[EOnline] The sexy-*ss life (and wife) Hard-N*pple Nick set up for himself years ago is getting so complicated lately. As if agreeing that your wife could have her lovers while you have yours could ever be an easy arrangement for very long! Hot, yeah, but, easy?
Not anymore. Here’s what’s unraveling:
The trust. And we don’t mean between Hard-Nipple and his missus. More like the help.
You know, all those peeps rich folks like Mr. Nick always have around? Sure, they’ve all signed confidentiality agreements, but, you think they all pay attention to those legal handcuffs? Actually, yes, most within the Nick household do.
Just not all. Two employees very close to Hard-Nipple are opening their traps about their employer’s imaginative marital arrangement, and word’s starting to get out lately—much more than it has in the past. Regarding what an active, lively and rather democratic love-life (with more attention to the boys than to the girls we must add) Hard enjoys!
So, perhaps Nick’s legal eagles might want to look in the direction of those sleeping near Hard-Nipple, as opposed to those right next to (which is where they’re currently focused).
AND IT AIN’T: Jensen Ackles, Matthew McConaughey, Ben Affleck
will smith
I agree. It’s Will Smith.
Right. Will & Jada’s current mess.
Ted?!?!? WTH??? You and I are done professionally!
Why would you give Will Smith a road map to the leaker? We want more dirt, not less!
it’s even not a blind item:too easy
Will and Jada then? His BI’s give me a headache.
me too. two words: sentence fragments.
Is this supposed to be Smith? I can barely understand this blind, but it doesn’t sound like Will to me. Whatever is stated in this blind, was already stated in the blind about that “intact” couple.
I’m confused.
Am I just oblivious? I’m assuming that it’s not the “intact” couple…. because other than them, I have no idea.
The “and it ain’t” is so random I am wondering if it is a clue.
Assuming it’s not the INTACT couple, that is.
i’m with you, pandora. the pic (hot bod, btw) looks to me *exactly* like matthew mccon-etc., who is “ain’ted.” doesn’t ted sometimes AIA people who are actually a blind’s subject, to throw people off? and it might make it too obvoius–if it’s the “intact” couple–to have an african-american man in the pic, but having a euro-caucasian one: is that, too a clue?
i pronounce myself stumped.
The picture looks like Matthew McConaughey because it is Matthew McConaughey. Lol
d’oh! didn’t recognize him with the hair. from years ago, yes?
Hahaha!
Agree. No idea.
This isn’t the first blind Ted wrote about Hard-N*pple Nick, and I believe the popular guess the first time around was the “intact couple”.
ITA – Ted makes me dizzy reading his blinds.
MISSED YOU BG!
Will is “Nick” and Will and Jada are the “Intact Couple.”
It is Ted’s Blind Item that references will as “Nick.”
My guess is that BG is also writing about them as the “Intact Couple,” so one does not preclude the other.
hmmmmm maybe David and Victoria?
I think not – Becks cheating , very likely. Posh, I doubt it
I agree — why is Ted warning them? Let them spill. We need things like this to come out, so that actors will finally be able to come out.
Ted should shush. I agree with Pantheon.
Tom Cruise
He’s Fey-Oiled Tush.
good grief, all of these are giving me a headache just trying to read ‘em
I’m with everyone else who says “huh?”
Okay, re-read… I guess I agree with the Will guess. Makes sense with the other blind.
Ted is saying that Will & Jada’s household employees are talking, which fits with the “one degree of separation” claim in the Intact Couple blind if that’s how BG is getting info.
Oh my jeebers, the way he writes makes me want to claw my eyes out with the Chicago Manual of Style.
Can someone explain how the kids fit into all this. I mean two people bearding why have kids to drag them into this and how does Will’s ex wife play into his double life. And why a son with her too? I understand everything except the kids situation. And what do these kids know?
“legal handcuffs”, “democratic love life”, “which is where we’re currently focussed” Sound like a politician to me. Schwarzenegger?
Yeah, when you say it, it might actually be him. I’m not too sure about how it’s done here, but don’t they usually use pictures of people of the same ethnicity when hinting at whom it might be? It’s the ethnicity that threw me off.
I pretty new at this. I have yet to figure out the relevance of the picture and the it ain’ts. Not to mention how to read some of them.
This isn’t relevant, but I like you, Pookie.
IIRC, the pictures are only relevant when it is an item originating from this site (rather than from EOnline, BuzzFoto, etc.).
That being said, I enjoyed the Mathew McC eye candy!
I really don’t understand why anyone is having a hard time deciphering this, or most of Ted’s stuff for that matter. He does occasionally get complicated, but not usually. His style is just more that of a gay man in casual gossip conversation – maybe try reading it that way and see if it makes a difference.
Having said all that, Nick is absolutely Will!
Someone sees it the same way I do – thank you Okayeah!!! Whenever I see a Ted blind I jump because even when it’s not the juiciest blind, it’s fun to read.
Exactly — I actually enjoy these because it reads almost exactly how one of my gay male friends talks. So when I read Ted’s blinds, I ‘hear’ it as if my friend was just sharing something particularly salacious
Oh dear, is it those S????’s again? I had heard for years that the missus was ‘lipsticking’ it sort to speak. There was a recent pic on a blog of the missus going into a hotel with another female. No big deal at first, now the buzz has happened and folks will read into it more now.
The ‘Intact’ thing is so lame because a blind man can read into that. I just trust that the kids will be sane after this storm is over.
I wish BG could rewrite all of ted’s blinds. BG’s (love you – forgot to ask for love with my first post so would love a shout out now). BG’s blinds are clear and well-written. and honey I’m a gay man and I don’t talk like ted. and none of my boys do either. gay men are capable of talking and writing in clear sentences. I don’t think that ted is trying to write like he talks. me thinks ted slept through freshman high school grammar…
Reader is here! Woo hoo! Love, BG
BTW, all writers have a different style of writing. Ours works for us. Ted’s works for him. If you have a complaint about a certain writer or their content, we suggest you go directly to the source. Love, BG
This has nothing to do with the post, but rather the photo. Matthew McConaughey was wearing those shorts when it was pointed out to me how very short his arms were. You can’t see it in that angle, but they are very stumpy. Anytime I see him I think of him singing that ditty in some movie trailer about being a T-rex with his arms being short.
Long-time lurker, first-time poster…..LOVE this site!!! Anyhoo, I first thought of AH-NOLD, but not sure.
I’LL BE BACK!
Welcome, McW! Love, BG
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