[BlindGossip] We know you’re hearing conflicting reports about a certain celebrity couple. So, you want to know what’s really going on? Of course you do! Here you go:
1. Saying that their marriage is “intact” is simply a fresh way of saying that they are not yet divorced. Therefore, it is a true statement.
2. Celebrities want to be in control of the timing of announcements about their personal lives. They get really irritated when information leaks out prematurely. This couple is no exception. The info was leaked and they are furious. Expect them and their publicist/s to continue to deny any rumors to maintain a modicum of control until all the pieces are in place for the divorce.
3. Whenever a couple insists on excessive PDA and statements about how manly/ womanly/ sexually active they are, you should immediately suspect that at least one of them is bearding for the other. In this case, it’s a double bearding.
4. There are two publicists involved, not just one, and they are not playing well together. One contributing factor is a recent agent/agency shuffle.
5. Although the couple hasn’t really spent any time together in the past month or so, the one thing on which all publicists can agree is… photo ops! So you should expect several staged photo ops in the near future of the “intact” family. There will be lots of big, fake smiles and boisterous, fake laughter and playful, fake cuddling. They’re actors, people. All of them. Actors know how to fake happyness.
5. Leaking information that a woman is having a secret affair with her costar is a very creative way of trying to convince people that your client is heterosexual. She is not.
7. Don’t expect anyone to come out of the closet on this one as a result of the divorce. Their livelihoods depend on them being perceived as stereotypes of an A-list masculine action hero and a sexy and devoted mom.
8. Threats of lawsuits are mere blustering and are meant to discourage the media from printing additional stories. The truth is that this couple would never actually expose themselves to discovery (e.g. interrogatories, depositions, requests to produce documents).
9. They’re done.
10. Yes, we’re sure. We have only one degree of separation from this couple.
Gee, I wonder…
Yeah, same here. This one is just so terribly, terribly, terribly difficult to figure out.
Most obvious blind ever, but I’d like to thank BG for finally clearing up what’s happening with this couple!
What is not obvious is whether the “one degree of separation” hint was just thrown in there as a reference to the movie, or if BG really IS just one degree away from the couple!
One degree of separation implies that BG directly interacts with them. Two degrees of separation would mean BG knew someone that directly interacts with them. But BG said ONE!
BG……….. are you Oprah?????
Yeah, I know. Who can this be?
I wonder if the Men in Black are behind this. Probably. It seems like Independence day is near. If only an RN could resuscitate the relationship, but it seems like bad boys will be bad boys. Don’t you hate when news like this comes out in the summertime?
When a couple tells the media that they are so in love and their sex life is great, that alone tells you they are unhappy and their relationship is fake.Like the blind said, celebrities want to control when the story broke, when they decide to separate/divorce mainly because if they have any projects in the works.
yeah um I forgot to look at my yahoo webpage where a certain couple was screaming marriage intact… hhhmmmm
Wow i’m feeling really dumb, who is this couple? lol I can’t figure it out
Nvm i got it
It’s really a toughie.
WOW, BG…that is QUITE the bombshell…and totally worth the wait! Happy Hump Day, y’all!
speaking of photo ops and big fake smiles, it has already begun.
Such a mystery this one is….hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Juicy!
I love it!
I’m literally torturing my brain to figure this one out… No idea who could this be..
Hmmm… now who *could* this be?! I will have to stroke my chin and think really hard…
You know it’s a sad day for marriage when a fake, acting, bearding couple can’t fake, act and beard enough to stay married!
My thoughts exactly! I wonder what prompted this.
No kidding! I mean, what exactly is the point of divorce in this case? Anyhoo, thanks BG!
I thought about that too, and came to the conclusion that maybe the stress of living together and raising kids eventually broke up their (platonic) relationship, in the same way that it sometimes breaks up romantic ones.
Or maybe it’s a clash over religion – maybe only one is on the Scientology bandwagon.
Hmm…..
Maybe one of their outside relationships got serious?
LOL
This is what confuses me, too. Let’s assume for a second that it’s true that it’s a mutual bearding situation. Why would they want to divorce if they both can see other people? I just don’t get it.
Sometimes the stress of pretending can get to be too much.
Awesome. Insightful. Confirms a lot of suspicions.
WOW! Thanks BG for the definitive 411.
Thanks, BG!!! That DOES clear up a lot of loose ends.
