Virile Actor Gets a Job at a Bar

LaineyGossipIt’s not just the super elite actors, the film stars, who need to beard and pretend. Even the lower ranking ones do too. Calling him B List might be a little generous, but he has had his share of magazine covers, is the face of a few shows, and is surprisingly entrepreneurial, with successful projects across several other platforms, all banking on looks and virility. While I can’t personally see it, his appeal is strong enough that it has overcome his reputation as a chronic philanderer whose wife left him because he couldn’t stay faithful. It was always assumed that he was cheating with women. And in a way, given his errrm sex symbol image, that may have worked for him. But what if the cheating was with men? One night in New York, he was on the receiving end of a very enthusiastic bl*w job from a very enthusiastic young giver who was clearly not his baby mother because his baby mother is, obviously, not a boy. The baby mother very likely knows though. After all, it wouldn’t be an arrangement that she’d be unfamiliar with, given where they met. Still, dude, if you’re keeping that kind of secret, and you hit up a bar to get blown, you may want to tip the staff a little better than you do. Because they are talking. And it’s not like people haven’t been wondering this about you for a long, long time anyway.

Share on FacebookShare on Google+Tweet about this on TwitterShare on RedditShare on TumblrPin on Pinterest

Comments

    • Pickle says

      I don’t know much about him so forgive me if this is a stupid guess but this blind just seemed like him to me.

      • 4six2 says

        It’s a PERFECT guess, Pickle. My Gaydar goes Crazy if I just flip the channels past his show. He OBVIOUSLY likes boys and I cannot understand why he feels the need to have some sort of “Ladies Man” reputation!!

      • Miss Chernobyl 2011 says

        I agree with all the others. This is a great guess. I definitely think this is him!

    • ATLMama says

      I’ve never posted on a site like this before (even though I LOVE this site, BG), but I’ve got to agree with you on this one. I never would have thought of him, but it fits perfectly.

      He’s been famous for “a long, long time” and met his baby mama while doing “A Chorus Line” on Broadway. The Doritos Girl left him right after they got married for cheating. This is so obviously Mario to me.

    • aeduko says

      Never would have thought of him, but yes! I’ve thought he was gay for years, and was surprised when I heard he’d actually got someone pregnant.

  1. Tru Tru2 says

    PICKLE got this in the bag!!

    Mario, who has not married is child’s mom yet..and didn’t he say they met on working on some Broadway thing or something?

    I say Lopez 2

  2. nywizard08 says

    The clues kinda give it away…allegedly AL had the marriage annulled because he cheated at the bachelor party…entrepreneurial makes sense with reporting duties, hosting tv shows, MCing at contests, working out videos (i believe)…current baby mama, met while they were doing a show on broad-way…

    • luvprue1 says

      I board that train too. Wasn’t there a blind that was also believe to be Mario’s that stated he lost his virginity at a Disney Land theme part…to a older guy?

    • Alex says

      Make some room for me, I’m aboard! Though it could really be several men, I like the Mario Lopez guess.

    • Iwonder says

      Ahhhh!!!

      I’m like: who is this Maria Lopez, but reading your post, I realised it’s AC Slater from saved by the Bell??

      I second this guess, he’s gayer than George Michael, to use a quote by a friend of mine.

  3. VinylDestination says

    Oh this was fun to read! It was like going through a maze without a struggle. As soon as I read, “the face of a few shows”, it was Start to Finish in seconds. Mario Lopez.

  4. dolceracer says

    Definetly Mario Lopez. He had a field day with the boys when he was in A CHrous Line on Broadway. Apparently met his BF there.

  5. davew says

    I like the Mario Lopez guess, but as an alternative how about Thomas Jane? He fits most of the clues, although perhaps not the entrepreneurial attitude.

  6. Smoke says

    I just remembered something about Mario! When his baby mama had the baby, there was a mag cover picture but it only had him and the baby. Baby mama was nowhere in sight. So maybe it was an arranged pregnancy. It was kind of strange that she wasn’t in the pic too.

  7. istillhavesarcasm says

    Jude Law? I read “philanderer” and all I could think of was his smirk and receding hairline.

  8. bored at work says

    Definitely Mario.

    I’m assuming the scandalous part of the blind is that he doesn’t tip well – because we all already know he’s gay…

  9. apple martini says

    Yeah, sounds like A.C. Slater to me, too. It’s obviously not a film actor and the divorce, pregnant girlfriend, meeting her at a Broadway show, etc. all fit.

  10. karaduff says

    Yeah I think Pickle nailed it. Genius Pickle! I don’t know if I would have thought of him, but it fits perfectly…he met his baby mama in “A Chorus Line” on Broadway. Definitely gay gay gay (not that there is anything wrong with being gay). It’s so sad that celebs can’t come out of the closet and be who they really are. I mean…who cares if you are gay!!!!

  11. sshin says

    Shouldn’t the blind be which bar this is.
    I always get thrown out for pulling stunts like that.

    Not sure what the suprisingly entrepeneurial thing about AC is, but I can’t think of anyone else myself.

  12. nywizard08 says

    In Hollywood, anything goes. It has since its early days. However, when the Hays commission began in the 30’s it basically made everything underground. Its continued this day through the PR world. Basically, they tell celebrities it will hurt their careers and universal appeal if they “come out” so they basically let their very expensive pr manufacture stories and create beards and do what they want discreetly so to speak. PR makes millions, the actors stay popular and the public doesn’t know any better. In this case I do not think ML is gay. He strikes me as a pretty pan sexual. Anything he finds hot, hell go for.

    • HotTeacher88 says

      So true. Not to say that straight actors can’t play gay men, but he was way convincing in that Greg Louganis story. The Chorus Line performance in the white sailor suit sealed the deal for me.

  13. JerseyJoe says

    Okay, I am going against the grain here but I don’t think it’s Mario Lopez. I don’t get the gay vibe from him. I wish I did, he’s hot as a 100 degree day, but my gaydar is not transmitting Lopez.
    Hey, I could be very, very wrong!