[EOnline] Poor Marky Sweet-Puss. He’s sweet no more.
But anybody who knows anything about Cruella St. Shackles, Marky’s super-evil missus, knew that it was probably only a matter of time before Marky’s aw-shucks demeanor bit the dust.
I mean, how can you possibly stay genuine and good-hearted with a woman who…
Is so anal she has her dietician/cook/slave place Post-Its on Tupperware containers of precooked meals in the fridge, each yellow note with the precise number of calories in each dish. And if a meal goes even one calorie over Cruella’s trainer/workout partner/slave’s suggested limit, then that kitchen is not a pretty place to be…for a long time.
So, imagine what it’s like for Marky, who really was just a TV-dinner kinda guy before he hooked up with Cruella, in the bedroom with this exacting broad! Suffice it to say, it hasn’t been easy. Nor in any other room of the house, for that matter.
As Marky’s friend’s put it: “He is so controlled by [Cruella], it’s a wonder she lets him take a s–t.”
And the sad result of all this totally brain-screwing domestic hovering is that Marky has begun losing his temper, both in front of Cruella, and not. Some folks are wrongly wondering if Sweet-Puss (who used to have a problem with drugs) isn’t using again? Seems to always be on edge, ya know?
Hardly. It’s all about being treated like a little husband/servant/roach at home. Fetching this, doing that, minding whatever—all for the insatiable, power-crazy St. Shackles.
“The temper thing’s getting out of control,” said one Sweet-Puss confidant. “I can only imagine what he’s having to put up with.”
Let’s just hope Marky doesn’t start using again and instead decides to ditch the doomed marriage first!
It Ain’t: Nicole Richie, Vanessa Minnillo, Michelle Pfeiffer
Nicole and Keith–totally.
Yep. You beat me!
would this be too cheesy for the AIA: “Nicole” (obviously) + “Kid” (from 21 year old Vanessa Minnillo) = “Man” (Pfeiffer’s famous take as catwoMAN)?
I think you’re confusing Vanessa Minnillo with Vanessa Hudgens. Minnillo is 30!
Yeah, but she won Miss Teen USA in 1998. She was a kid then. Maybe it can work?
Ha! Call it the Lost Decade! I looked at “born in 1980″ and did fuzzy math. How can someone born in 1980 be in their thirties!
Nick Lachey made a cameo appearance in the “I Dream of Jeanie” movie with Kidman. I have seen his name in the credits but I missed his performance.
Totally Nicole and Urban. They’re the top guesses for the monikers. He needs to man up.
This has to be Kiddy-Kid-Kidman and Urban doesn’t it??!!
There have been numerous Cruella blinds and Nic fits the bill everytime.
I agree it’s Nicole and Keith.
The blind says, “I mean, how can you possibly stay genuine and good-hearted with a woman who…”
There’s that Waylon Jennings(country singer) song with lyrics “She’s a good hearted woman in love with a good timin’ man…”
Which points directly to Keith Urban in my mind.
Agree with this guess. Lainey wrote few days ago that Keith lost it when a pap tried to take their picture.
i don’t believe Keith lost his cool with paps because his wife is crazy with calories
I’m not saying that is why Keith lost it, just saying that he did. The blind says he started losing his temper because she drives him crazy.
Yes, it’s Nicole and Keith.
We can end it right here, now. These two have been in previous items. There can be no other guesses.
I love the list of it aints… usually they’re people who are in the same category – all reality stars or all A listers or all B listers… but eonline has Michelle Pfeiffer (A list) lumped in with Vanessa Manillo (D- on a good day). funny! So it’s someone who may be A list or F list but is controlling. So here are some utterly random guesses.
List of known controlling (aka bit*hy diva) celebrities:
1. gywenth paltrow – ms goop – also makes sense given her obsession with her weight and diet. wouldn’t be surprised if ms goop was also ms coke. and talk about controlling. the detox rituals which she posts on goop are insane – chick even controls when and how she takes a dump.
2. mariah carey – talk about high maintenance – her hubby has to be in the marriage for the money and fame. she’s so loopy, she’s got to be high on something, make that – many things
3. julia roberts – her husband wasn’t a celebrity – seems like a low key guy. wouldn’t be surprised if she was on drugs. she was a mess in the 80s.
4. jessica simpson – or is that too obvious given the picture of vanessa manillo
5. maggie gyllenhaal – notorious diva (fired by agent provacateur for her attitude, tried to take over directing of sherrybaby) – wouldn’t be surprised if she had drug issues given how much her weight drastically fluctuates. oooo – just remembered the blind here about two acting siblings bickering because one was more famous than the other and the blind said that the bitter actor/actress had begun using drugs – and the blind was so obliviously the gyllenhaals! and there’s another more recent blind about a marriage falling apart – could the timing be any better?
winner: maggie gyllenhaal
1st runner up: gywenth paltrow
2nd runner up: mariah carey
3rd place: julia roberts
The blind didn’t say anything about the female doing drugs. Just her husband/slave. Not sure how that affects your guesses, but I will chime in that this SCREAMS jessica simpson to me, however I don’t know much about her piece so no clue if he’s ever had problems with drugs.
