[EOnline] Gorgeous, charming, curvy Carmelita Salami-Climber isn’t a chick you’d normally feel sorry for. Jealousy is usually what one feels when watching Carmelita on the boob tube and reading about her in one of those endless fashion articles that are churned out about the babe.
But lately, Carm’s very few close pals (she has thousands of acquaintances) are telling her to run from her man before…
They end up marrying!
See, Ms. Salami-Climber’s buds are dead certain they’ve got this latest BF of Carm’s pegged: That he’s (a) more interested in the fame that comes from dating Carmelita than actually dating Carmelita, (b) definitely interested in the money that will be generated by continuing to be glued to Carmelita’s side and (c) suspicious, sexually.
Uh, that last category is more of a hunch than anything specifically observed—but Carm’s close GFs are a bit shocked at how anxious her guy is to join their regular gossip sessions.
I know straight men gossip and all, but, man, usually with each other, right, not other gals?
Regardless, the point is Salami-Climber’s tight bunch is doing its damndest to talk Carm out of spending the rest of her life with her man—which is what she’s telling them all she wants to do. And trust, Carmelita’s well-meaning amigas are not holding back. They really don’t think the dude’s the one for her, and they’re blasting this message to her as fiercely as they can.
But so far, Carmelita isn’t having it. He is her prince, as far as she’s concerned.
(Regardless if the prince might want another prince.)
And It Ain’t: Selena Gomez, Mila Kunis, Cameron Diaz
Kim K?
But I think that relationship is only generated to a) get her married b) get her pregnant c) get her divorced and her own show about being a single mom!
Everything Ralphie sounds is EXACTLY true.
Um….that should say Everything Ralphie says sounds EXACTLY true.
I don’t think this whole marriage thing is real either. I see her ex is in every planted story and she more than likely is living a made up story line to keep herself relevant. Her next big story will be everywhere with headlines like “Kim, runaway bride!” “ex Reggie rescues Kim” blah blah blah just like Hugh Hefner did with his reality wedding, runaway bride storyline. all fake all the time!
Since there’s been all this gossip about her copying the royal wedding, I wish Prince Harry would say he’s always had a crush on her just so we could see how fast she’d dump whatzisname and run off to England.
has to be. but she should have been dubbed the Golden Showeress
Yeah, and I think the “thousands of aquaintances” refers to her famous Twitter following perhaps…
Kim K. and Chris Humphries
The prince clue can be related to the fact that her favorite Disney princess is well-known to be Jasmine. And, all of the AIA’s seem to be of an ethnic decent.
I’ve been thinking…I don’t think that the term “ethnic” can be used to qualify a person anymore. Afterall, we are all of some ethnic descent. I know you didn’t mean the term in a racist way, but I think that use of the word should be considered redundant.
Sorry for getting off-topic.
No, I did not mean it that and I’m sorry if you took it as offensive.
Jennifer and Justin?
Never mind, i missed the part about the “boob” tube.
Jessica Simpson and and and…….whatever his name is.
very first person that came to mind, too! Jessica and… Eric whathisname
Carmelita is Kim Kardashian.
Really? Carmelita Salami-Climber? Nice…
Gotta be Kim K with a name like that.
Best nickname ever if it is her
I know the “nots” are ethnic, but the language in the blind definitely skews specifically Latina. What about Christina Aguilera? I think her BF is helping her to ruin her life, and she has so much going for her.
This is a good guess. I think it fits better than my Kim K. guess.
Are you kidding me? That guy should run for the hills.
Thinking Sara Ramirez from Grey’s Anatomy. She just got engaged.
Is it just me or is anyone else bothered by the way that all the suspicions about the guy’s sexual orientation are based on his fondness for gossiping with girls? I mean, what if he’s just a friendly dude who likes talking with women? That’s supposed to be a strike against a man now?
It’s not just you, I didn’t like the implication either.
I work in an office and if I didn’t ‘gossip with the girls’ I wouldn’t say two words all day, seeing as there’s like 4 guys (including myself) and 40 women in our building, nothing to do with sexual orientation.
Ah, but since it’s a Ted blind, it’s okay because Ted is out and gay as the hills. I think it’s ok if a gay man makes that kind of (i’m sure mostly jokey) generalization, but I don’t think Ted would like it if us straights did that (just the way it is)
I was going to ask what the straight guys on here thought about that!
what about eva longoria and the cruz brother? i mean, he’s a nobody and would profit enormously…
I don’t believe they are engaged…
NM. Doesn’t specify the couple is engaged. Sorry!
Not just you. There are plenty of straight men out there that *gasp* actually have conversations with women that aren’t centered around sports, female nakedness or beer intake inquiries. Ted sounds like he has an axe to grind against this dude. Or a huge crush.
I think Carmelita is Eva Longoria. Just seems obvious to me– e.g., the Mexican heritage + restaurant connection, plus the “Boob Tube” reference. The potential husband is Penelope Cruz’s brother, although I’ve temporarily forgotten his name…. He definitely gives me that vibe too. Anyway, I hope I’m wrong b/c she just seems too fragile to me to be able to withstand another relationship disaster. (*And yes, btw, I think any type of reference to Tony Parker or sports would have been obvious and completely over the top.)
A previous Carmelita blind identified that she is a reality star. So, not EL.
Except that he’s gay.
I know straight men gossip and all, but, man, usually with each other, right, not other gals?
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Eh, I wouldn’t say so necessarily. Is this Kim Kardashian?
