[EOnline] If somebody was ever begging to be saved (albeit in a really stupid-ass way), it’s gotta be the hard Hollywood-partier, Morgan Mayhem. This fallen, joke of a talent is starting to make Courtney Love look like an A-list star, by feeble comparison.
Lame twitter exchanges with fans? Check. Bitter wars with family members over totally bratty things? Check. Hasn’t done what got her famous in the first place, for, like, 2 billions years? Check!
So, after Morgan’s latest P.R. makeover, which was designed solely to make Morgan look like a darling angel, what did the supposedly reformed girl go right out and do?
Attempt to get wasted at a very fancy L.A. party, up in the Hollywood Hills.
Morgan’s hosts are some very happening, quite lovely folks in H-Town, and they were actually excited (and happy) to have Mayhem as a guest—as long as she did just one thing:
They did not want M.M. drinking in their luxurious home—at all. Not even a sip. Nada.
Even still, when a most indignant Morgan (who’s not at all used to being told what she can and cannot do) made a scene by demanding drinks, Mayhem got what was probably the surprise of her life: She was told no, again—and again.
“The hosts were really nice about it,” says one observer who was also at the exclusive get-together in one of Mayhem’s more familiar zip codes. “But they were also insistent that they would not serve [Morgan].”
“This isn’t good for you,” the hosts finally said to the pretty young thing who was sitting slouched while demanding cocktails. “No, we’re not serving you.”
No?! A word Ms. M’s not exactly accustomed to hearing, for sure!
But, of course, even though Mayhem was publicly denied from getting her booze on at the exclusive party, she nevertheless figured out how to get tanked elsewhere. On the very same night famed celeb-rehab legend Betty Ford passed away.
How ironic. Or would foreboding be a better word?
AND IT AIN’T: Amy Winehouse, Bai Ling, Jessica Simpson
Lindsay lohan?
linsey lohan, just off the top of my head
Lindsay?
Is Lindsay too obvious?
No. Morgan’s Lindsay.
whoever it is, glad someone had the balls to tell her no!
MM is Lohan
MM is and always has been Lindsey Lohan!!
Yes, that is the actual blind here:
who were the hosts of the party????
I’m with you. I’d love to know.
Me too…
Ha, seriously. That’s the only mystery here.
lol true true
Lohan.
It’s Dakota Fanning!
Duh, it’s Lindsay. She’s already been outed as MM and a leopard won’t change its spots if its name is Lohan.
Btw I totally object to referring to LiLo as a “pretty young thing.” She is looking way rough.
I can see what you are talking about, Ralphie. On the other hand, Linds looks better than most of us would if we were living on the edge like that. In fact, she looks better than healthy, clean living, well groomed me on my bad days.
Awwww, Cocojo, don’t be so hard on yourself.
And remember, it’s the money (apparently LL still has a few pennies?!) and her age that still make her look somewhat decent looking.
I think the 2 billion is a hint that it is someone older than Lilo…..so let’s say Janice Dickinson.
Nah, it’s Lindsay. That’s what makes it ironic that she’s out drinking on the night that Betty Ford died, being as she was in rehab at the Betty Ford center (for all of the good it did.) I sure hope that the real Betty Ford never heard about that entire fiasco.
Must be, as usual, Lintball Lohan.
Lol! I don’t know why I found that so funny. =P I’ve just heard a ton of nicknames for her but that one’s new to me!
LeAnn Rimes
LL. Of course.
I am with the Jamie guess
it sounds like LoHo…
someone that has been in rehab, GOOD they told her NO.
I agree with the Lindsay guess.
Its a real shame because she does have talent.
Morgan has always been LiLo.
The BEST part of this article is that someone told LL “NO.” Repeatedly. They should be sainted. Knighted? Both.
It’s Jamie Foxx!
No, wait, wrong item.
Thank goodness someone said “no” to La Lohan.
Agreed – I want to know who told her no, so I can applaud them. Anyone have any dish on where LiLo’s been partying recently?
I wanna know too! Clearly they have more character than Lindsay will ever have.
I’d like to know the hosts of the party.
I love this bl! This is sooo hilarious. Especially after I read on another site that there was an orange cone where her vehicle was pulling up and she rolled down the window and yelled, “move that cone, I’m LL!” And it was moved.
Definitely Lindsay Lohan – She hasn’t worked in AGES.
Also, the term used to describe her in the Plum Magazine article she just did described her as “indignant” regarding not being considered for the Black Swan role.
Also, She spent time at Betty Ford – http://www.tmz.com/2011/04/01/lindsay-lohan-911-audio-dawn-holland-betty-ford-criminal-case-rancho-mirage/
Lots of clues in the Blind.
Still Lindsay Lohan.
Lindsay Lothesome and getting more so everyday. PR makeover a major fail.
The couple? The Jenner/Kardashians. Trying to give Lindsay a hand up, since dina has asked and their kids have overcome their own PR challenges and thrived. NO limit to her ungrateful freeloading.
Fail again Lothsome. Kris only manages people who show up for work.
Has there ever been a more stupid and arrogant person than Lindsay Loathsome, formerly Lohan??? Love that, Dreamon! I hope that new name will catch on in the media and cause people to FINALLY stop paying any attention to this callous creature.
A friend of mine actually went to this party WITH Lindsay, so it was definitely her. The couple are PR execs. Lindsay et al, including said friend, ended up getting kicked out.