[EOnline] Gorgeous, charming, curvy Carmelita Salami-Climber isn’t a chick you’d normally feel sorry for. Jealousy is usually what one feels when watching Carmelita on the boob tube and reading about her in one of those endless fashion articles that are churned out about the babe.
But lately, Carm’s very few close pals (she has thousands of acquaintances) are telling her to run from her man before…
They end up marrying!
See, Ms. Salami-Climber’s buds are dead certain they’ve got this latest BF of Carm’s pegged: That he’s (a) more interested in the fame that comes from dating Carmelita than actually dating Carmelita, (b) definitely interested in the money that will be generated by continuing to be glued to Carmelita’s side and (c) suspicious, sexually.
Uh, that last category is more of a hunch than anything specifically observed—but Carm’s close GFs are a bit shocked at how anxious her guy is to join their regular gossip sessions.
I know straight men gossip and all, but, man, usually with each other, right, not other gals?
Regardless, the point is Salami-Climber’s tight bunch is doing its damndest to talk Carm out of spending the rest of her life with her man—which is what she’s telling them all she wants to do. And trust, Carmelita’s well-meaning amigas are not holding back. They really don’t think the dude’s the one for her, and they’re blasting this message to her as fiercely as they can.
But so far, Carmelita isn’t having it. He is her prince, as far as she’s concerned.
(Regardless if the prince might want another prince.)
And It Ain’t: Selena Gomez, Mila Kunis, Cameron Diaz