Your guesses are all well thought out though, aside from the drug thing.
ayy – forgot angelina jolie – woa talk about controlling. and she is well known drug user. so is brad
I say the winner is angelina jolie.
1st runner up (and this was a close one) is maggie gyllenhaal
damned forgot another thing. roach is slang for pot and it’s widely known that brad loves his ganja
Probably not what Ted had in mind with the term ‘roach’ but one of the state football teams in Australia has a cockroach for a mascot. And they’ve had their butts handed to them for the past 6 years.
Keith Urban & Nicole Kidman. He recently lost his temper with the papparazzi in Nashville.
No way pot is going to make him lose his temper if anything just the opposite lol
Nicole and Keith sounds like the culprits here
That’s true of most people, but not all. My sister-in-law flips out like you wouldn’t believe whenever she’s been having a bit of the green. Maybe Urban is like that too.
Nicole Kidman has long been connected to the Cruella St. Shackles BV, which makes Keith Urban the husband in question here.
But do Nicole and Angelina actually eat? Or care enough to have food ready in the fridge? A sliver of lettuce or a bat-wing would satiate them for a day.
Well, if they didn’t eat they’d be dead
They are probably very strict about eating only 1200 calories a day. But yeah, this is Nicole – Keith recently lost his temper with the paparazzi and threw a public hissy fit. He has also struggled with substance abuse and been to rehab.
This is why I log into this site. Not for the gossip but for the wonderful comments. You made my day with the bat-wing comment
I would totally think this is Goopy!
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I wonder why Keith married her if she is such a controlling b**ch? He didn’t have to.
Its been my observation that super-nice guys often marry/in-relationship-with controlling, awful women. I don’t get it myself but I have seen it so often. Maybe the men feel the women will do the dirty work for them?
What kind of prize was Keith, with all his cocaine and cheating? That is not how I define a nice guy.
Well, answering from my own personal experience (sigh, recent divorce):
They don’t act controlling, abusive, passive-aggressive, etc. at first.
Then over time, once they feel confident you won’t (or can’t) leave the relationship… it begins. Slowly. So slowly you don’t even realize it at first.
I know the evidence is overwhelming that this is Keith and Nicole, but I still hate thinking this is them :/
Posh and Becks. She has to get that baby weight off asap.
Katy Perry and Russell brand… only bc she’s fairly evil when not in public
Russell Brand is a vegetarian. His diet would probably not consist of “TV dinners.” And as for Katy, she’s stated multiple times that she likes to pig-out.
Stated and doing are two diff things. Many stars claim to eat and dont.
Agreed on Russell being a veg….
She is still an evil girl.
All that calorie counting & trainers talk doesn’t sound like Kidman, it sounds like Paltrow.
But this means he’s still clean, right? As opposed to lots of other blinds that point to his slide back into old habits? Hope it’s true then, Keith seems like a nice guy
I am going with Kidman and Keith Urban, I can’t imagine that household.
I would say Paltrow but I doubt her husband even shares the same fridg with her, seriously doubt it and I never heard of him having a drug problem.
Nicole has to deal w/aging, she is not going to deal with being fat, EVER…she will control that one.
I am going with Nicole and Keith. No way Chris Martin could be called “sweet”, “genuine” or “good hearted” though I can see where Gyneth would be one controlling, tightly wound beeoch. She (and Cruella) really need to pull the stick out and wack themselves on the noggin:)
just like “bat wing” – wacking the noggin made my day.
Nicole Kidman was dumped by a controlling husband/midget. One would guess she learned to not be like him, because she knows how demeaning such behavior is. Or, is she getting her revenge on the nearest available man?
Just wonderin’!
This has to be Kirstie Alley and Xenu.
Someone once asked Joan Rivers and Melissa who was the worst on the red carpet and who was the nicest. Both, simultaneously, said Tom Hanks, followed by Nicole Kidman as for the nicest. The interviewer was surprised by the Nicole answer, but Joan said she isn’t what you expect, she isn’t ice cold. She’s actually sweet and funny.
As for the nastiest both immediately said Tommy Lee Jones.
Nicole and Keith. I love Keith but he needs a more laid back chick than Nicole and he needs to get her out of Tennessee and Target. Thats my hang out. I would say she is very, very controlling.
i’ve got to be the minority but i really don’t think cruella is nicole.. some of the past blinds could fit her but not all of them do.. i know she has an extremely botoxed face (along with many in hollywood).. but that doesn’t mean she is an ice queen inside. i’ve heard a lot of good things about her.. and i refuse to believe this is her.