of the gig after all, right?

Well not for Chiquita, who promptly informed the suits in charge that she was too big a star for that kind of nonsense and that her less famous costars could manage without her.

Which is exactly what they did. And we wonder if anyone even noticed Chiquita was absent.

Can you believe the ovaries on this broad?

Thing is, Chicky is hardly the biggest star on her show…at least not anymore. She hasn’t been walking as many red carpets, booked as many big screen projects, or even landed on as many tabloid covers as some of her poor costars.

Hear that, Chiquita? You’re losing your B-list status. Guess it’s time to spread those legs again!

And It Ain’t: Ashley Benson, Deborah Ann Woll, Polly Perrette [sic]

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46 comments to Diva Chiquita Is Sooo Much Better Than Everybody Else

  • dingopop

    Naya Rivera?

    • Summer70

      Naya Rivera from Glee? No this isn’t her.
      entire cast of the primetime staple = meaning a show that has been on a long time right? Glee is not considered a staple.
      informed the suits in charge that she was too big a star for that kind of nonsense and that her less famous costars could manage without her= No way is this Naya. She is the low end of the totem pole on the show.
      Chicky is hardly the biggest star on her show…at least not anymore= Naya never was. She was a filler character at best.

  • Tracy511

    Eva Longoria?

  • Yuolala

    Naya Rivera

  • WeRTheSquirrels

    Naya seems to be the guess elsewhere too. Though I wanted to go with Vergara for some reason.

    (Apparently also eliminated by Ted: Lea Michele, Leighton Meester, Katerina Graham, Taylor Momsen, Snooki, AnnaLynne McCord)

    • FzFzFz

      I think Sofia Vergara gets a lot more attention than her co-stars though. She has the Pepsi commercials/ads, she’s on a lot of red carpets, and you generally just hear more about her than Julie Bowen or the others.

  • smile83

    naya rivera

  • GoesInCircles

    Naya Rivera?

  • CatGrant

    I remember the old Chiquita blinds being almost a lock for Naya Rivera – but on what planet was she ever remotely close to being considered the star of Glee?

  • Outlineboy

    Naya was never one of the biggest stars of the show.

    • Outlineboy

      Also, as it is only going into it’s third season, I wouldn’t call Glee a “prime time staple”. I’m guessing it’s an older show.

      Plus, the blind says she isn’t doing “as many” as her co-stars. I haven’t seen Naya do ANY! And who did she sleep with to get to the “top”? Is she on “top”?? I don’t think so.

      Naya doesn’t seem to fit this blind at all.

    • anglonoir

      She was never B list, was she? She seemed to be more known for her bad behavior rather than anything else.

    • smile83

      i think it is naya rivera because when this rummor started on ted casablanca blog it was the time naya rivera got a lot of screen time at second season, also ted casablanca hinted something about the age group and was implying something with the glee serie.

      • FzFzFz

        Yeah, like 99% of the “and it ain’ts” are people who play teens in shows like Vampire Diaries, Glee, Gossip Girl, etc. I have no idea what the connection is to the Polly Perrette girl in the picture though.

  • LovelyGal22

    This says “booked AS MANY” big screen projects. Naya Rivera’s been in two movies: Frankenhood, playing “Hottie”, and “The Master of Disguise,” playing “Captain America Kid.” I wouldn’t call that success – and they were both out before Glee even premiered.

    Dianna Agron however has been on the big screen before, but hasn’t booked anything in awhile (her only rumored role is Through the Fence), I’d call her B-list, and wasn’t at comic con with the rest of the “B group cast” – Heather Morris (Brittany), Kevin McHale (Artie), Naya Rivera (Santana), Amber Riley (Mercedes), Chris Colfer (Kurt), and Jenna Ushkowitz (Tina) were all there. So my money is on her.

    • lindseyann

      Quinn didn’t have that big of a storyline this season (as opposed to the first season).

      I really doubt this is even about Glee.