I love this, explains a lot
Why in the world would they separate or divorce if they are just bearding for each other. It really wouldn’t matter either way right? What am I missing here?
I asked the same questuon, but I’m still being moderated. I feel like there’s more to this story!
Because they are a couple and in a close relationship even if it’s not sexual. You can grow to loathe anyone in your life, whether a husband, uncle, best friend, beard, roommate, etc. They will have stopped agreeing on many things, or gotten on each other’s last nerve, or one’s ego has spriralled so far out of control that he’s like a caricature of a human being, or both egos can’t handle being in the same stratosphere anymore, or…..
Yes! I rushed the kid back from soccer practice just to read this. BG, you did not disappoint!
But it specifically says “she” is gay and does not specifically say “he” is. But yes, so glad to clear this up and with so many deets!
it says they are bearding for one another. so hence, both are gay.
Or bi.
In that really bad remake of The Women. Ms I Love My Husband, played the worst gay woman role, ever!!!Does that mean Mr. Miami and Top Gun are Lovers????
LOL! everybody must be in moderation, because everybody seems to know how it is, but nobody given any names!!
haha love you BG!!
*who
hmmmm thats a toughie! Does their daughter perhaps whip her hair back n forf?
LMAO Alllie!!!
my guess…. Will and Jada
Will and Jada.
I read a long time ago about this couple been gay and didn’t believe, specially with kids (and now as famous as their parents) been involved but reading again that they are bearding for each other, make sad on how far people is going to maintain their careers and image.
*claps* Nice job BG! Very detailed, clear cut, and to the point. I can’t help but feel…saddened thinking about the children though.
me too. i thought of the kids as well and how all these affect them
Give me a break. Save your sorrows for kids who don’t have homes, or loving parents, or food on the table.
Those kids are set for life, whether their parents’ marriage is a sham or not. Beside, they were born and raised in Hollywood – they are used to this sort of thing.
I said I was “saddened”. Not weeping my heart out. I can have feelings for these children and others as well, thank you very much.
methinks some people are just so heartless…
only the “Men in Black” can figure this one out.
Is it Arnold and Maria?
No? Well, I am stumped.
BG – maybe you can offer some insight into the why? It seemed like a successful business arrangement. Why give that up?
yes the why is what’s stumping me to is it simply the end of a contract or did something more screwy happen???
This is why I LOVE YOU BG!!!!
My thoughts exactly!!! Thanks BG!!
Me too! BG never disappoints.
Worth the wait! Thanks BG!!!!
Who could it be? LOL
BG, can we get any more hints? I’m stumped. But I’ll guess the Humphries, although I thought that marriage was going to last longer than a weekend. I had a week in the office pool. LOL.
Thanks BG!!!
I have been telling my friends for years the same thing!!!
I wish they would come out and be true to themselves/world/the industry.
Me too. But as long as there are homophobic people who really think they have a chance with the celebrity, said celebrities have to keep pretending.
BG, I love you. That is all.
And to all a good night. Thanks BG!
Must be Jennifer and Ben?
Or is it Kyra and Kevin?
Always the obvious choices.
Love you BG! You are the best!!!
duuuhhhhhhhhh….
Not to be a thorne in your side, but after reading through this wild, wild matrix of clues, I feel like I have been bamboozled.
Ah well, it’s truly a different world now – I wish them a happy independence.
LOL!!!
Wow. Thanks bg for clearing up the revolving door that is will and jadas relationship
well, without a line from “Parents Just Don’t Understand” I’m not going to be completely sure who this is…
Hey BG…. remember what I wrote to you in my email way back when I first joined regarding one or more people who may or may not be part of this blind? It was only a matter of time, right? LOL!
Funny how no one what to say the names of the answer to this blind, it’s so easy.lol
Hmmmm…:)
I don’t have a clue who this family is but I’m very interested in hearing the story all about how their lives got flipped, turned upside down…
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This blind makes me wanna go watch Scream 2 again, i love the opening scene.
foofoogirl, it says they both beard for eachother so that makes them both gay
but specific false info was put out to make it sound like the woman had an affair with her co star (so she would look straight)
That was the only part I couldn’t figure out, why the co-star’s named was dragged into this mess! That makes a lot of sense though, she’s willing to take the hit and pretend she had an affair to keep up with the pretense that she’s straight. And what better candidate than a costar on the show she produces? Plus when they eventually divorce they’re going to need some kind of excuse. Wow they really do know how to play the game!
