EOnline – Girl-Thirsty Star Denied Tasty Lady Dish
We’re on a lesbian roll, love it! We’ve always thought girls know better how to have a really sexy time (guys are just too damn bam-bam-oriented, right?), and Butter P*ssy and Cookie Muncher are proving us right.
Take Sheila Horn E., for instance. Now, they just don’t come any more gorgeous than the luscious, exotically beautiful Sheila. Ms. Horn E.’s also pretty gifted in her chosen profession. But what Sheila’s fans may not know (in fact, we’re sure they don’t), is that Sheila also has a knack for making other chicks quiver and quake:
But not always for the right reasons!
Just like Butter is wont to do, Sheila lives for taking a chance on gals who may—or may not—be interested in having a good time with her. For the record, most babes say yes to Sheila’s advances. Not only is the multi-talent strikingly beautiful, but usually the women are so overwhelmed by Sheila’s charm and fame, they pretty much just do whatever the Industry-respected honey asks them to.
Such was not the case in the Hollywood Hills at a recent A-list party, where Sheila—she ironically is in yet another happy “straight” relationship—put the moves on a striking, slender brunette with vibrant green eyes.
Those eyes darted, dug and may well have blurted, I don’t care who you are, get the ef off me, bitch, which is precisely what a very shocked Sheila then did.
It was a major set-back for Ms. Horn E., who’s always gotten what she wanted in the past—at least, as far as her lesbian love-life goes. Sheila’s heterosexual romance history, on the other hand, is an entirely different subject, and one that’s been covered to great extremes in the media, which is always so busy singing some poor-me song for the beautiful broad.
Well, if all these ass-kissing reporters knew Sheila loves to get it on with girls (maybe more so than she does with guys?), then maybe they’d a have a different approach next time they file one of their inevitable break-up stories on the star?
Oh, yeah.
AND IT AIN’T: Reese Witherspoon, Blake Lively, Taylor Swift
Cameron Diaz??
Nicole Kidman? Sheila keeps making me think of kangaroos and Australia
Ted can’t stand her. He says too many nice things about this person for it to be her. Besides she is supposedly Cruella St. Shackles.
I was thinking Nicole, too, because Shelia is Aussie slang for a woman.
But when I got to the end and it talked about how her romantic history is covered and the media always has a poor me song for her makes me think of Jennifer Anniston. Taylor Swift and Reese Whitherspoon both dated Jakey G.
I thought of Jen A too when I read that. I wouldn’t call her exotically beautiful, but maybe Ted would.
Are you kidding?
eva mendes “exotic”
Definitely Christina Aguilera!
This is what I’m thinking. All the AIA’s are blonde.
Agree
i don’t think christina is exotic looking or that ted would describe her as gorgeous and luscious….also the press are quite harsh on xtina and rarely “ass-kiss” her. obviously just my opinion tho
There were initially rumors of domestic abuse in her marriage, but that only lasted for like a day, then it was all about her bad behavior.
katie, I was thinking the same thing too. CA is known for her gifted singing voice but not for her looks and even less so now that she’s gained a lot of weight from being sloppy drunk.
there have been similar stories about her sexual preference though, so this COULD be her but I really think this one is about Rihanna.
I thought this was Christina at first too but then “heterosexual romance history” (she doesn’t have much of a history, especially not “covered to great extremes in the media”, she was married for 8 years & is just dating that one dude now) & the only time the media was up in her relationship business was for the divorce. Also, she’s been vocal about her attraction to women since she came out with her Stripped album. It’s nothing new & her fans definitely are aware of it as am I, so the “what Sheila’s fans may not know (in fact, we’re sure they don’t” doesn’t work with her. the “media is always so busy singing some poor-me song for the beautiful broad”/”ass kissing reporters” part doesnt work either, they don’t kiss her ass, they are usually dragging her instead. This sounds so much like Christina but yet, it doesn’t lol
I do think this is a singer though. The best guess so far is Rihanna but I’m still not sure…
Rihanna.
Exotic looking and beautiful? Check
Multi-talented? Check (now an actress)
Woe-is-me love life that makes the tabloids? Check
Didn’t she just recently have a sexually explicit interview commenting on how she was into S&M and how she wanted to spank Britney Spears?
I like this guess too.
