A Cast Full of Fakers

SOLVED!

BlindGossip – This reality television show’s season premiere is coming up soon. While there will be plenty of drama on the show, there are a whole lot of lies hiding behind the scenes:

  • Cast member A has lost a few pounds. She will  claim on camera that it is from healthier living. The truth is that she had lap-band surgery a few months ago.
  • Although A claimed last season that cast member B was “just like family”, the two now have absolutely no contact with each other when the cameras aren’t rolling. Once B lost her money, A wanted nothing to do with her.
  • B absolutely hates cast member C for a variety of reasons, not the least of which is that she believes that C had an affair with B’s husband.
  • Cast member C’s family pretends that they are the wealthiest of all. However, their house is under water and they have a huge balloon payment (> $1 million) due in the next year that they will not be able to pay off.
  • Cast member D used to work as a call girl in a major US city.
  • Cast member E and her husband are going broke trying to portray themselves as wealthy people for the show. In real life, she is a hairdresser and he pumps gas.

SOLVED!

Reality Show: Real Housewives of New Jersey
A: Caroline Manzo, who secretly had surgery to lose weight, lied about it, and is now torturing her overweight daughter for her inability to lose weight.
B: Teresea Giudice, who is now Caroline Manzo’s enemy, and who doesn’t trust her sister-in-law Melissa Gorga as far as she can throw her. Teresa knows her husband Joe has cheated on her numerous times, although we can’t imagine that anyone, including Melissa, finds Juicy Joe attractive.
C: Melissa Gorga, whose house is now up for sale because she and Joe Gorga can’t make their mortgage payments. They are telling all kinds of lies about why they are moving. The truth is that his contracting business is failing and they aren’t paying their bills. Maybe they think that her singing career can save them.
D: Jacqueline Laurita, who allegedly met her husband Chris Laurita when she was a stripper and a call girl in Las Vegas.
E: Kathy Wakile, whose profession is always skimmed over because she and husband Richie borrowed heavily to secure a home and car that would make them look like they had a lifestyle commensurate with the rest of the housewives.

Yes, they are all a bunch of liars and phonies. Are you surprised?

Congratulations to Sashor, who was the first to get them all right!

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118 comments to A Cast Full of Fakers

  • EmeraldCity

    Real Housewives of New Jersey??
    A: Caroline Manzo
    B: Teresa Giudice
    C: Jacqueline Laurita??
    The two new ones are Melissa Gorga and Kathy Walkie
    hmmm

  • pinuppchick

    Real Housewives of New Jersey.

  • EmeraldCity

    Ok so from google ive now learned that melissa gorga is married to teresas brother and they live in an ornate mansion so she’s probably C, which would make it creepy if she had an affair with joe her brother in law but whatever…apparently she and teresa hate each other
    so D must be jacqueline laurita
    and E is probably kathy walkie teresa’s cousin

  • SimoneDarling

    Sounds like Real Housewives of Jersey

  • plum

    the Kardashian? please

  • Whatzmyname

    The real housewives of new jersey

  • dee123

    Housewives of some U.S city?

  • escape2

    sounds
    like the script….sorry the reality…of all of them
    the modern version of (recently axed) soaps

  • UrbanFox

    Real Housewives of NJ?

  • helena handbasket

    the real housewives of new jersey. e is teresa and joe guidice

  • Ralphie

    RHONJ.
    A: Caroline
    B: Theresa
    C: Jacqueline
    D: ex costar Danielle or that new gal
    E: ?

  • Sashor

    RHONJ
    A: Caroline Manzo
    B: Theresa Giudice
    C: Melissa Gorga
    D: Jacqueline Laurita
    E: Kathy Wakile

  • crankypants

    The show is Real Housewives of New Jersey.

    A: Caroline
    B: Teresa
    C: Teresa’s sister-in-law Melissa
    D: Jacqueline
    E: Teresa’s cousin Kathy

  • Sammi

    If this blind was written a month earlier, or even a few weeks earlier, I would think it was the Real Housewives of NYC. I don’t watch reality shows, though, so I barely have a clue.

    • Sammi

      My first post has been m’d (Sorry if that makes no sense, I’m not trying to get m’d again.). I just found out that the RHoNJ is premiering May 16th, which is pretty soon. It’s probably them.

