This celebrity wants everyone to know everything about how perfect her life is, and how you can be just like her. We know she is currently lying about two things. The first lie she tells is about food. She says that she grocery shops and spends time in the kitchen cooking every meal for herself and her family. So not true. A quote from a recent member of her household staff : “She wouldn’t know where anything was kept in the kitchen unless it fell off the shelf and hit her in the head.” The second lie she tells is about her marriage. It’s not happy. It’s over. Expect them to remain a pretend couple while the attorneys hammer out a divorce agreement. The official split will happen early next year.
Gwen and Chris Martin for sure!
that annoying muppet Rachel Ray
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin
heidi and seal. the blind item says family so they must have kids. heidi was telling a magazine not long ago that she was cooking dinner, turkey and all that stuff with it and that she made it every year for her family.
It’s so Goopy Gwyneth Paltrow.
Kelly Ripa and Mark Conseulos. There have been rumors out there for a while about them divorcing, plus the National Enquirer just did a huge story on them splitting.
Um, Anna, it’s clearly Gwyneth. Especially with her annoying website and email list, GOOP. Additionally, they’ve long had rumors about marital unrest.
Gwyneth Paltrow for sure!
Blind says celebrity, not actress, (so not thinking Gwyneth). The food issue makes me think Rachel Ray (especially with the lasagna picture, she’s Italian (?) but it doesn’t say chef, which I think she has had training in. But for some reason, I keep leaning to Billy Joel and Katie Lee Joel, since she’s a celebrity by marriage, no chef training, etc. (And I read today she’s in Miami at parties/shows with some not bad looking designer. Google her name in news. Billy is on tour in Austrailia or somewhere.
Clearly not Anna. i dont believe it is Gwyneth. Courtney Love said in a myspace blog that Gwyneth was very hands on housewife so i believe she cooks for her family.
I like Mark and Kelly guess.
My first thought was Kelly Ripa, but I think it’s Gwenth
this is without a doubt, Rachel Ray…
Rita,
Rachael Ray has no cooking classes under her belt. She’s just a slightly attractive face with a grating voice who somehow landed a cooking show.
It’s totally Gwen Paltrow.
Gwyneth. she was busted for not really cooking a while ago. And you never see her with her husband anymore.
Can I throw in my two cents……
and i want to say Jennifer Lopez and marc anthony…
but god knows i wish it was rachel ray …..
When I read this, I immediately thought Princess Gwynnie!
gwyneth paltrow
or rachel ray
Jon and Kate Gosselin
My first thought was Kelly Ripa. She does all of the “Tide” commercials on t.v. and always comes off looking so perfect and able to do 10 things at once.
Hey Jersey Girl, I think it’s Mark Anthony and J.Lo too – she was photo’d without her wedding ring at the Benjamin Buttons premiere
I say Rachel, she’s been fighting off both these rumors for years now. Enough is enough.
rachel ray
Kelly and Mark
it’s sooo Gwyneth
sounds like gwynnie to me
It’s clearly the Beckhams, Victoria said recently she cooked every day for her family, and there are constant rumours about her and David splitting. Also it says ‘celebrity’, which prob rules out Gwenyth (sp?!) as it would say ‘actress’ if it were her. Victoria would defo be classed as a ‘celebrity’.
Oh yeah, and referring to the lasagne pic, Victoria said she cooked mince/meat dishes every day.
It can’t be Rachel because regardless of how annoying she might be, she would definitely know her way around a kitchen. She’s not faking that part, even if she’s not a trained chef.
Posh said in an interview that she CAN’T cook.. the only thing she knows how to make is mince meat. I think Gwyneth is a good guess,her stupid goop blog tries to make her sound perfect.- Mark and Kelly are to boring to split.
I didn’t even THINK about the Becks. Check this out: “The only thing I can cook really is mince meat, which is ironic because I’m a vegetarian. But I like calzone and LASAGNA. I cooked every day in Spain so David and the boys lived off minced meat for four years. I cook a Sunday dinner every single Sunday I’ll have you know. My kids like Yorkshire pudding so I make that, I can make it from scratch and I make Dora the Explorer cakes for afters because the kids love them.”
It is definitely Chris & Gwyneth!
Interesting quote Me. Especially since she didn’t live in Spain for the first year of Beck’s contract there.
I think it’s the delectable Nigella Lawson myself. Unfortunately.
like some one,i think chris martin and gwyneth paltrow!
SJP and Matthew Broderick.
I think it is the annoying Mary Lou Henner.