Rihanna’s links to the three NOTs:
Rihanna was recently tied to Reese’s ex, Ryan Philippe
Rihanna was the musical guest on the SNL episode that Blake Lively hosted
Taylor Swift did a cover of Rihanna’s song “Take a Bow”
Winner!
She’s not currently dating anyone though
She’s supposedly dating Colin Farrell and according to entertainment news, she’s met his children and it’s getting serious. Yeaaah right. lol
The blind makes it sound like the relationship is a PR thing. If she’s trying to sell the happy couple image, she’s probably at least been photographed with him. Maybe I’m reading it wrong, though.
Rihanna seems to be playing the “is she or isn’t she” card with Colin Farrell. I’m seeing a lot of reports about her supposed relationship with him but not really any pics of them together. Seems fishy to me, most def like a PR relationship.
AND when she was asked about who she was dating and IF it was colin she replied “I’m dating girls” then took it back!
hmmm…
Love this guess.
Can we connect the AIA dots? Taylor Swift because she’s a singer…the other two?
Would anyone be surprised?
Isn’t some girl writing a tell-all book about hooking up with her or something? And there have been rumors about her and Nicki Minaj. I don’t necessarily believe either story, but I’d hardly be surprised to hear that she likes women.
Also, who is she currently in a “straight relationship” with?
Rumours are with Colin Farrell.
Plus, there’s a book that just came out where a lesbian woman who’s worked in the industry talks about her sexual relationship with a “famous Caribbean pop singer”. LOL as if there’s more than one. Rihanna’s been rumored to solicit women for sex on various gossip sites now.
This is my guess too for the same reasons!!
I’m on the Rhi-Rhi bandwagon. That girl is a freak lol
I recently read about a girl who had a sexual relationship with Rhi and she said Rhi loved to go down on her and was really freaky. I’m too lazy to find a link. I mean I’m sure she likes men too, I mean look at how many she’s been with and I won’t even bother to list them because it’s a loooonng as list. I think she might have some sort of resentment towards men now and just likes to munch the carpet on the low. I wonder is Katy and her ever did anything, hmmm.
I think it’s Rosario Dawson. She actually looks a lot like Sheila E.
Although I guess her love life isn’t super-publicized, is it? Hm. Maybe Rihanna is a better guess.
Drew Barrymore? she’s blond like the “ain’t” girls,she acts,she directs,she’s charming,she’s famous,she had many love stories(so many break-ups),actually she has a new relationship with a guy
but she’s known as bisexual woman
The first person I thought of was scarjo but sadly, I don’t think it’s her or any if the women already listed as a response.
There’s so much more input since I first commented. I’m on board with Rhianna!
What about Shakira? Her hips quiver and shake, she is blonde, and exotic looking.
I like this guess! Apparently Shakira is bearding for a closeted gay soccer player in Barcelona right now.
Shakira makes sense. Her “affair” with Piquet is so ridiculous. Everybody knows he’s gay.
Yeah, I think MPaige nailed it. Only Shakira makes sense as “Sheila”. Blonde AND exotic, hips quiver and quake, “eyes” reference song Ojos Así (Eyes Like That), “honey” is in her lyrics or could describe her skin tone, “strikingly” could be a reference to soccer, she’s multi-talented (Wikipedia describes her as a “singer, songwriter, musician, record producer, dancer, and philanthropist”). She was also in an 11-year relationship with the former president of Argentina’s son and I think she got pity in the press when they called off their engagement.
I think it is Jennifer Aniston or Jessica Simpson
Jennifer Aniston for the woe is me with guys all the time, same thing with Jessica Simpson…Although i do not see Simpson or Aniston being widely respected in their industries
Are either of them exotic looking or charming?
I like the Rihanna guess, but I’m going to throw out Eva Longoria as well.
Eva L yet is a blind vice
Charlize?
This was my first thought too. But there are too many inconsistencies… Haven’t there been rumours about her liking women? So maybe this wouldn’t be such a great surprise. I’m also stuck on “exotically beautiful”. If we take exotic as meaning foreign, then it is consistent with the pic and the AIAs being classic blondes though. She broke up with Stuart Townsend, but I’ve not heard if she’s currently with someone in a straight relationship and I don’t recall the media singing “poor me” on her behalf. Dunno. Just thinking aloud. The thing that makes it most likely to NOT be Charlize is that my guesses are always wrong! lol
Sheila is “luscious, exotically beautiful” gifted, multi talented, and respected in her industry. That is not Jennifer Aniston or Jessica Simpson. I feel like it’s an Anne Hathaway type, or a singer.