  • Marjorie Stewart-Baxter

    I’m going with Real Housewives of New Jersey… there are two new wives, so I probably won’t get all the characters correct, but here it goes:

    A- Caroline Manzo… I believe there was a blind several months ago hinting that she got lap band surgery. It was a pretty obvious blind.
    B- Theresa Guidice… Caroline said multiple times last season that Theresa was “like family,” especially when both of their families travelled to Italy last year.
    C- I suppose we’ll have to wait and see to confirm who C is, but I think Cast Member C is new member Melissa Gorga, because there was speculation that Melissa’s new baby Joey is actually Joe (Theresa’s husband)’s son. Melissa is also Theresa’s sister-in-law, married to Theresa’s brother, who is also named Joe. There was also some drama at a family event last season with Theresa.
    D- I’m going to go with Jacqueline; she used to live in Las Vegas (not saying that all Vegas natives are call girls)and there has always been speculation on blind item websites that a wife from one Real Housewives franchise was a call girl, though everyone guessed Camille. Therefore, since it’s been speculated for a while, it couldn’t be any new cast member, and the original cast members are only Theresa, Caroline, and Jacqueline.
    E- With process of elimination, I believe cast member E is Theresa’s cousin, Kathy. If you read her bio on Bravo’s website, it says something about her working hard to keep her family’s world in order.
    E-

  • Zoinks

    Real Houswives of NJ!

    A: Caroline Manzo

    B: Teresa

    C: Melissa Gorga

    D: Jaqueline

    E: Kathy Wakile

  • camellia

    Reality Show: The Real Housewives of New Jersey
    A: Caroline
    B: Teresa
    C: Melissa (new cast member/Teresa’s sister-in-law)
    D: Jacqueline
    E: Kathy (new cast member/Teresa’s cousin)

  • emsies

    Basketball Wives

  • guiltypleasure

    Real Housewives of OC

  • Moof

    Paris Hilton and Brook Mueller’s show?

  • flowerpowergirl

    Housewives of New Jersey

    A. Caroline Manzo
    her husband had lap band surgery and rumors are she did too.
    see http://www.huffingtonpost.com/social/Durannie/housewife-caroline-manzo-_n_703923_59248243.html

    B. Teresa Giudice
    She’s not blood-related to the Manzos like Jacqueline (I like how Dina always annunciated the “cqu” in her name) but always referred to Teresa as “like family”. Money troubles for her and Joe are no secret.

    C. Melissa Gorga
    New addition to the cast. She is Teresa’s sister-in-law (married to Teresa’s brother Joe). When I saw her bio on bravotv.com, I recognized her name from rumors I read several months ago.
    http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/50548312.html
    and about the house:
    http://realcityhousewife.wordpress.com/2010/09/02/melissa-gorga-vs-teresa-giudice-home-edition/

    D. JaCQUEline Laurita?

    E. Kathy Wakile?

    The last two only out of process of elimination!
    I can’t believe I just spent time to do this!

  • mymysmama

    ummm..real housewives of nj….
    cast member a-caroline manzo
    cast member b-teresa guidice
    cast member cmelissa jorja
    cast member d-jacqueline laurita
    cast member e-new girl

    and there you have it….

  • wykkyd

    LOL…NJ Housewives. I don’t watch any of this franchise any more, but I’ll venture a guess.

    A = Caroline Manzo
    B = Teresa Giudice
    C = Melissa Gorga
    D = Jacqueline Laurita
    E = Kathy Wakile

  • jaan_black

    A – Caroline
    B – Teresa

    Not sure who’s on this season but if rumors are true, perhaps C is Teresa’s sister in law with whom Joe may or may not have a son with….leaves D & E to be Jacquelin and whomever although a few pertain to broke a$$ Teresa lol

  • sinamin

    The housewives of BH? Camille Grammer must be in there somewhere.

  • Erin

    RHONJ (Real Housewives of NJ):

    A. Caroline Manzo
    B. Teresa Giudice
    C. Melissa Gorga
    D. Jacqueline (I THINK she used to live in Vegas)
    E. Kathy Wakile is the final and newest cast member, so I’m going to guess her.

  • azura

    Reality Show: the world according to Paris
    A: Kathy Hilton
    B: Brooke Mueller
    C: Paris Hilton
    D,E: some Hilton/Richards relatives

  • NYtoLA

    Cast member A – CAROLINE MANZO
    Cast member B – THERESA GUIDACE [SP?!]
    Cast member C – UM….THERESA GUIDACE’S SISTER IN LAW? SHE’S NEW TO SEASON.. MELISSA GORGA
    Cast member D – KATHIE WALKIE, ALSO NEW THIS SEASON
    Cast member E – JAQUILINE LAURITA

    The series in Real Housewives of NJ…

  • shelaur22

    Real Housewives of New Jersey, but I don’t know the individual answers.

  • Sumi

    Real Housewives of NJ

    A. Carolyn Manzo

    B. Carolyn and Theresa G.

    C. Jackie? Dina?

    D. Jackie-Las Vegas

    E.