    • RachVG

      Your list of cast members at Comic Con was for SDCC 2010. This year the only Glee cast who attended were Jenna Ushkowitz, Harry Shum Jr, Dot Marie Jones and Darren Criss.

      Also Dianna attended SDCC 2009 (Glee’s first year) with Cory, Lea and Matt, so I don’t think that’s reason to suspect her for this.

    • smile83

      i think it is naya rivera, dianna agron is a good guess too (but i think that dianna agron blind vice is something with her c0ke preblem, that girl is always high)
      but i wouldn’t be surprise that if it is dianna agron because that girl can’t act to save her life so that have to be some explanation for her to be cast as anything.

  • cocobeannns

    I think Longoria fits this better, but I have no guess…

  • momof3

    January Jones

    • CheshireKitty

      I would totally agree with this, being as she’s a terrible actress whose role is shrinking. Most people wouldn’t notice her absence because they secretly hope Betty Draper drives off a cliff or the like.

  • seashore

    the line about failing to get the ex written out of the show is the clue here obvs but I got ….nuthin. What’s with the get up in the photo…suggests the show is one of the vampire shows?

  • Syd Wishes

    Hah! How I live to include a “[sic]” in anything!

  • lindseyann

    It’s not Naya. She did a lot of interviews and press things this past summer and in the recent month.

    And the blind says, “she hasn’t been walking as many red carpets, booked as many big screen projects, or even landed on as many tabloid covers as some of her poor costars.” Naya’s been working on an album.. If this was here, all this would’ve easily been explained.

    I actually doubt that this is about any of the Glee girls. I really have a feeling it’s about an older show.

  • Annhog1

    Blake Lively. Primetime staple: Gossip Girl. Former flame: Penn Badgley, who is still on Gossip Girl and was not written out. I’m guessing she slept with Josh Schwartz, who developed Gossip Girl from the book series. She probably thinks she is too big of a star now that she’s allegedly dating Leo.

    Long time lurker, huge fan of BG. Finally had to sign up!

    • Outlineboy

      Like this guess much more than any Glee person. Glee is NOT a primetime staple. Too new.

      • FzFzFz

        I don’t think Glee is too new to be considered a staple, it’s a staple for FOX. It’s already been renewed for a couple of years and it’s their biggest scripted show.

        The only problem with this guess is that Blake is definitely the most famous one. I wouldn’t be surprised to hear she skipped out on promotions for GG, or that she’s gotten roles that way in the past though.

    • rayodeplata

      I really like this guess, but the only problem is Blake already has a moniker, Veronica Bee Stings.

    • pukj

      And Lively is without a doubt the biggest star of her show.

  • bigtexashair

    Extracurricular is the biggest clue its glee. How much more extracurricular can you get?

    • Outlineboy

      While glee club is an extracurricular activity, Glee is not the only school-related show on the air. I like the Gossip Girl guess (even though I have never seen a single episode).

  • dee123

    Dianna Agron.

  • echinada

    What’s Drew Barrymore’s monicre on Ted Casablancas?

  • Anaishilator

    paz de la huerta?

  • ejr1112

    How about Michelle Tractenberg for gossip girl?

  • tbtgaf

    I also think it’s Naya Rivera.
    This BI reminded me of this one: http://blindgossip.com/?p=22573 , in both blind items “thisclose” is found in the text and it’s written as one word so I was wondering if the show’s name is only one word(i.e Glee)and if those TV stars co star on the same show.

  • apple martini

    This BV has been linked to Naya Rivera FOREVER.

  • RedPeggy

    I think it’s ‘Heroes’. Didn’t Hayden Pantaloons go out with a co-star and have it end badly?

  • ImThinking

    Shenae Grimes.

  • hopefulromantic

    What about Jessica Szohr then? Gossip Girl, real life ex is Ed Westwick. Does she already have a monicker? I doubt this is Glee. They’re barely in their prime, and are a relatively “new” show.

  • rimbaud

    January Jones