[EOnline] Barry Wanger-Banger is a muy funny fella. ‘Tho, must fess, the tabloids haven’t been talking about Bart for any of his silly shenanigans lately. In fact, they’ve been talking about the crap he does that could kill him, which is a damn shame.
But B-man is getting his life together, so we thought we’d share a titillating tale that we definitely find LOL-worthy about Mr. Wanger and his more pleasant Vice:
You know, the fact that he’s totally into dudes!
Of course, like any H’wood hunk worth his B-list status, BWB can keep his secrets just that.
Yep, Barry has taken note from the many closeted cuties before him and loves parading around T-town with a new hot thing—some models, some actresses, he doesn’t care too much, really.
But after wining and dining these babes at some of the swankiest hot spots in town—where he’s sure to get some paparazzi attention with his charming smile and sometimes six-pack—the real fun starts when he invites them back to his place. (Not even Toothy Tile is dim enough to pull the crap you’re about to read.)
‘Cause here’s the kicker: Barry lets the gals think he actually wants to get it on with them!
One partic clueless chick—who’s actually got a recognizable puss herself—arrived back at B’s place and was itching to see what he was packing when—poof!—Bart just up and disappeared.
The unlucky lady sat twiddling her thumbs in his family room, wondering where the hell her date went, before she finally started searching for him. And that’s when she learned the truth:
Three is definitely a crowed.
See, Barry had slipped outside to play a game of midnight basketball—no, that’s not a dirty little saying…We actually mean with the orange ball and a hoop and whatnot—with a sexy, shirtless stud.
Barry’s poor date watched all the ass slapping and lingering congratulations as the two sweaty boys played with each other out back before deciding she was had suddenly become the third wheel and hit the road.
So, then Barry and his BF hit the showers.
Now these are the kind of stories we like to hear from ya, Bar. You always know how to make us laugh.
And It Ain’t: Shia LaBeouf, Charlie Sheen, Seth Rogen