SOLVED!
[CDAN] This Jersey Shore star has had a rough year. They need r*hab and Valtrex now.SOLVED!
It’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino! Source: CDAN
Hopefully the next slop tart will think twice before smushing this juice head on his cheese bed.
Lots of you got this right. Seashore was first (how apropos)!
All of them?
Yes, by following the definition of “Jersey Shore ‘star’” it would be all of them.
My thought exactly.
The Sitch
I think it’s him, too. Gag.
Yeah, it could be anyyyyyyyyy of them…but I’ll go with the Situation.
I just assumed Valtrex was in the water supply wherever they taped the show. And antibiotics in the food.
HAHAHAHAHAHA I agree!!!!
Sorry what is Valtrex??
Herpes meds
Nevermind…looked it up…Yuck
Da Situation… poor guy. What an idiot… bangs his head up against a wall and gets rushed to the hospital. Like, who does that?!?!
All of them.
I’ll go with that ho Deena.
Agree with Deena. All of them like to drink, but Deena seems to be one of the sloppiest. I can see her needing rehab.
It could definitely be any of them, but I’ll go with JWoww.
well, this IS shocking news
who would have imagined a world where 7 tools have a tv show, show off their “intelligence” and style, drink into inebriation and yet only ONE has herpes
Hahahaha! Good one! So true!
What about Ronnie? A judge just sentenced him to some kind of rehab for his anger issues, and it is well known that he is far from faithful when it comes to Sammie.
Deena isn’t in this pic so that rules her out
That doesn’t mean anything.
Thats just the original cast photo.
Maybe it is a clue that it IS her.
truly ALL of them.
I say JWowww, prescription pills and too much smushing, cause that guy was dirty all along.
I don’t think it’s Vinny. But that might be because I weirdly really like him.
I really like Vinnie too for some odd reason.
Also Snookie is growing on me, but that could also be some sort of foot fungus…
Yeah I like Vinnie.
I love Vinnie!
BACK OFF LADIES. He’s mine!!!!
You’ll wait your turn in the Vinnie line young lady, or I’m prepared to take my earrings off and get Snooki on you
Can’t they all just go away?
No way in hell it’s just one of them.
I think it’s Mike… he truly didn’t know you could get STDs from oral sex.
I like this guess. Ronnie seems to get into alot of his trouble when drinking too; maybe he’s finally realized the connection (between his problems and booze) and is doing something about it.
oops….trying to respond to Hoopgirl 13.
Situation
The Entire Cast!!! hahahahaha
Snooki is like a fungal attack. She definitely looks like the spawn of a garden gnome and the chupacabra. Can picture her peeking out from an empty carton of Jack Daniels or something, big poofy hair, pupils dilated, and drooling……. “No more!!!!!!!!!!”
Really, though, who in the world can watch such garbage….
Ugh why can’t they just go away like Speidi (and hopefully someday the Kardashians).
First time poster! I love this site.
Gotta be Snitchuation…He really was surprised last season that you could get an STD from oral sex…and this season has been a bit rough on him…
and really, he does bring home a lot of trash…
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