[EOnline] King Schlong is at it again, folks.
Same old cheating crap, new gorgeous gal-pal getting duped by his charming ways.
See, K.S. swapped one chick for another (as he does so often), but this time he actually seemed to be into his gal of the moment. And stupidly, we thought the King may have turned over a new leaf for a hot second there. But turns out this Hollywood playboy can’t change his spots.
Like at all…
‘Cause the gal this dude is publicly romancing ain’t the only chick he’s getting down and dirty with.
We hear firsthand that the Schlong is not only wooing the ladies while his sorta-GF is out of town working on some swanky project or another, but he is texting numerous girls even when they’re in the same city!
At a recent dinner in Los Angeles, a buxom brunette model (totally King’s type) couldn’t get her plastic-surgery-perfected nose out of her smart phone, where she spent the evening swapping skanky texts with the super schlong and giggling at everything he sent her.
Totally déjà vu, huh? Doesn’t King know that no one in this town keeps their trap shut?
Turns out the two have been sexting since like forevs, but at least this gal knows she ain’t the only lady on the side.
As the dark-haired beauty bragged to her dinner dates, “We talk all the time and hang out, but it’s nothing serious.”
Um, maybe someone should tell K.S.’s GF to take on a similar ‘tude?
AND IT AIN’T: Jason Statham, Kris Humphries, Michael Sheen
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Reggie Bush.
Leo D
sorta-GF-Blake Livley
There has been reports that he was spotted with a brunette and a blonde while dating Blake.
Bingo.
You know what? If the other bi’s about wrecked and almost wrecked relationship/marriages are about Blake, then GOOD!
Leo
Isn’t King Schlong supposedly Leo?
Leo and Blake.
Tiger Woods
This is not Leo. Ted said that K.S. was at the academy awards this year and had only done minimal T.V. – on cable. That rules out Leo. This one is Michael Bay.
Leo was at Oscars for Inception. He got his acting break on the tv show Growing Pains.
He WAS at the Oscars, wasn’t he? With the Inception crew.
Don’t think Leo was at the Oscars this year. And the clue says…buxom brunette model..(Schlong’s type) but Leo loves the blondes ??
and whats the connection with the basketballer (in the pic) and the AIAs..??
Curious
Could be because he was in Basketball Diaries.
I don’t think DiCaprio went to the Oscars this year
Leo also started on the “New Lassie” tv series on cable.
But he was also on Growing Pains, Roseanne, Parenthood, Santa Barbara… those aren’t cable. I dunno for this one.
Thomas Guiry was in the new Lassie show, not Leo. (The kid from the Sandlot movie)
K.S. is definitely Leo, and the new girlfriend is Blake Lively. Of course a model would be “his type” seeing as that’s who he usually dates.
The description of the buxom brunette screams Kim K which would link with the picture of Kris Humphries. What about Kanye West? He’s supposedly great friends with the Kardashian sisters, particularly Kim, and has shown up in their various reality series a few times. It wouldn’t surprise me if they were f* buddies.
K.S is Leo
Leo likes the dames?
Jessie James !
Seen Total Eclipse. “King Schlong” would certainly seem to be a misnomer for Leo. Not a shot @ Leo… appeared to be a perfectly adequate muff-stuffer on him. Just, nothing worthy of this particular ID.
i’ve thought in the past KS was Leo but when it was out that he was at the last oscars then i thought it wasn’t him because he definitely wasn’t at the last oscars. unless he’s nominated, he never goes and unless they’re “counting” him there as his clip appearance from inception then that would rule leo out. as for anyone else, not sure but on another point LD doesn’t usually romance brunettes so it doesn’t sound like him although i do believe he’s skanky and unfaithful in all his relationships.
Agree completely. Plus, Leo’s TV career is anything but minimal to me. KS ain’t Leo or Ted is screwing up again and mixing his blinds up.
Is K.S. supposedly well-hung? Leo just doesn’t give off the well-hung vibe. But some men are growers and not show-ers.
One person said Tiger Woods and to me, that totally fits! He was the most notorious cheater, I think, EVER! Also, the picture shows an athlete, like woods. And King, because he used to be the golf champion. But then again, some things don’t add up like the brunette, and we all know woods likes blondes. And i’m not really sure if he’s been hanging out in Hollywood, I know he was mostly a Florida and Vegas kind of guy.