Anne Hathaway is an interesting guess
-She dated that italian con man and was definitely portrayed as a victim
-She’s an actress that can also sing
-She’s respected in her industry
-She was in Brokeback Mountain and Love & Other Drugs with Jake Gyllenhaal who dated Reese & Taylor – and apparently she helped him dodge questions about Taylor at some press conference for L&OD
-Currently in a relationship with Adam Shulman
Not sure about the Blake Lively connection
I was thinking Kylie Minogue?
Since when are generic Hollywood blondes ‘luscious’,and ‘exotically beautiful’?
A little more creativity is needed here, peeps!
All of the AIA’s are blonde
Amanda Seyfried could probably be described as exotically beautiful and luscious
“Exotic” = non-”Caucasian”
My thought too. I’m guessing Padma Lakshmi.
Not true. Us Southern Europeans/ Medeterranean types are often called “Exotic”, and we are certainly Caucasian. Usually it just means dark hair and possibly tan, right?
Agree with the Rihanna guesses.
Sheila E was latina, exotic, Rihanna, latina, exotic, is mentioned in the press alot with several different men. Can completely see this as being her. I definitely believe she is respected in her industry, hence all the appearances.
Rihanna is not latina but she is exotic and strikingly beautiful with her dark skin and light eyes.
Rihanna is from Barbados. She’s not Latina.
Rihanna isn’t in a relationship
She’s supposedly dating Colin Farrell.
Im down with the Rihanna guess as I said above but I’ll throw Halle Berry’s name in the mix.
halle berry is an interesting guess, i vote her or rihanna too
That’s who I was thinking…
- Exotically beautiful — duh
- Happy current relationship — with that British actor
- Past romantic woes in the tabloids — drama with her abusive ex-husband, drama with Gabriel A., etc.
- Respected by the industry — Oscar winner
And Halle Berry actually sounds similar to Sheila Horn E.
Ted’s names almost always sound like the celeb’s name or at least have the same number of syllables (Miley Cyrus – Me-Me Dallas; Lindsay Lohan – Morgan Mayhem; Pixie Mixie – Nicole Richie, etc)
Not only do the names sound similar, but Lena Horne came to mind immediately when I read the “Sheila Horn E”. Halle Berry has cited Lena Horne many times over the years as one of her inspirations. She is currently dating Olivier Martinez, a French actor.
I love the Halle guess for these reasons, plus the exotic/voluptuous cues, and her pretty dramatic break-ups.
Sounds like Halle. She is ‘dating’ Olivier Martinez, who dated Kylie Minogue for a few years…and she is Australian ( a sheila).
I don’t know if the answer is Jennifer Aniston because she’s not exotic but it might not be far off…
I remember in 2005 Lainey and Gawker reported that there was some underground gossip spreading in HW, that Jennifer was having a lesbian relationship with Mark Walberg’s cousin.
Jennifer Aniston is as exotic as Wonder Bread in Alabama.
lol!
but isn’t she half greek or something?
Half beak is more like it; you could saw apart a log with that nose of hers.
LMAO!
For what it’s worth, I feel like Ted takes some liberties in his physical descriptions of people, so it’s probably not that helpful to read too much into that aspect of the item. IMHO.
What about Cheryl Cole? She’s been the “victim” in a break up and she’s bearding for that DWTS guy, just like Reese & Taylor have done for Jake G
who?
It doesn’t matter who, Cheryl Cole is neither bearding anyone nor rumored to be a lesbian, much less attending A list parties in Hollywood Hills.
Are you saying that Derek Hough isn’t gay or that she isn’t his beard?
The woman isn’t rumored to be a lesbian. The blind clearly states her fans have no idea she likes women. Well, maybe “clearly states” is a bit of a stretch considering the writer.
Anyways, I thought of her because her husband repeatedly cheated on her, and she was always seen as the sweetheart victim. Plus, she’s dating a gay guy. Either way, I was just throwing out a bunch of guesses.
