Her Husband Is Hooking Up

[LaineyGossip] I guess if you’re going to cheat, you’re going to cheat. It doesn’t have to be after a year, it can be much less. And you don’t have to wait for 5 either. Also, at that age, is it realistic to expect something to last forever? I suppose you don’t know that until you know it. And by then it’s too late.

She’s more famous. And he’s, well, he’s ok at what he does, but he’s certainly not great at it although when it comes to actual talent, I’m not so sure she has much of it either, and definitely not with the last project she pimped. Still, there’s no question that she’s the B+ in this relationship, and he’s the solid D+, which is VERY generous. In another league maybe we’d consider him a C-. A C at most. He’d never be one to wear that on his sweater though.

Anyway he cheated on her. At least once. With some kind of no name, but well connected enough, and the sort of girl who gets off on hooking up with married men, and if the married man has a celebrity wife…well, even better.

The wife, so far, is happily oblivious. So far. But those kinds of girls, they love to step down on other girls. And they love when other people know about it. Not sure how long he’ll be able to keep this contained.

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72 comments to Her Husband Is Hooking Up

  • cocobeannns

    I’m going to guess Heigl and Kelley.

    I believe there was a blind very similar to this one a while back and I guessed them for that one as well.

  • jaan_black

    Wait, what? Bruce Jenner lol

    • ferrd69

      whew. i’m with you. not nec on the jenner guess (i really have no idea), but geez, my head exploded after reading this one. shrapnel is still flying.

      lainey, you are the BOMB!

      literally.

  • TropStorm

    Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams

    • CheshireKitty

      Are you seriously suggesting the indie darling, the beloved Ryan Adams, is ‘no good’ at what he does? Um, okay there.

  • pumpkin

    It sounds like he’s an athlete (“another league; wear a letter on his sweater).

    I don’t know much about hockey, but maybe this is Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie…if we can consider Hilary Duff a B+, which I highly doubt, and if Mike Comrie sucks, which I have no idea about. They’ve been married less than a year.

    • msp96302

      I agree…..I think its an athlete

    • Ralphie

      It’s definitely them. The “C” on the sweater refers to captains in hockey, which Comrie will never be talented enough to earn.

      Cynics will guess Underwood and her hubby Fisher, but Carrie is close to A list for sure and she is talented to boot, like her or not.

      • shelaur22

        Also, hockey jerseys aren’t called jerseys, they’re called game sweaters. Lainey being Canadian would know that. So I think that’s a clue that it’s a hockey husband. Maybe this is Carrie Underwood (Soul Surfer being her last project) and her hockey husband whose name I can’t remember because it’s not important.

      • blackbird71

        No, they’re called jerseys. The term hockey sweater is just a throwback to a different era of the NHL/before the NHL.

      • NeedNoStinkinBadges

        Not cynics, but Lainey followers will guess Underwood. Lainey can’t stand her. She would question her talent for sure. Plus Lainey is a huge hockey fan.

        Underwood and her hubby are my guess.

    • moonshy

      I like this guess! They also seem to fit the timeframe clues.

      “It doesn’t have to be after a year, it can be much less.” – the one-year wedding anniversary is in August.

      “And you don’t have to wait for 5 either.” – I read they started dating in 2007, or four years ago.

    • rayodeplata

      Great guess! I’m on board with Hilary

    • LadyLuck

      LOVE this guess. Is it horrible that I secretly hope it’s them? Comrie looks like a monkey in my opinion…

    • amagod121

      Pumpkin, I think this is a very good guess, fits all of the clues.

      • tomtomthurman

        Also, isn’t Lainey from Canada? not to stereotype, but Canadians do watch a lot of hockey.

    • MalR

      It must be Carrie and her man, rather than Hilary and hers.

      Hilary is in no way B+ list. Carrie Underwood certainly is.

      Hilary’s talent is not questionable… it’s very obvious that she has very little talent.

      Also, what project has Hilary worked on lately? I cannot think of any. Carrie recently had an album.

      Too bad… I like Carrie too.

  • cindyl

    Anyone else have to read this a few times? LOL

    How about Megan Fox and BAG?

    • FamousPeopleDoStupidThings

      They’re who I thought of immediately.

    • louise

      I thought of this too. Didn’t he make music at one point? Actor/musician? Or was that just his character on 90210?
      Plus, haven’t they been married for just a year but together for around five?

    • wykkyd

      LOL…people always gripe about Ted Casa’s very flowery thoughts, but Lainey’s staccato musings really drive me nuts. She writes like she’s mumbling to herself out loud rather than speaking to an audience. I can take Ted over her any day.

  • irishgirl71

    The couple that popped into my head were Ashton and Demi. It’s less than a year since his cheating scandal came to light, she berated Kim Kardashian for using the word “pimping” on twitter, and that chick, a “nobody” tried to sell his sweater on ebay.Plus BG doesn’t seem to think highly of AK and it was said DM didn’t believe he cheated on her

    Hi BG!!! 1st time poster long time reader :)

  • Chucky

    Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie

  • Furfle

    Carrie Underwood & her hockey husband

  • dee123

    I had to read it a few times too. Like the Megan Fox, BAG guess.

  • sinamin

    What about Leann Rimes and Eddie Cibrian??

  • anne

    Katy Perry and Russel Brand?

    • michaelboston80

      I agree, was about to post the same comment when I saw yours; the clues fit well, I think.

      • hoydenista

        In what world do the clues fit well. Russell Brand D+?? Not very good at what he does?? He has comedy awards up the arse and is one of the most famous men in Britain. You take that back sir, you take that back right now!!!