Rachel Ray
I think it’s Gwyneth and Chris too. Chris was interviewed recently about what he can get in America that he doesn’t get at home and he said “laid.” Pretty shady thing to say when you’re wife is back in London. Also, Cwyneth has been spotted without him a lot-all summer she did that cooking show in Spain, she was at the Victoria Secret fashion show with some big time business guy, etc…Definetely her!
I hate to say it but Gwen and Chris…. didn’t she do a cooking series with that famous italian chef Mario. Which make sense why she would be talking about cooking for her family all the time….
gotta be gwyneth, there’s been rumors about her marriage to chris being over for months…plus she did that cooking show, good points made above Jamie – they’re never together and chris is one shady bastard.
Jaime – You’ve got the quote backwards. He said that one thing he CANT get in AMERICA that he can in London (where is wife is) is laid.
Gwyneth i remember a quote about how she cooks every meal for her family
I say Eva Longoria.
it’s GWENYTH!!
I’ll take bets on Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck.
im thinking.. RACHEL RAY
Kate Winslet?
KELLY RIPA.
The kitchen appliance commercials
she pimps for Sears are so laughable I couldv’e
guessed that without the blind.
Jessica Seinfeld
Aww i like kelly and mark.
kelly ripa!
It can’t be Rachel Ray because she Cooks on tv!!
Gwyneth Paltrow for sure.
The Becks!
the child exploiters..jon n kate gosselin..without a doubt..yep, they r so over! finally, that show will no longer be on the air and the kids will no longer have cameras shoved in their faces recording every moment of their lives. Or…it could be the Roloffs…another highly dysfunctional family and we all know amy hates matt..really despises him.
why does no one think it’s Angelina
Kelly Ripa reportedly there have been problems for a while.
I think It’s Jennifer López. there is a story this week saying that marc anthony was not acting like That of a married man at a club chatting it up with females until three in the morning. Also jennifer was just seen on the red carpet without her wedding ring. But I’m sure she’ll just say that she forgot it right?
Gwenyth and Chris for sure. She’s so uptight I don’t know how anyone could put up with her for that long.
OMGosh yes I think its Brad & Angie! Brad said the only thing Angie can cook is “cereal”!
I somehow thought of Michael Douglas & Catherine Zeta Jones for some reason…???
DEFINITELY Gwyneth. She is all GOOP newsletter now and being very blatant about saying how she only loves being with her kids. It’s all her kids, but never her husband. Plus, there were rumors that she and Chris were having problems and her publicist made a stink about it being untrue.
just had a look at the dreadful GOOP. This is definitely Gwenyth and Chris
it’s kelly ripa – have you not see all the kitchen appliance commercials she’s been doing lately (the commercials say how they keep her life in check)
courtney cox
david duchovny and his wife! Prob not since they have already said that they split
Jessica Alba
DEFINITELY Marc Anthony and J-Lo. She used to lie about cooking all the time when she was with Ben Affleck, and in front of Babs Walters Ben would say to J-Lo “What?! you’ve cooked for me like once.” and J-Lo gets all flustered.
It’s not brad and Angie, because Angie has never said that she’s a great cook at all.
Anon, 12/10, 5:11 — Amy and Matt? I don’t know, they seem friendly enough together now but at the beginning of their reality series, I remember her wanting to leave him. I’m thinking they’re just together for the show.
she is nauseating about her perfect life, but Gwyn has been shown on Oprah cooking live in the audience – seems to know what she’s doing. And she never professes to a happy marriage – she doesn’t discuss it publicly at all.
It’s not Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie because they aren’t married, people.
I don’t believe Gwen ever confessed to be a great chef/cook in the kitchen. This blind mentions that this celebrity wants everyone to think they are perfect and have the perfect life…. Gwen doesn’t fit that bill, at least not from interviews and articles I’ve read. She is private about her life and they are rarely photographed together (which most private couples with kids do). With recent rumors about her and Chris not doing so great, I guess make the most sense. Kids aren’t mention in this blog just the word “family” so I’m not certain it’s a couple with kids or a couple with family around.
Yeah I think Rachael Ray. Or Victoria Beckham.
It can’t be the Beckhams. All of their money comes from them being a couple. The Beckhams are a brand. Even if they were unhappy, I dont see them divorcing. Ever. My vote goes towards Gwen.
Haha i definitely think its gwyneth. Her latest lame newsletter gives recipes for you to have a ‘perfect’ christmas like her LMAO last months newsletter showed you how to dress like her!
Kate Gosselin for sure…. I remembered this article:
http://www.parentdish.com/2009/05/28/kate-gosselin-to-release-cookbook-but-are-the-recipes-really-h/
Plus hearing that disgusting story about putting week old sandwiches in her kids lunches until they ate them… that’s horrible.