They’re not dating, he’s just her friend who she hardly sees every four months and they’re barely pictured together which throws away the theory that she’s bearding for him.
This blind item makes it sound like the woman has had several relationships/break ups in the past.
although i don’t think its cheryl cole, there have been rumours about her and her bandmate for years, and her husband was allegedly caught up in a bit of scandal with mobile phones being stuck up places..
Those rumours are just some fans’ wishful thinking
ha, I don’t know who that is either.
Seriously?! She’s the British chick that looks like Eva Longoria. I’m an American, I probably shouldn’t know who she is either…I need to stop reading Perez Hilton. lol
lol Why are you so against the Rihanna guess?
lol I’m not, nothing would happen when I tried to click “Submit Comment” so I tried to reply to a couple of others, then all of my comments showed up like 5 minutes later
JLO?
My first thought was JLo, too.
What about Salma Hayek? I don’t know from AIA’s but definitely exotic. There were rumors recently about she and Penelope Cruz.
She was the first person I thought of as well.
Kim Kardashian
No, if Kim were a lesbian, there would have been a video already. Although I am sure that is coming sooner or later, as her “career” slides.
Rihanna:
“for the record” = singer.
“strikingly beautiful” = being struck by Chris Brown.
“honey” = Rihanna’s skin color.
“romance…covered to great extremes” = the trial and sentence.
“industry-respected” = many awards. including 4 Grammys.
But the relationship? A puzzle.
For some reason, the ‘striking’ slim brunette with green eyes made me think of Mila Kunis (even though her eyes seem various combinations of blue-brown-green. The emphasis on her eyes reminded me of how she just came out about how she was blind in one eye for a while or something.
Eva Longoria?
Amanda Seyfried was my first thought
mine too
Eva Mendes? Though I can’t tell you about any guy she’s dated so that leaves her out. So it could be Rhianna.
Has anyone guessed Renee Zellweger?????? She has had several failed relationships and there are rumors about her and Brad Cooper’s mother. She is industry-respected, I guess, and is blonde, blue-eyed…
She is definitely not known for being an exotic beauty.
..yeah, you’re right – squinty, yes, exotic, NO
Scarlett Johanssen is my guess.
I’ll second this guess.
Mariah Carey
i think amanda seyfried is a possiblity too because she is incredibly beautiful and kind of exotic with her big eyes. and i think he’s hinting towards a blonde beauty with the main pic and the choices that he nixed. so if that is the case, i would think amanda although i don’t have any idea that she’s into that. plus with her movie role in “chloe” that was pretty believable.
Padma Lakshmi
Really don’t think it’s Rihanna. She isn’t dating any men at the moment. It wouldn’t be all that suprising to most folk if she had female lovers. Her image etc contributes to that. Also can’t imagine anyone turning her down. She’s a bit of a fox that one. Lol.
I’m not seeing guesses where they are “multi talented”
Rihanna, sings, she can barely dance and does not try to often, she doesn’t act, SNL isn’t real acting.
She is not dating anyone that she is claiming as her man..
I was gonna say Fergie but she is not multi talented either and she is married.
Cammie Diaz is not mutli talented, does she sing??
Halle is she maulti taleneted??? does hse do anything other than act??
I’m stumped, JLO?? but she has Skeletor, I have heard rumblings about her loving up some chicks.
she dances well enough for me; i could watch her grind on things a million different ways and be happy. shes already shot a new movie, too, and shes got a fragrance now.
oh but this blind is FIYAHHH!! and Juicy!
Amanda Seyfried. All of the AIAs are blonde. She qualifies as multitalented (sang in Mamma Mia). Even though she’s blonde, I’d say she has kind of an exotic look to her. She also played Little Red Riding Hood, and the article’s overdone emphasis on eyes could be a throwback to the fairy tale (“What big eyes you have…”). I’d say she’s pretty respected in the industry, generally speaking. And she’s come off as sympathetic when the press covered her and Dominic Cooper and Ryan Phillippe (a link, which, by the way, could explain the Witherspoon AIA). She’s popular enough to be invited to parties but not so much that she couldn’t theoretically get shot down.
I can also sort of see the Rihanna guesses, too, I guess.
Oh, and she’s also done films that required/allowed her to fool around onscreen with women, like Jennifer’s Body and Chloe.