  • lcl22

    Totally BAG and Fox

  • msp96302

    Tori and Dean

    • rebellious contrary and nice

      No way Dean’s messing up! He probably prays everyday that Candy will write Tori into her will. Which Candy probably won’t. LOL.

      He has two kids with Tori. She has him for the time baing.

  • SayItAintSo

    I like the AK and DM guess :)

  • MissUnderstood

    Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez.

  • MissUnderstood

    First time poster. :)

  • NomiMalone

    Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green

  • GoesInCircles

    I am going to say an athlete too…not sure who, but that is what the clues lead me to think. His name might not be well known to most people, but in the sports world he is a C.
    I wanted to guess Blake Lively for who he slept with but she isn’t really a “no name”

    • GoesInCircles

      Oh yes, and I love the hockey guess…”C” for captain. So I’ll go with Comrie or Fisher.

  • grovegirl

    I agree with the hockey guess, it sounds like Hillary Duff and Mike Comrie
    guess. I do not see him with a C as in Captin on his hockey jersey.

  • smile83

    hillary duff and mike comrie

  • No Kidding

    Mike Comrie & Hilary Duff. There are way too may hockey references in this blind. “And you don’t have to wait for 5 either” seems to refer to the 5 minute majors that players get for doing bad stuff during play.

    “In another league he would be a C-“, the other league would be the NHL, and for sure Comrie is a C-. He’s a competent spare part.

    “A C at most although he’d never wear that on his sweater.” Definitely refers to the team captain, which is something Comrie would never be under any circumstances.

    Fisher OTOH has worn a C on his sweater and is known for his leadership abilities. In the NHL, he would be a B for sure. Not a star, but a legit top forward for any team.

  • CrossingTheLine

    Alyssa Milano & the guy she married?
    Nick Swisher & Joanna Garcia?
    Lamar Odom & Khloe Kardashian?

  • blackbird71

    The term ‘hooking’ is also a hockey term, so I’m going to go with Hilary and Mike Comrie.

  • istillhavesarcasm

    “But those kinds of girls, they love to step down on other girls.”

    I feel like this is a clue, “step down.” Any ideas? :/

  • EmeraldCity

    why is it that everytime there’s a blind about someone who likes to sleep with married men i always think the answer is Blake Lively…bahahahaha, anyway, I’m on board with the Duff/Comrie guess

  • Gmonger

    hilary duff and mike comrie- sweater, league- she;s writing books now… 1st couple that came into my head

  • malkatz

    It seems like they’ve either been together a long time, or a short time, and are either pretty young or pretty old.

  • Whatzmyname

    Hilary Duff is too pretty for Comrie! She can do sooo much better.

  • Bambi

    Is Hilary Duff really B+ list? I don’t think Lainey would be so generous.

  • Mumumumu

    Poor Hilary. First the horse teeth, and now the horse’s * husband. She deserves better.

  • ldnfrk

    Courtney Cox and whatever her husband name is

  • knickers

    I like this guess! It picks up on age and the lack of AK’s talent – which are huge identifiers in that couple, LOL!

    • irishgirl71

      and it happened right before their 5th wedding anniversary, that’s what made me think of them

  • mrh74

    Lamar and Chloe. Lamar is a Laker, never wear a C = Celtics. Step down = sketchers reference.

  • KWDragon

    Why am I not seeing LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian here yet? Multiple uses of the word “cheat,” and they are both cheaters. Her last album tanked. He is now on a show no one is talking about (at least about its ‘quality’). Sweaters do seem to abound in his casual closet. What I really want to know is who is the chick with whom he hooked up? Is Rachel Uchitel in town?

  • Quinnie88

    I thought of Leann And Eddie Too !! mostly because they make me sick to my stomach, and we all know he WILL cheat its just when he does it.
    Also theres a website called Pop2it- zap2it and Leann has used 15 diff names to trash Brandi and its so clearly obvious its Leann.
    Just type in Is Leann to skinny? and you will see over 25 posts of her nonsense she seems really really bitter suddenly.

  • NomiMalone

    changing my guess to Hilary & Comrie. “another league” is referring to hockey. calling “C” something “he’d never wear that on his sweater” is also referring to hockey because hockey jerseys are sometimes called sweaters, & in hockey the captain wears a “C” on his. Only in Mike Comrie’s dreams would he EVER wear a C on his sweater because he is a terrible hockey player lol that is why I don’t think this is Fisher, because Fisher is actually a decent player skill wise & he HAS been an alternate captain before. & the last project Hilary “pimped” would be her book. Hilary spent little time in Pittsburgh this past season, Comrie could have easily cheated anytime he wanted. They’ve been together for almost 5 years (don’t have to wait for 5) & haven’t they been married almost a year? also, “at that age…” makes me think the couple is young. & while Carrie can actually sing & has talent, Hilary does not.

  • Poketlynnt

    I don’t know who it is, but I feel like if it WAS Underwood and her hubby, there would have been a reference to her song about cheating in the blind. (The one about taking a bat to his car?)

  • megmogmoo

    I’m fairly sure Lainey revealed this yesterday in her smutty tingles – she said “How many legs can he balance on his lap?” with a link to a photo of Hillary Duff standing on Mike Comrie. http://www.popoholic.com/2011/06/28/hilary-duffs-impressive-booty-balancing-act/

    It certainly fits her style of reveals (she rarely comes clean but drops MAJOR hints).