This was an awesome (not-so) “Blind” BG!!! I especially like the last point “one degree of separation” ha ha
I have such happyness for their independence day. Beards that can’t follow the script only cause more work for their publicists, but they are paid handsomely (freshly?). Will this be a long court prob, or will they find the green and little pink in every sitch?
This confirms it…”intact”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2029369/Will-Smith-insists-marriage-intact-Jada-Pinkett-Smith-denies-affair-Marc-Anthony.html
Oh my gawd she is hard to look at!
I am going to guess Kevin Bacon and Kiera Sedgewick.
or John Tavolta and Kelly Preston. I know there is a pic of a black couple but that is to throw us off. This is most likely the Travolta’s.
LOL
who is it oh la la it’s very difficult i have no idea LOL mickey&minnie
Will Smith and jeda pinkett smith
Barbie & Ken?
Goodness. BG couldn’t have made it any easier, and I am very grateful for that.
Obviously, this is about William and Kate. Shame.
Yikes that picture of their kids on the red carpet in the Daily Mail link…the daughter is uniquely annoying
I’m not familiar with the rules here, are we allowed to say who they are, or will my comment get deleted? I’ll just avoid using their names to be safe.
Most people are very aware of the fact that they both have a homosexual preference, to be very honest with you, she especially oozes “lesbian”. He, however, seems more bisexual than anything, but I can believe in a solely homosexual preference as well.
No matter how much I love this guy, because he seems like a genuinly nice person, their behavouir in public seems fake and contrived. He fake laughs A LOT, like as if he has something to hide. As in; “hahaha! Am I not your all around wholesome and great American guy? I hope you don’t see through this and find out everything I have going on in the closet! Hahahaha!” I have always gotten that feeling when I see him in interviews, and – not to toot my own horn here – I am excellent when it comes to body language.
The only thing I wonder about, is if the kids know? Do they continue with this act around their kids? Do the kids know that their parents have an agreement and a professional partnership, and that they both have a homosexual preference? Are the kids also lied to, or are they “in on it”? I don’t even want to imagine the consequences if their true life was exposed. I genuinly feel for the kids, and even the parents as it’s sad that they felt like they had to do this in order to get where they are today – and they’re probably right.
WOW… thank you, BG!! And they’re both gay??? Wow…
Thanks BG!! I’m finally confident about my answer! Yippie am I feeling smart today!!
Every time I read that the couple is in “intact” I have to chuckle since all I can think is about a male pet being “intact”. lol I hope they are intact I think. Sorry off topic
Did BG get any threatening letters from certain lawyers retained by certain beards????? Hmmmm??? Not that you care.
What’s up with all the Scientology people being gay?
I understand the Hollywood bearding, I do. I think it’s sad that people feel the need to wear a beard, but I get it. But to bring children into the world with your beard…doesn’t that seem kind of…wrong? Do the children know the truth or is it a surprise to them too? When and how do they get in on the family secret?
Also I love how no one has mentioned the actual names of this couple but we all know who we’re talking about!
So – are there old photos to prove this story or are there…fresh prints? And when will they announce the divorce..their Independance Day? I hope their publisists don’t (hand) cock it up. Or they’ll Scream too.
I love how you spelled happiness as “happyness” like the title of this guy’s movie!! Very clever!! You are so clever and smart!! When are we going to find out who YOU are?
So obvious. She was on “The View” or “The Talk” last week and he just showed up but didn’t say a word. I am sure I’m not the only one who was thinking they are trying too hard to cover something up.
So sad that people have to create these fake relationships and involve kids. I wish they would just come out and that the world would accept it.
This blind makes me want to get jiggy with it…
Thanks, BG, that info is awesome!
All of this is pretty much common knowledge… it’s just nice for someone to actually come out and say it!
Oh, come on everyone, it’s CLEARLY Homer and Marge Simpson
I doubt the kids know. They are not your average children but I can’t see a teenager grasping that their parents are gay and their marriage being a sham let alone preteens. It is very sad. Obviously they wanted children and to be parents but didn’t think about how this topic would be approached or how it would affect the kids later in life. Typical
So, Gawker’s comment about this blind is that you should read it while listening to “Meat is Murder”, which is the 2nd studio album of “The Smiths”. So, are we talking here about Mr. and Mrs. Smith themselves, Brad and Angie? Ohmigawd, is Brad gay?
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