I agree with this guess. With respect to multi-talent, she was a child model and has recorded songs on the soundtracks of Mamma Mia and Dear John. She generally is respected in the industry and often gets positively reviewed for her work.
That said, I also agree with the Rihanna guess, but like a few posters noted, I wouldn’t be surprised if I heard Rihanna was hooking up with women.
Rihanna sounds convincing, though I can’t stop thinking of Scarlett Johansson (even though that’s a really politely phrased blind to be possibly about ScarJo, it’s more of a wishful thinking I guess since she’s my girl crush LOL) and Jennifer Aniston (even though I’d be shocked it’s her as she is ‘beautiful’???)
Penelope Cruz is my bet! Although I thought she was in a relationship with Salma Hayek for decades.
Cheryl Cole is rumoured to have a fling with Rhianna. Cheryl Cole is the UKs most successful solo artist, previously part of band Girls Aloud.
How about Eva Mendes or if we are going with a blonde, Kate Bosworth?
First time poster here – love the site! I was thinking what about Kat Von D? Would explain “Sheila Horn E”, who was also Latina, and she is well respected in the tattoo industry. I guess you could say her look is “exotic”, if mall goth with 20 layers of makeup is considered “exotic”. The only thing that doesn’t fit is the part about the media being sympathetic about her love life. I thought she got a lot of heat for being with Sandra Bullock’s ex.
If the pic is the major clue – blonde hair and big red lips – I’d go with Amanda Seyfried.
Welcome Marissa! Love, BG
For some reason, I was thinking Shakira…. but I’m switching teams too—to Rhianna
Sheila is Australian for girl. It has to be an Australian celebrity.
For some reason, I really think this is Dita Von Teese. “exotically beatiful” maybe = exotic dancer, plus the extra hint of “chosen profession,” which leads me to believe it’s not something that is a normally discussed on the gossip sites (such as actress/singer/reality star). Also, “Sheila Horn E” kinda sounds like Dita Von T. She’s a dancer, a model, and lately an actress (and didn’t she just launch a lingerie line?). Not sure if she’s currently dating anyone, but she was married to Marilyn M. for a while before an unpleasant divorce. So…. that’s my best guess.
I’m not sure about this, only because of that photoshoot she did with another woman that involved The Notorious Stiletto Incident. It came to light a couple of years ago, so I don’t know why she’d try and hide it if she was fooling around with women.
Whoever it is – could you ask her to call me?
I’m a brunette with green eyes and I’ll happily be her plaything! Thanks BG 
xxx
I just happen to be a gorgeous, luscious and exotically beautiful girl called Sheila. Can I call u too? Lolz.
Teds Bitch Back column dismissed Anne Hathaway and said Sheila is in movies.
I’ll stick with my Halle guess.
The “in movies” thing kind of writes off the Rihanna guess, doesn’t it? Yeah she’s in Battleship coming up, but “in movies” leads me to think that that’s what this woman is primarily known for. If it was Rihanna, he’d have said she was a singer.
Carmen Electra?
Sandra Bullock?
i agree apple but you just said what i said on my earlier post so i dunno if you saw that but yeah that’s what i think and blondes can be exotic. i’m blonde and have been called exotic… well i’m actually a natural brunette and olive skinned but hey still… lol german and cherokee indian so i guess that’s why.
Uma Thurman?
I like the Amanda Seyfried guess plus she has a tattoo of the word minge on her ankle!
*Crosses Fingers*
“Let it be Rihanna, Let it be Rihanna, Let it be Rihanna, Let it be Rihanna, Let it be Rihanna, Let it be Rihanna, Let it be Rihanna…”
“on the record” makes me think of The Britney Spears’ documentary “For The Record”. Britney just was just on the remix of S&M. Please let this be Rihanna. lolll
evan rachel wood
no guess, really, but this looks like a good place to say, what the H is wrong with Ted that he;s writing so STUPID lately? It sounds like he’s revving up a career writing cheap porn, and the above little item sounds like the clean parts of a story, and he’s going to put in the dirty parts later.
This is RiRi…. One of her past lady lovers is writing a tell all book about hooking up with her. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1352732/Rihannas-lesbian-lover-Natasha-Tajah-Burton-mimics-topless-pictures.html
Angelina Jolie as Sheila Horn E