  • please let this be Kardashians!!! (I don’t even watch the show, I just hate them LOL)

  • mrsjaymack

    Housewives of NJ? I’m gonna guess Caroline and Teresa for A and B.

  • luvprue1

    Housewives of orange country,or Housewives of Beverly Hills.

  • Drew12345

    RHONJ? Premier is tonight.
    A: Caroline Manzo B: Teresa Guidice C: Teresa’s sister in law (I remember reports saying Teresa’s husband was found with her and Teresa hated her) D: one of the new women E: Jacqueline (Read she was a call girl in Las Vegas)I don’t follow them too closely I could be way off

  • Drew12345

    First time poster btw! :) Love this site

  • MYSONSNAMEISALSOBORT

    A is Caroline Manzo
    B is Teresa Guidice
    D is Jacqueline (she lived in Vegas)
    Of the RHONJ dont know who the other ones are cause they are new cast members

  • bestofme11

    This is my first time posting, but I was just flipping through channels yesterday and the saw the preview of this show
    Reality Show: Real Housewives of New Jersey

    A:Caroline
    B:Theresa
    C:Theresa’s sister in-law
    D:Jacqueline
    E:and the other new house wife

  • ladymarmalade

    Real Housewives of NJ. It comes back in May.

  • Lizzard1012

    Housewives of New Jersey.

    Cast member A is Caroline Manzo.
    Cast member B is Teresa Guidice.
    Cast member C might be Kathy Wakile or Melissa Gorga.
    Cast member D might be either Melissa Gorga or Kathy Wakile.
    Cast member E is Jaqueline Laurita.

    I’m leaning more towards Kathy as C and Melissa as D, but I might have them goofed up since they are new…

  • jujubar

    This is real housewives of NJ A: Caroline
    B: Teresa
    C: Melissa ( B’s sister-in-law)
    D: the new one
    E: Jackie

  • clink

    I’m thinking this is RHONJ, not sure about the cast, but here’s my guess:

    A: Carolyn – although she had lost weight last year prior to the reunion show and it was rumored she had had surgery even though she was spouting a healthy lifestyle for the weight loss.

    B: Teresa – she is not related to anyone on the show and has had documented problems with money as well as legal problems.

    C: Jacqueline – I never really got that they protrayed themselves as the wealthiest, I think that describes Caroline better. Hmm, maybe switch A and C? Although Jacqueline was on Watch What Happens Live last night and she didn’t look much slimmer. She also fits the part of having an affair better than Caroline too I think.

    D and E would be the two new cast members that are related to gorilla girl.

  • Cuddlebutt

    The New Jersey housewives?
    A. Manzo
    B. Theresa
    C. Uhh..? Dunno. Maybe the one that kissed the Lohan dad?
    D. The borderline one.. Coke wh*re.. sorry, Pr*stitue Wh*re!
    E. ?

  • pepperk

    Housewives of New Jersey
    A) jacqueline Laurita
    B) Theresa Guidice
    C) Melissa Gorga
    D)Kathy Walkie
    E) Caroline Manzou

  • PhoebeS

    Real Housewives of NJ

  • AuburnTiger

    Real Housewives of New Jersey
    A: Jacqueline (she said she did medifast to lose weight quick)
    B: Teresa
    C: Melissa – Teresa’s sis-n-law
    not sure D,E Caroline and new cast member Kathy are left.

  • UberClaire

    Real Housewives of New Jersey.

    A. Caroline Manzo
    B. Teresa
    C. Danielle?
    D.
    E. Jacqueline?

  • idle_reader

    Real Housewives of New Jersey!

    A. Caroline Manzo
    B. Teresa Giudice
    C. Is one of the new housewives. I’m going with Melissa
    D. Jacqueline Laurita (las Vegas)
    E. Another of the new housewives. I’ll say Kathy.

    Hi BG–first time posting! Love your site!

  • AlliCat

    RHO New York:

    A. Dina
    B. Teresa
    C. Caroline
    E. Danielle
    F. Jaqueline

    Bam!

  • yepimbored

    Housewives of NJ

    A:Caroline Manzo
    B:Teresa Giudice
    C:Mellisa Gorga
    D:Jacqueline Laurita
    E:Kathy Wakile

  • kday

    Real Housewives of NJ?
    A: Caroline
    B: Teresa
    C: new cast member
    D: Danielle/Beverly
    E: ??

