A Cast Full of Fakers

SOLVED!

BlindGossip – This reality television show’s season premiere is coming up soon. While there will be plenty of drama on the show, there are a whole lot of lies hiding behind the scenes:

  • Cast member A has lost a few pounds. She will  claim on camera that it is from healthier living. The truth is that she had lap-band surgery a few months ago.
  • Although A claimed last season that cast member B was “just like family”, the two now have absolutely no contact with each other when the cameras aren’t rolling. Once B lost her money, A wanted nothing to do with her.
  • B absolutely hates cast member C for a variety of reasons, not the least of which is that she believes that C had an affair with B’s husband.
  • Cast member C’s family pretends that they are the wealthiest of all. However, their house is under water and they have a huge balloon payment (> $1 million) due in the next year that they will not be able to pay off.
  • Cast member D used to work as a call girl in a major US city.
  • Cast member E and her husband are going broke trying to portray themselves as wealthy people for the show. In real life, she is a hairdresser and he pumps gas.

SOLVED!

Reality Show: Real Housewives of New Jersey
A: Caroline Manzo, who secretly had surgery to lose weight, lied about it, and is now torturing her overweight daughter for her inability to lose weight.
B: Teresea Giudice, who is now Caroline Manzo’s enemy, and who doesn’t trust her sister-in-law Melissa Gorga as far as she can throw her. Teresa knows her husband Joe has cheated on her numerous times, although we can’t imagine that anyone, including Melissa, finds Juicy Joe attractive.
C: Melissa Gorga, whose house is now up for sale because she and Joe Gorga can’t make their mortgage payments. They are telling all kinds of lies about why they are moving. The truth is that his contracting business is failing and they aren’t paying their bills. Maybe they think that her singing career can save them.
D: Jacqueline Laurita, who allegedly met her husband Chris Laurita when she was a stripper and a call girl in Las Vegas.
E: Kathy Wakile, whose profession is always skimmed over because she and husband Richie borrowed heavily to secure a home and car that would make them look like they had a lifestyle commensurate with the rest of the housewives.

Yes, they are all a bunch of liars and phonies. Are you surprised?

Congratulations to Sashor, who was the first to get them all right!

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