I don’t think Ted would would ever characterize KKardasian as “charming” unless it was a typo for “vapid” or “annoying” or “wish she would disappear”. I’m guessing that it’s the twilight girl Nikki Reed and the American Idol dude. I can totally see him riding her coattails for the the fame. Plus the engagement came pretty quickly. If I were her friends, I’d tell her to run for the hills as well. plus american idol boy definitely gives pings my gaydar
While I mostly agree the fashion arrticles don’t add up. Sofia V? Halle B?
hhmmm – furfle I think you’re right. what about JLO and her new man HO. she supposedly cheated on marc anthony with another guy… and we all know how quickly JLO jumps the marriage wagon on rebound. she married that one dude two months after the fake PDiddy relationship went belly up. and then she married marc anthony right after BenAffleck broke off the engagement. her gal pals are probably worried that JLO will jump right into another marriage as soon as her divorce from anthony is through. and her new man ho is probably using her for the fame and money. And USMagazine recently awarded JLO “most stylish woman of the decade” or some ridiculous thing or another calling her a style icon (talk about a WTF choice – in ten years, her style icon status will be like MCHammer balloon pants – what the heck were they thinking)
My take is that celebs/stars learn from each other. One is observed manipulating the press, and garnering successful publicity. So the next one does the same, and soon it becomes a common thing.
definitely Jlow
Re: what Ted would say about Kim – they’re both contracted to/paid by E! at the end of the day. Just sayn.
I could see KK and Ted having a good laugh over the sex for shoes, which I forgot about. And she is on cover of Life & Style almost every week. JLo is possble too tho not so sure on the shoes part so my final answer: KK. .
But if it was KookyKardashian, wouldn’t Ted write “fiance” rather than “BF” – boyfriend. Seems to be that Ted would hint at an engagement at least if it was KK or someone that was already engaged. But BF makes me think that it’s someone who isn’t engaged… just boyfriend but her friends are already warning her.
also… er am a little afraid to throw this out there cuz I don’t wanna offend anyone but “amigas” seems like a hint that this gal is hispanic
“But if it was KookyKardashian, wouldn’t Ted write “fiance” rather than “BF” – boyfriend. ”
Not necessarily. It would work the other way around – if they weren’t engaged and Ted had said fiance, I’d agree with you it didn’t fit. But I’ve noticed that he playes a little fast and loose with the bf/gf definitions, it really only means significant other if the other terms would be too much of a givaway.
Also, there is a previous Carmelita blind where it is specified that she’s a reality TV star. It can only be Kim K, to my mind.
His band did contribute a song to the soundtrack of some movie she was in that has yet to come out.
Re: the Paul McDonald-Nikki Reed guess
I’m changing my guess to agree with KWDragon on the Christina A. guess.
Not only are all the AIA’s of an ethnic background such as Christina, but they also tie to her in other ways:
Selena Gomez: Got her start on Disney.
Mila Kunis: Currently rumored to be dating Timberlake, who appeared on the MMC.
Cameron Diaz: Timberlake’s ex-girlfriend. (Also has blonde hair and blue eyes like Christina, as pictured).
I thought so too but reading what Ted said in his Carmelita sex-for-shoes blind (http://blindgossip.com/?p=25012) has me much more convinced it’s kim k.
I can’t decide on this one! LOL. It’s either Kim or Christina.
I am with you….Christina A was my guess until I read the previous blind about Carmelita. I would have to go w/ Kim K
FamousPeopleDoStupidThings – thanks for the link. I love all the thoughtful sleuthing on this site. BlindGossip fans – I don’t know how I’d get through my work day if weren’t for this site and ya’lls brilliant inut. Reading the blind which says “reality” tv, I thought not JLO now since she isn’t on reality TV but then remembered she’s on american idol (duh). Still, I’m rethinking my original guess cuz JLO doesn’t seem to have much of a sense of humor. And she’s always trying to come across as virginal/prudish. I recall falling off my chair laughing when BenAffleck (does anyone else think about those awful Affleck insurance commercials when his name comes up) – anyhoo – Affleck once claimed that JLO was the most chaste woman he’d ever met. Ohhhkeeedohkeey. I can totally see her sleeping with someone for shoes. But I can’t see her doing it in front of other people and certainly can’t see her having good chuckle over it. but does Kim “God when will the Kardashians just go away” have a sense of humor other than being game for a golden shower?
CARMEN ELECTRA
i don’t think is eva longoria, my guess is someone younger. maybe nikki reed, i don’t have idea but someone young.
I’m betting KK, also.
But the “shoes” story I’m also betting was changed from Kim’s jumping the wait-list for a new Hermes Birkin bag.
the only problem i see with a kk guess would be seeing her in fashion articles.. the kardashians are almost always looking a hot mess..
Nikki Reed and Paul McDonald
I’m going Kim K guys! I was skimming through Teds bitch backs tonight from the past day or so and someone specifically asked if any of the kardashian klan has a vice. His answer was yes, at least one of them. I always thought this was her, but thought the same thing that many of you have voiced on here… Ted would never Vice E’s biggest money makers. Well now he has.
Christina fits very well. The ties to the other AIA (Selena=Mexican/Disney affiliation, Cameron=Cuban/dated JT, Mila=in movie with JT) are there and SHE IS a reality star now because of “The Voice.” Also, sex for shoes does not surprise me considering CDAN revealed that her and her man do it online while other couples watch.