    Pumping gas is a clue to NJ

  • rugo

    1. Real Housewives of New Jersey
    A. Caroline Manzo
    B. Teresa Giudice
    C. Melissa Gorga
    D. Jacqueline Laurita
    E. Kathy Wakile

  • salander

    RH of NJ
    A: Jacqueline Laurita
    B: Caroline Manzo
    C: Teresa Guidice

  • Redladyj06

    Real Housewives of New Jersey
    A- Caroline Manzo
    B- Teresa
    C- not sure
    D- Jaqueline, she’s from Vegas

    Although it’s hard bc Jaqueline did lose weight, so she could be A and C could be Carolina Manzo, then again do they have 5 in their cast?

  • The Real Housewives of New Jersey . . . . too obvious

  • AnMaSt

    This is easy!

    A:Caroline Manzo
    B:Teresa Guidice
    C:Teresa’s cousin-Melissa
    D:The only one left is Jacqueline Laurita. So her.
    E:Teresa’s Sister-in-Law-Kathy

    Not sure about C & E. They might be the other way around.

  • Loki2011

    Real Housewives of NJ?

    A: Caroline
    B: Theresa
    C: Jacqueline

    D/E- the 2 new additions…

  • Bambi

    This sounds like one of the Housewives franchises..season three of the New Jersey housewives will premiere in the middle of May so I’m guessing that’s the one. I’m not very familiar with the cast members tho.

  • Reality Show: The Real Housewives of New Jersey
    A: Caroline Manzo
    B: Teresa Giudice
    C: Kathy Wakile
    D: Melissa Gorga
    E: Jacqueline Laurita

    Not too sure I got the order correct on the housewives seeing as two are new.

  • Robberdobbs

    Real Housewives of New Jersey.

    A – Caroline Manzo
    B – Teresa Giudice
    C – Jacqueline Laurita
    D – Melissa Gorga
    E – Kathy Wakile

  • serenityflying

    Real Housewives of New Jersey!!

    A = Caroline
    B = Teresa
    C = One of the new girls (Probably the sis-in-law Melissa)
    D = Jacqueline (Las Vegas)
    E = Other new girl, Teresa’s cousin Kathy!

  • cameron

    Housewives of New Jersey

  • kelno

    Real Housewives of New Jersey. A: Caroline; B: Teresa; C: Melissa Gorga; D: Jacqueline; E: Kathy Wakile

    My life is so empty….

  • Anonymous

    Real Housewives of NJ

    A – Caroline Manzo
    B – Theresa Guidice
    C – ?
    D – ?
    E – ?

  • Kate252

    Real Housewives of New Jersey

    A. Caroline Manzo

    B. Teresa Guidice (sp?)

    C. Teresa’s Sister in Law, married to her brother (don’t know exact name)

    D. the 2nd of the new housewives, the one not related to Teresa

    E. Jaclyn and her Husband

  • dypny

    My guess is Bravo’s Real Housewives of New Jersey.

    A – Carolyn Manzo
    B – Teresa Guidice
    C – Melissa Gorga
    D – Jacqueline Laurito
    E – Kathy Wakile

  • MommaKitty

    Most likely a housewives thing but I dont really watch so I cant say who

  • Mmmmyeahyouwantme

    RHONJ
    A-Caroline…recently lost a lot of weight due to healthy eating
    B-Teresa Guidice….broke, broke, broke and they are always talking about how they are all “family”
    C – Jacqueline?
    D-
    E –
    Don’t know much about the other 2 new HW..Kathy (Teresa’s cousin) and Melissa (husband is Teresa’s brother).

  • Danielle

    Ooo seems like real housewives of new jersey to me!! A being caroline and B being Theresa maybe?? I haven’t seen the show in a while so i don’t remember all the other ones!

  • SamanthaF

    Real Housewives of New Jersey

  • Feral

    Real Housewives of New Jersey? Although I think several of these descriptions could apply to many of the characters in many of the cities represented.

  • Megan

    RHONJ

    A: Caroline or Jaqueline. I know Caroline lost her weight last season, so I am not sure…
    B: Teresa
    C: Teresa’s sister in law (her brother’s wife and she is a new cast member)
    D: I think this could be Jaqueline too, she lived in Las Vegas before she met her current husband
    E: Teresa’s cousin (she is a new cast member)

  • Ldanie3

    The show is Real Housewives of New Jersey!
    A: Caroline Manzo
    B: Teresa Giudice
    C: Melissa Gorga
    D: Jacqueline Laurita
    E: Kathy Wakile

  • jessita

    Real Housewives of NJ

  • DGBigD7

    Real Housewives of New Jersey.

