Diva Chiquita Is Sooo Much Better Than Everybody Else

[EOnline] Oh Chiquita, how we missed your crazy ass!

You remember our fave psycho TV starlet, right? She’s the batty babe who slept her way to the top on her hit boob tube series, all while failing to get her former flame written into small screen oblivion.

Well, these days it’s Chicky’s big head rather than her man-trapping nether regions that has everyone whispering:

‘Cause Chiquita is copping some serious diva ‘tude lately.

Sources thisclose to Chicky’s on-set stomping grounds tell us that the entire cast of the primetime staple was asked to do some extracurricular promotion for their upcoming season.

It’s part of the gig after all, right?

Well not for Chiquita, who promptly informed the suits in charge that she was too big a star for that kind of nonsense and that her less famous costars could manage without her.

Which is exactly what they did. And we wonder if anyone even noticed Chiquita was absent.

Can you believe the ovaries on this broad?

Thing is, Chicky is hardly the biggest star on her show…at least not anymore. She hasn’t been walking as many red carpets, booked as many big screen projects, or even landed on as many tabloid covers as some of her poor costars.

Hear that, Chiquita? You’re losing your B-list status. Guess it’s time to spread those legs again!

And It Ain’t: Ashley Benson, Deborah Ann Woll, Polly Perrette [sic]

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