  • tynk333

    Real Housewifes of New Jersey
    A. Caroline
    B. Teresa

  • saki

    Housewives of New Jersey
    A.Caroline
    B.Teresa
    C.Kathy
    D.Melissa
    E.Jacqueline

  • alkl

    Real Housewives of NJ.
    A: Caroline Manzo
    B: Teresa Guidice
    C: Dina Manzo
    D: crazy whatsher name that’s no longer on the show
    E: not sure, one of the new ones. Or Jack-leen.

  • zephyr

    I think this is Real Housewives of NJ, it’s premiere is coming up. I am guessing “A” is Caroline or Jacqueline, “B” is Theresa…not sure of the rest…they have two new cast members this season, so they are likely “D” and “E”.

  • mimiv

    Real Housewives of New Jersey

  • mrsdarcy

    Clearly, this is the Real Housewives of New Jersey…the real question is who is which letter since there are two new additions to the cast and Dina and Danielle are out of the picture.

    A: Caroline Manzo? She’s already been shown in the press having dropped a dramatic amount of weight so this could be her. Otherwise, I’d say it’s Jacqueline Laurita who may have had surgery to lose the baby weight.

    B: Teresa Guidice seems to have gone off the handle. With Caroline’s no-nonsense attitude, I can see her being over Teresa’s outrageous behavior. Not to mention, Teresa did have documented financial trouble in the press.

    C: New housewife Melissa Gorga is my guess. Melissa is married to Teresa’s brother (wikipedia lists Gorga as Guidice’s maiden name). This post about Melissa and her husband being sued, indicating potential financial troubles. http://www.nj.com/entertainment/tv/index.ssf/2010/09/family_of_real_housewives_of_n.html
    This article talks about bad blood between Teresa and Melissa.
    http://www.realitytea.com/2010/09/04/exclusive-details-of-feud-between-teresa-giudice-sister-in-law-melissa-gorga-plus-photos/

    D: I’ll be ballsy and guess Jacqueline Laurita for this one. She’s mentioned on the show that before she met her husband Chris, Ashley and her didn’t live as nice of a life. Not to mention Jacqueline is from Las Vegas aka “Sin City.” Her call girl past would help explain her kinship with Danielle.

    E: This seems to be Teresa Guidice since she had all her foreclosure drama, but since she also seems the likely candidate for B, I’ll go with Kathy Wakile (one of the new cast members)

  • cmscms11

    It’s the Real Housewives of New Jersey… Caroline lost a tone of weight and has said it was from a healthy diet and Theresa has lost all of her money!!!

  • Wembley1

    Is there truly a mystical magical place where people pump gas for you? Well aside from North Dakota…

  • gippercat

    Absolutely Real Housewives of NJ.

    A: Chubby Caroline got secret lap-band surgery, just like her husband did in a previous season and she was “so proud of him for working so hard to lose the weight”, as if he did it through diet and exercise. Please.

    B: Definitely bankrupt (in every sense) Teresa Giudice and her gross little troll horndog hubby and bratty daughters.

    C: That relative of Teresa’s who’s new this season? Teresa didn’t want her on the show but Bravo signed her anyway.

    D: Callgirl… sounds like Danielle Staub but she’s not on the show anymore, right? IDK. Maybe Kim G?

    E: Definitely Jacqueline. Danielle once said that she met Jacqueline at the local nail salon, where Jacqueline was working as a “nail technician”.

  • lh8990

    Actually, New Jersey is one of the few states (maybe the only?) where patrons MUST let the attendant pump gas for them. BINGO!

  • zicca

    RHNJ

    A: Jacqueline Laurita. (Caroline’s was last year)
    B: Teresa Giudice.
    C: Melissa Gorga.
    D: Ashley Holmes. Not 100% on this, but rumors abound regarding Ashley’s ‘activities’ in Dallas.
    E: Kathy Wakile.

  • kellybelly

    Solved!

  • Outlineboy

    I’m so thankful that I’ve never seen one second of that ridiculous brain-dead show or any of its cousins.

    • saucykitty

      Gracious, me, too! I haven’t watched “reality” television since the season of Real World that had Puck.

  • serenityflying

    Aww man… I saw this blind this morning and there were only 3 comments–I thought I was the first one with the correct answers. :(

  • Queenie

    Forget the guesses! There are still gas stations that pump gas for you??? Sign me up!!

  • gippercat

    Is anyone else suspicious that this BI is actually from the show’s PR ppl, trying to drum up interest in the forthcoming season with faux-leaked salacious details?

  • waxDiva

    The following info is from the NJ Cosmetology Board: License Information:
    Name: Katherina F Wakile
    Address: WAYNE,NJ
    Profession/License Type: Cosmetology and Hairstyling,Beautician
    License No: 32WA04429600
    License Status: Active
    Issue Date: 7/1/1983
    Expiration Date: 9/30/2012